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Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

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A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.Copyright Three Bean Salad
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  • Village Fêtes

    Village Fêtes
    Jul 8 2026

    Samuel of 84a High Street selects village fêtes as this week’s topic for the beans. You may well ask yourself why Samuel has made this choice and wonder if perhaps Samuel was never voted as Village Fête Prince or if Samuel’s motorised float never podiumed or if Samuel shoved his hand in a lucky dip barrel and pulled it out again expecting to be holding a prize only to find his fingers had been replaced with very long springs but Samuel’s motive for his choice is Samuel’s business and Samuel’s business alone.

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • The Roman Empire

    The Roman Empire
    Jul 1 2026

    Plumbers. Noon. The Planets. Just a few of the things that probably wouldn’t even exist today if it weren’t for the Roman Empire probably. And here’s another one: Luke from Bolton via Bremen. Little wonder then that he chose it as this week’s topic for the Three Bean Salad Podcast (which definitely would have existed either way).

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    59 mins
  • Seaside Towns

    Seaside Towns
    Jun 24 2026

    Seaside towns have had a shaky reputation ever since the people of Hastings lifted the rope for those meddlesome Normans. Almost a millennium on is it time their notoriety was reassessed? Owen of Rhyl thinks yes and that the people for the task are beans three.

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    56 mins
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A whimsical little pod with a contrasting cast and is just pure joy and escapism

Lukewarm banter that’s sure to please

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witty, silly but above all erudite, lucid and with the dynamics of good friends who enjoy each others company and don't try to best of shitveach other down. healty disrespect too. By picking up from each other not shutting down I could listen to this for ever. I never fail to laugh out loud

like being old friends

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Love this podcast as it is wonderful hear the friendly, funny banter and the oddball takes on topics listeners send in.

Great wit, laugh out loud funny with more than a hint of darkness. Just brilliant.

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If you do use this as a sleep aide, be sure to revisit when awake- it's sublime, absurdist genius. Just watch out for Spurbs.

Rambling genius, with jingles

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