Episodes

  • TTB325: Backyard Byurial

    TTB325: Backyard Byurial
    Oct 19 2026
    The Two Bobs episode 325 for Monday, October 19, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Absence of Light from 4 Hands. https://untp.beer/lmr4Q Robert nursed a Sweater Weather from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/690pn Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll make sasquatch calls at your home. The Bears still suck.Rob is getting in iPhone Duo…eventually.This week’s CRAZY NEWS passed the bar exam in China. Florida Man® shot an Uber Eats driver for trying to get his girlfriend’s phone number. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/khuslen-saruultuya-uber-eats-driver-shooting-miami-dade-suspect-accused-shooting-driver-after-girlfriend-phone-number-dispute-driver-cincinnati-crime-wounded-by-gunfire-handgun-during-apartment-complex-confrontation Florida Man® was arrested for trying to smuggle birds through the Miami Airport. https://abc7ny.com/story/man-arrested-airport-allegedly-smuggling-birds-underwear-investigators/19924539/ Two North Carolina men were stopped by police for driving their couch down the road. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/10/05/nc-us-Charlotte-Mecklenburg-couch-scooters/8751791210974/ A man from New Jersey won America’s largest sasquatch calling contest. https://www.nj.com/passaic-county/2026/10/nj-man-wins-americas-largest-sasquatch-calling-competition.html More Americans are opting to be burying in their unknowing neighbors’ backyard. https://theonion.com/report-more-americans-opting-to-be-buried-in-unknowing-neighbors-backyard/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    48 mins
  • TTB326: Cocaine Courtesy

    TTB326: Cocaine Courtesy
    Oct 26 2026
    The Two Bobs episode 326 for Monday, October 26, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an All Hallows Treat from Brewery Ommegang. https://untp.beer/7b1651a1b6 Robert nursed a Hittin’ Dingers from Lost Rhino. https://untp.beer/4Pd4V Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll hijack your delivery robot. We talked Lions vs. Packers and the World Series.This week’s CRAZY NEWS is changing the name of Lake Erie to Lake Florida Man. An Arizona man shot up an apartment after neighbors rejected his offer to do coke with him. https://nypost.com/2026/10/18/us-news/arizona-man-shoots-10-rounds-at-apartment-after-neighbors-reject-cocaine-offer-police/ A Canadian man stole a Flamingo from a Las Vegas resort. You’re not supposed to do that, even in Vegas. https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/stole-flamingo-las-vegas-hotel-arrest-b2936421.html This guy in Virginia was charged with abducting his own wife after tying her to a chair to watch football. https://www.wtvr.com/news/local-news/richmond/terry-ward-arrest-oct-21-2026 A woman in Philadelphia was arrested after a standoff with a delivery robot. Eagles fans, amiright? https://www.the-sun.com/news/17173558/woman-arrested-blocking-delivery-robot-philadelphia/ Staff at Boston restaurant has a fun after-work ritual where they enable each other’s alcoholism. https://theonion.com/restaurant-staff-has-fun-after-work-ritual-where-they-e-1851265161/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    40 mins
  • TTB327: Fart the Wood

    TTB327: Fart the Wood
    Nov 2 2026
    The Two Bobs episode 327 for Monday, November 2, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Punkuccino from Elysian. https://untp.beer/Ng6v Robert nursed a Pumpkin Patch Kittens from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/73c805f09a Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll fart the wood. World Series talk!The guy from last week who stole the Flamingo has been charged. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/canadian-flamingo-las-vegas-9.7386697 This week’s CRAZY NEWS is sponsored by The Cheesecake Factory. A Colorado man claims that the SWAT team who invaded his home used the word “fart” as their K9 was chomping down on him. https://kdvr.com/news/local/attorney-in-k9-bite-civil-rights-trial-says-police-used-word-fart-during-swat-raid/ Florida Man® attacked his fellow Uber passenger for taking up too much space in their shared ride. https://www.cleveland19.com/2026/10/25/man-allegedly-attacked-fellow-uber-passenger-taking-up-too-much-space-shared-ride/ A New Hampshire truck driver was arrested after police discovered 170 empty beer bottles in the cab of his tractor-trailer. https://www.wmur.com/article/driver-arrested-bow-beer-bottles/74234862 A Minnesota man was charged in a bizarre diaper attack. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/diaper-assault-901832 Election officials are warning against turning in your absentee ballot by strapping it to a cat. https://theonion.com/election-officials-warn-that-ballots-tied-to-stray-cat-unlikely-to-arrive-in-time/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    41 mins
  • TTB324: McFast & Furious

    TTB324: McFast & Furious
    Oct 5 2026
    The Two Bobs episode 324 for Monday, October 5, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Ice Cream Waffle Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/n0BL7 Robert nursed a Space Cake from Clown Shoes. https://untp.beer/bf767c0e80 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll plant candy corn on your pizza. Where have we been?More iPhone drama from Robert.This week’s CRAZY NEWS proofreads all its executive orders. Tombstone is releasing a special edition candy corn pizza just in time for spooky season, also known as “eat shitty pizza season.” Offensive. https://people.com/tombstone-releasing-candy-corn-pizza-mashup-for-halloween-12147291 A family’s Disney trip was ruined when their kid found a used vibrator. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/family-say-disney-trip-ruined-after-child-found-used-vibrator-holiday-inn-club-vacations-orange-lake-resort-settlement-agreement-cincinnati-consumer-included-confidentiality-condition-complaint-filed-florida-human-interest-travel A passenger flying out of PDX was arrested for stashing 60 pounds of marijuana in her suitcases. https://www.kptv.com/2026/09/29/woman-arrested-pdx-with-nearly-60-pounds-weed/ A Virginia man blamed his McDonald’s craving for going nearly 50 MPH over the speed limit. https://wjla.com/news/local/man-blames-mcdonalds-breakfast-for-speeding-nearly-50-mph-over-limit-in-manassas A new hygiene hack makes shitting your pants so much more convenient! https://theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-new-flushable-khakis/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    57 mins
  • TTB323: Serial Sidewalk Pooper

    TTB323: Serial Sidewalk Pooper
    Sep 21 2026
    The Two Bobs episode 323 for Monday, September 21, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Dragon’s Milk: Coconut Rum Barrel Reserve from New Holland https://untp.beer/5bc8ea7ae2 Robert nursed a Dragon’s Milk: Coconut Rum Barrel Reserve from New Holland https://untp.beer/5bc8ea7ae2 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll hit on your rubber duckies. More free iPhone drama.This week’s CRAZY NEWS had its White House credentials revoked. Florida Man® stripped naked at HomeGoods. https://www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/florida-man-naked-stripping-homegoods-cape-coral/73643014 Florida Man® was arrested for wearing only a G-string and sneakers in a Target parking lot. https://www.wjhg.com/2026/09/10/florida-man-arrested-wearing-g-string-sneakers-target-parking-lot/ A Georgia teen was arrested after helping himself to someone’s hot tub and intensely interacting with their dubber duck. https://www.wtoc.com/2026/09/09/police-search-suspect-seen-video-using-pool-hot-tub-intensely-interacting-with-rubber-duck-chatham-county/ A California neighborhood is on the hunt for a serial defecator. https://www.foxla.com/news/brentwood-serial-pooper-woman-defecating-on-sidewalk.amp People are having kids so they have someone to take care of them when they get hammered. https://theonion.com/i-want-kids-so-ill-have-someone-to-take-care-of-me-when-i-get-hammered/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    55 mins
  • TTB322: Serial Butt Sniffer

    TTB322: Serial Butt Sniffer
    Sep 7 2026
    The Two Bobs episode 322 for Monday, September 7, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Pineapple Lychee Vanilla Smoothie from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/6jDLn Robert nursed a Claws 2 from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/3V0GM Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll order naked DoorDash to your house. Dyson is making an overpowered, overpriced toothbrush. https://x.com/polymarket/status/2094848260150374768?s=46 This week’s CRAZY NEWS wishes everyone in Canada a happy Labor Day. A DoorDash driver in Texas was caught delivering food…NAKED. https://www.fox26houston.com/news/naked-doordash-driver-caught-camera-delivering-food-northeast-houston-home Florida Man® was arrested after joking that he had a grenade at an American Airlines counter. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2026/08/31/man-arrested-after-joking-that-he-had-a-grenade-at-american-airlines-counter-at-mia-deputies-say/ PBR is offering $20,000 to anyone who helps them find $70,000 worth of stolen beer. https://abcnews.com/Business/wireStory/pabst-blue-ribbon-offers-20000-reward-find-missing-136150122 A man in California was arrested for sniffing butts again. https://ktla.com/news/local-news/serial-southern-california-butt-sniffer-arrested-again/ An unlucky 6th grader failed geography after Trump renamed everything in the middle of her exam. https://babylonbee.com/news/unlucky-6th-grader-flunks-geography-after-trump-renames-everything-in-middle-of-exam Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    49 mins
  • TTB321: Fart Corner

    TTB321: Fart Corner
    Aug 31 2026
    The Two Bobs episode 321 for Monday, August 31, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a The PastryArchy Cookies & Cream from DuClaw. https://untp.beer/Y42eg Robert nursed a Festina Pêche from Dogfish Head. https://untp.beer/Elq4w Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll use your fart corner. This week’s CRAZY NEWS has signed an executive order changing the name of every lake to Lake Florida Man. A teacher in Georgia made a fart corner in her classroom. https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/national-international/gas-station-farts-classroom-georgia-teacher/4065196/ Florida man® got himself into legal trouble for getting high on meth and riding a lawnmower. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-pulled-over-lawn-mower-busted-meth-weed A serial defecator has been making a splash (although sometimes more of a “plop”, depending on what he had for dinner) in Tulsa. https://nypost.com/2026/08/24/us-news/tulsa-cops-hunting-serial-defecator-who-terrorized-local-businesses/A Navy veteran in New York got a leg infection after visiting a popular sex spa. https://nypost.com/2026/08/22/us-news/navy-veteran-catches-leg-infection-at-notorious-queens-sex-spa-nyc/ Meta glasses have a few feature that reminds users to blink to appear human. https://theonion.com/new-meta-glasses-feature-reminds-users-to-blink-to-appear-human/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    44 mins
  • TTB319: Mosh Pit Mess

    TTB319: Mosh Pit Mess
    Aug 3 2026
    The Two Bobs episode 319 for Monday, August 3, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Raspberry Confetti from Ferndale Project. https://untp.beer/ByNO2 Robert nursed a Rainbows are Real from Clown Shoes. https://untp.beer/7df9b8a87c Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll send drunks to your house to cut your grass. This week’s CRAZY NEWS can’t help but think the GOP is pulling a Weekend at Bernie’s with Mitch McConnell. A lady from Iowa was busted for drunk driving a lawnmower in a store parking lot. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/iowa-oui-mower-287036 A New Zealand mosh pit got a little shitty. https://www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin/it-was-feral-poo-in-the-mosh-pit-leads-to-tears-vomit-and-chaos-aibv16gj Florida Man® got big mad when his Tinder date didn’t go as planned. https://www.wesh.com/article/the-villages-tinder-date-charges-lady-lake/73251683 An Illinois man got stranded in a 130-foot gas station sign for several hours. https://abc7chicago.com/post/massive-emergency-response-sw-frontage-road-shorewood-man-seen-gas-station-sign-live/19551971/ A California CVS clerk reminded looters to enter their rewards number on their way out. https://abc7chicago.com/post/massive-emergency-response-sw-frontage-road-shorewood-man-seen-gas-station-sign-live/19551971/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    46 mins