It's Time Ram, the Doctor Who podcast that plays all the right stories, just not necessarily in the right order. This episode we leave a message as Jon Pertwee's 'The Claws of Axos' gets re-booted for Tom Baker. And what a different story it is, with Peter Pratt, Swedish Chef and a lot less yellow! So brave the tentacle and join us.

Time Ram changes Doctor Who forever as we take Peter Davison's 'Four to Doomsday' and re-adapt for Paul McGann! We also answer some vital questions along the way. How does the Doctor age? How many companions does he need? What do you do when your spear's missing? Velvet jackets on and let's space walk like it's 1996. Or 1982. One of them.

More flim flam from Time Ram as we jostle William Hartnell's 'The Keys of Marinus' into the Patrick Troughton era. Join us as we learn about nominative determinism, lovely stagehands and plastercine Voords. What makes Troughton swear? How many Herron Carvics are there? It's the one where the TARDIS crew says "nah".

Time Ram dips its toe into history to bring us Jodie Whittaker's 'Rosa' which has now been shifted into the Tom Baker era... Which seems unlikely. Nonetheless, here we are, going with it and discovering who keeps a third eye under their stetson, surprising revelations about the Stormcage, and why the meddling Monk is superior. The moment has been prepared for...

It's Time Ram. the Doctor Who podcast that interrupts Graham Norton and takes on the chewy, difficult biscuits - all for you! This time, we insert Patrick Troughton into 'The Time of Angels/Flesh and Stone', now better known as 'The Statues That Don't Like You'. They'll try anything in the 60s. So join us for Diana Rigg, The Likely Lads, Shady Troughton and Cybermen by the bed! And weeping angels, obviously.

Time Ram takes to the pitch as we tee up William Hartnell's 'The Edge of Destruction' for a new event starring Doctor 14, David Againnant! In the process, we enjoy some Polly cocktail, the Doctor doing a murder and some sub-par punk rhymes! The door is always open at Tom Baker's convent.

With special guest star Sam Clement

Time Ram goes into the shower alone and encounters Colin Baker's 'The Curse of Fenric'. In the process, we discover serious over-writing, Takis and Lilt, Mountain Dew, Jacques Cousteau and slippery babies! Listen in for more of this nonsense and to discover the answer to everything! It's in there somewhere.

Time Ram enjoys a cup of tea with two lumps (and sugar) as we take on the famously unfinished Shada, finishing it off with Patrick Troughton... then losing it again. Oh well, at least it's festive, what with Jamie's deadly porridge pot, long actresses and a song from Kamelion. Christmas? Beat you, cock!