Clip! Clop! Clip! Clop! Watch out for that ghostly equine figure behind you as we take the Capaldi classic 'Heaven Sent' and reimagine it with Ncuti Gatwa. Get the tissues ready (no, not for that) as we have emotional reunions with Susan, Inspector Macra and a certain horse. Hmm, it feels like we've been here before...

Time Ram has a hard day's night as we take 'The Devil's Chord' and harmonise it with the fifth Doctor, Peter Davison. Starring Tegan 'Ticket to Ride' Jovanka, drug-peddler Nyssa of Traken, and 'Magic' Adric (aw bless). Oh yeah, and the Beatles. Come together!

Guest-starring Jon Arnold.

Gween! The colour for this episode is gween! Join Time Ram in an expedition into the steaming jungles of Central London, as we take Peter Capaldi's 'In the Forest of the Night' and reimagine it with the Second Doctor. Who is Johnny Morris, and does he mean the Doctor and his friends any harm? What does a tiger do when no-one is looking? And why does this story make Baz so very angry?

Time Ram finds itself in Davey Jones' locker as we take Matt Smith's 'The Curse of the Black Spot' and update it to the Ncuti Gatwa era! In the process we discover dodgy story logic, characters who should be dead, characters who shouldn't be dead and a CGI Eileen Way. It's another one of our surprisingly frequent 'Doctor Who does pirates' stories. Aaarr me hearties!

All the Gateways are one - which must make for a terrible crush when everyone needs the loo after their largely pickle-based lunch! Join Time Ram as we journey through Warriors' Gate in the company of the Eleventh Doctor, Amy and Rory, exploring Romana's sexy arms, and the galaxy's most impractical spacecraft along the way. Look out for that axe!

Featuring our special guest, Steve Palace.

Time Ram rides for missing 60s Dalek episodes as we examine 'The Power of the Daleks'. But leave the Patrick Troughton, it's Sylvester McCoy we want as we adapt this story to 1987! Prepare yourselves for blue tinsel, Sabalom Glitz and playing the spoons on governor Hensell. And also... Y-Fronts.

Time Ram goes for a gold meddle performance, as we muddle the Twelfth Doctor into the middle of The Time Meddler. Who will win when the Geordies take on the Vikings? Do cows really wear space helmets? Find out - but be warned, you might end up feeling completely knacked.

Time Ram goes north of the border as we evaluate missing classic 'The Highlanders' in it's new position in the Tom Baker era. At least we can see it now! And what a gem it is, with Lulu in a beard, 6 foot 3 inch washerwomen, and Peckinpah-levels of blood on screen. Plus we learn: who do you call a peasant?