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Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

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A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.Copyright Three Bean Salad
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  • Fifth Wednesday semi-demi-non-ep

    Fifth Wednesday semi-demi-non-ep
    Sep 30 2026

    No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday September and we only do four episodes a month because of the podcasters' union)

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    3 mins
  • Soup

    Soup
    Sep 23 2026

    Soup of the day is lukewarm banter! That’s right, Max of Bremen has poured soup into the bean machine. Rest assured the beans shall treat this week’s liquid topic as scrupulously they would any solid one.

    With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

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    57 mins
  • Dancing

    Dancing
    Sep 16 2026

    We are not the only species that dances but we are the only one that has Dancercise. With that in mind, perhaps it is worth reflecting on the often misquoted words of 17th century poet and scholar John Donne: “Any man’s death diminishes me, because I am involved in Dancercise. Therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.” Thanks for Sandor of the other side of wherever for this week’s topic.

    With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

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    1 hr and 14 mins
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A whimsical little pod with a contrasting cast and is just pure joy and escapism

Lukewarm banter that’s sure to please

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witty, silly but above all erudite, lucid and with the dynamics of good friends who enjoy each others company and don't try to best of shitveach other down. healty disrespect too. By picking up from each other not shutting down I could listen to this for ever. I never fail to laugh out loud

like being old friends

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Love this podcast as it is wonderful hear the friendly, funny banter and the oddball takes on topics listeners send in.

Great wit, laugh out loud funny with more than a hint of darkness. Just brilliant.

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If you do use this as a sleep aide, be sure to revisit when awake- it's sublime, absurdist genius. Just watch out for Spurbs.

Rambling genius, with jingles

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