Episodes

  • Lindy and Meagan aka Ronald Young, Jr. are Swept Away By Our Janitor Husband

    Lindy and Meagan aka Ronald Young, Jr. are Swept Away By Our Janitor Husband
    Oct 15 2026
    We are still riding the high of last week’s pledge drive! For everyone who tuned in for the live, you’re legally our children now and we love you. So many people upgraded their Patreon memberships, wrote in with bestie esstays, connected in the Discord, and brought so much joy to our week. Asking for support is hard! And you all made it easy for us. Guess we’ll keep making the pod :/Because last week was packed with the pledge drive AND THE LAUNCH OF SWAMP PERSON, we had to lay down. So we are sharing our recent pledge drive ep featuring Ronald Young, Jr. because we’re just big fans and watching him experience the Gino’s jingle for the first time is absolutely required reading/viewing/listening. Textmebackolytes standby for further activation on voting for Ronald for TOP HOST. Stay tuned to what he gets up to on instagram @ohitsbigron. Again, thank you to ALL of our big beautiful listeners. We’re so honored to have your support. The last bit of pledge drive business we’ll share along for the year is a reminder to:Send your bestie a text with a link to your favorite episode – get them involved with THIS.Tag us with any BFF content on socialsRate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts (maybe you can helps us make it 800 5-star reviews???)Sign up, upgrade, or gift your bestie a subscription on Patreon!NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Learn all about the Kayak Dad lore in: It’s Our First Episode!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsWE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! JoyThis is like catching up with a good friend on a call where you both belly laugh and have hilarious stories big and small to share. Sometimes serious when it matters. Always full of heart and care.BEPPERONI4 WE ARE FULL OF HEART AND CARE *AND* BEPPERONI NOW!!!!STUFF TO CHECK OUT: Follow Big Ron on socials!Wait til Ron gets to the next bracket and VOTE FOR HIM for Top Host!Tune into Walking the Path with Marcia ChatelainOrder Lindy’s book!!!! Adult BracesNEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they’ve welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  • SWAMP PERSON: A Humble Offering of Pro-Union Propaganda from the Left with Jenny Hunter

    SWAMP PERSON: A Humble Offering of Pro-Union Propaganda from the Left with Jenny Hunter
    Oct 13 2026

    Welcome back to Swamp Person! Today we welcome our first GUEST. Her name is Jenny Hunter, and she’s a labor lawyer and writer based in DC. And we are so excited to be answering some important questions about LABOR UNIONS + THE SUPREME COURT.


    THINGS WE TALK ABOUT:

    • First things first: Jenny’s cat Smokey
    • The National Labor Relations Act (NLRA), what it does for workers, and what the Supreme Court is doing to undermine it
    • Lindy’s existential question: why don’t we all agree that every person deserves to have our basic needs met? Was the Supreme Court a good idea or nah?
    • The myths of bootstraps and billionaires.
    • Why the concept of “unskilled labor” is a zero-sum game where nobody wins? Sorry but working retail and being a server involves…skill?
    • Lindy’s eye-opening stint as local chimney sweep
    • WTF a secondary boycott is
    • How the Supreme Court has always been pretty evil towards workers
    • FDR’s political pressure applied towards the Supreme Court to achieve his New Deal agenda
    • The performative aspect of the Supreme Court
    • Why adding justices to the Supreme Court is a path to a better balanced court
    • Alito’s self-precedence???
    • Republicans being okay with a credibly accused sexual assailant (Clarence Thomas and Brett Kavanaugh)
    • Why doors are flying off of airplanes mid-flight…


    Jenny highlights the big pros of unions including:

    -people being able to receive higher wages and better benefits

    -the spillover effect from raised wages and benefits

    -Keeping income inequality in check

    -increases class mobility

    -strengthens the middle class

    -reduces racial and gender pay gaps

    -educates the community on impactful voting

    -reduces class conflict


    Small actions for you:

    -Never cross a picket line!

    -stand by targeted or general boycotts - small actions add up

    -shop at pro-union companies

    -donate to strike funds


    Resources and actions:

    • Connect with Jenny!
    • Stay tuned for the book So Long Dental Plan!
    • Write in with any questions! SWAMP PERSON in the subject line to deartextmeback@gmail.com

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  • SWAMP PERSON: How come the Supreme Court is sometimes not-totally-evil??

    SWAMP PERSON: How come the Supreme Court is sometimes not-totally-evil??
    Oct 13 2026

    Today we have a listener question coming in from one Lindy W. of the Washington State area: How come sometimes the Supreme Court issues a ruling that doesn’t make us want to claw our eyeballs out? Sometimes Clarence Thomas decides NOT to p*ss in our mouths??? Is that on purpose?


    Political wonk and THEE swamp person Meagan Hatcher-Mays has answers!


    Topics covered:

    -Meagan Hatcher-Mays, swamp wonk credentials and intro to this podcast!!!

    -Marbury v. Madison, the case that opened the door to judicial pee pee and poo poo

    -The Supreme Court’s recent ruling that Missouri cannot gerrymander the state to its death

    -Louisiana v. Callais and the gutting of the Voting Rights Act (VRA)

    -The “Purcell Principle” (MHM putting that law degree to WORK bb)

    -Options to keep your eye on: Supreme Court term limits and court expansion! Call your Member of Congress at (202) 224-3121!


    Resources and actions:

    • Follow Mark Joseph Stern! Follow Chris Geidner! Follow Dahlia Lithwick! Follow Madiba Debbie and Balls and Strikes!
    • Register to vote!! It matters even in a gerrymandered world
    • Ask your (Democratic) member of congress where they are at with court reform!
    • Become a famous local thought leader by writing into your local paper with your political concerns!
    • Write in with any questions! SWAMP PERSON in the subject line to deartextmeback@gmail.com


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  • SWAMP PERSON launching 10/13

    SWAMP PERSON launching 10/13
    Oct 7 2026

    Write in with any political swampy questions to deartextmeback@gmail.com with SWAMP PERSON in the subject!

    All episodes will be on the main Text Me Back RSS feed!

    Become a Patreon member at the $13 tier for ad-free!

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  • Lindy and Meagan Have Lost Their Damn Bugs

    Lindy and Meagan Have Lost Their Damn Bugs
    Oct 8 2026
    We just want to say thank you to everyone who has been tuning into the live stream so far! We have given away copies of Adult Braces, we have read your essays, and we have fallen in love with each and every one of you!! If you haven’t yet tuned in, we have ONE MORE livestream TONIGHT!!! Join us on Youtube! See you here at 8pm ET // 5pm PT!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/@textmebackpod/streamsThis episode is from Monday to catch you up a bit. Meagan’s important bug update, Lindy’s latest dip in the Florida waters. Christmas. The Kazakhstan/horse meter. Things you can only get when two deranged besties are cooped up in a DC hype house.Speaking of, if you haven’t heard about the goal for this year’s pledge drive: SEND OUR ASSES TO SEE RICKY MARTIN IN KAZAKHSTAN!!! To do that we need new subscribers and so we want you to get your bestie involved!!!! Things you can do during the pledge drive week:Send your bestie a text with a link to your favorite episodeWatch the live stream with your bestieForce them to participate in the Bestie Essay Contestay so you can get compliments and feel the warm tender glow of friendshipTag us with any BFF content on socialsRate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts (maybe you can helps us make it 800 5-star reviews???)Gift your bestie a subscription on Patreon!NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Learn all about the Kayak Dad lore in: It’s Our First Episode!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsWE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! WE’RE OUT OF FRESH ACCOLADES HELP HELP. Drop us nice words on Apple Podcasts so we don’t whither to dust and drift off on the breeze!STUFF TO CHECK OUT: Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult BracesNEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they’ve welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • Lindy and Meagan Get Scammed by Local Dog

    Lindy and Meagan Get Scammed by Local Dog
    Oct 1 2026
    We’re getting AMPED for next week’s Second Annual BBLs for BBWs Pledge Drive: Send us to Kazakhstan: The Two Towers!!!! Be sure to tune into your YouTube youtube.com/@textmebackpod next week, October 5th through October 8th! We’re doing four nights of IN PERSON LIVE STREAMS to delight and enchant you, and our goal?? SEND US TO SEE RICKY MARTIN IN KAZAKHSTAN!!! To do that we need new subscribers and so we want you to get your bestie involved in this bizarre cult of weirdos!!!!! Things you can do during the pledge drive week:Send your bestie a text with a link to your favorite episodeWatch the live stream with your bestieForce them to participate in the Bestie Essay Contestay so you can get compliments and feel the warm tender glow of friendshipTag us with any BFF content on socialsRate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts (maybe you can helps us make it 800 5-star reviews???)Gift your bestie a subscription on Patreon!Today we have two Surprise Microsegments leading into the main event: Sentences! Let us know YOUR non sequitur one-off thoughts in the discord over at Patreon.com/textmebackpod. And friend of the show Brian? Watch your back, sweetie, Lindy is onto you.AND WE ARE FINALLY KEEPING OUR PROMISE TO DELIVER HARD HITTING SWAMP JOURNALISM. Swamp Person launches October 13th (scary!!). We will be releasing it on the main feed, so you can chomp chomp on political stuff or skip skip if you are dissociating from that scene and just need the Text Me Back giggles. Do YOU have a question for Swamp Person? Use subject line SWAMP PERSON and write in at deartextmback@gmail.com.NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Tune into the flame of Meagan’s love for Ricky Martin reignite in Lindy and Meagan are Doing Doo Diligence and in Lindy and Meagan are Moockus Grackus Hear more about Seattle’s EMP (MoPop) and the possible origins of “audially” in Lindy and Meagan Stay on the OnesLearn all about the Kayak Dad lore in: It’s Our First Episode!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsWE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! WE’RE OUT OF FRESH ACCOLADES HELP HELP. Drop us nice words on Apple Podcasts so we don’t whither to dust and drift off on the breeze!STUFF TO CHECK OUT: Pablo Torre Finds Out: Meagan’s listen about Steve Ballmer shenanigans6 bells match houseOrder Lindy’s book!!!! Adult BracesNEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they’ve welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and ...
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  • Lindy and Meagan are Unmistakably Steak & Ale

    Lindy and Meagan are Unmistakably Steak & Ale
    Sep 24 2026
    BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS!Our Second Annual BBLs for BBWs Pledge Drive is BACK baby!!! October 5th thru October 8th! Four nights of live streaming on the Youtube youtube.com/@textmebackpod. Special guest(s)! BIG PRIZES. Secrets! Rumors! Pranks! We want YOU to get your bestie involved. Stay tuned for all the details on patreon.com/textmebackpodAND because we’re already obsessed with your best friend(s) we are announcing our first ever Bestay Esstay Contestay!!!!!!! We want to know about your best friendships. Great stories, funny moments, lore, love. Make us laugh, make us cry. Submit your 750 word essay here! We will be reading essays and selecting our top 3 winners! More chaotically presented info in the ep! BUT FIRST! We have a few juicy microsegments dropping for you in this ep. Themes: Breakfast. Enshitification. Lindy’s Rebuilding Year.We also damn near ran the wheels off our media board, so look forward to that. Which brings us to a CALL FOR JINGLES! We have a new segment called Jingle Jangle, currently Jingle-less! Give us a jingle or a jangle with YOUR jingle jangle for the segment Jingle Jangle and we’ll jangle you forever! deartextmback@gmail.comAnd last but not least, Segment P.U.B.E.S!!! Man simping for a multibillion dollar industry while doing small errands at the USPS? You’re on notice, sweetie! Kash Patel? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. If you have P.U.B.E.S you want to tell us about call into the BFF party phone at (703) 829-0003.NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Tune into the flame of Meagan’s love for Ricky Martin reignite in Lindy and Meagan are Doing Doo Diligence and in Lindy and Meagan are Moockus Grackus Hear more about Seattle’s EMP (MoPop) and the possible origins of “audially” in Lindy and Meagan Stay on the OnesLearn all about the Kayak Dad lore in: It’s Our First Episode!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsWE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! Mood boosterLove, love, love this nonsense!NIKKI6335 WE’RE SHARING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE THIS REVIEW IS *OUR* MOOD BOOSTERSTUFF TO CHECK OUT: Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult BracesNEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they’ve welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  • Lindy and Meagan Are on Microphone Parole

    Lindy and Meagan Are on Microphone Parole
    Sep 17 2026
    First on the agenda, we are rage-baiting the Brits. You think the best of Wisconsin and Kentucky couldn’t keep up with lads out on a foggy London night? You’re saying the people of the USA cannot handle the sweltering heat? Bruv we have been sweating since birth. IT’S NOT THE (33℃) HEAT, IT’S THE 128% HUMIDITY!!!! Angry British people, please direct your complaints to deartextmeback@gmail.com.We are also talking about the AI plot against Meagan. Seems unlikely that MHM would make a mistake three separate times in a row…AI overlords, you listening buds? Why are you trying to bring down your loyal minions over here at Text Me Back Podcast?Plus, Meagan brings us Tiktok Digest, featuring the one and only Keke Palmer and Raven-Symoné. Keke if you’re looking for a place to say weird things, please do leave us a voicemail on the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.And 🚨NEW SEGMENT ALERTTTT 🚨We want to know all about your random celebrity encounters! You don’t HAVE to be Keke Palmer to leave us a voicemail on the Best Friend Party Phone, although it’d be better if you were. Call or text us at (703) 829-0003.Want to revisit our bore worm ep? So do we!!! It’ll probably have to be a job for the ole Textmebackolytes over on the discord — connect with those good folks via patreon.com/textmebackpodNEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Learn all about the Kayak Dad lore in: It’s Our First Episode!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsWE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! Never laughed moreI laugh harder listening to this podcast than really any other thing. When I tell my friends about it, I can't figure out how to describe it, but trust that it's hilarious and is going to bring so much joy to you! ANONYMOUS25789 IF YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO DESCRIBE THIS SHOW LET US KNOW!!!!!! STUFF TO CHECK OUT: Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult BracesNEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they’ve welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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