Episodes

  • A Halloween Special: Chinese spy gnomes, Horny Hauntings & Electric hamsters
    Oct 28 2026

    The very 'hungover' Coco (the time travelling tart) and 'The Nations Sweetheart' Queera Lynn, talk all things spooky on this week's episode of Tart Talk and establish what really makes a place haunted...

    The Tarts also answer deeper questions of life, such as; what spooky creature would we be? What ghost would you bonk? Has Coco ever been to a Toby Carvery? And, are Chinese spies hiding in home and garden decorations?

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    46 mins
  • Megachurch or Mega-scam? The truth behind the rising mega church
    Oct 21 2026

    Coco 'the time travelling tart' and 'the nations sweetheart' Queera Lynn, take on the mega church in today's episode of Tart Talk. Answering questions such as; Is faith healing bollocks? Who is Kathryn Krick? And what does Coco think about marmalade?

    The girls also reveal their plan to take back the Bayeux Tapestry, re-establish the merchants guild and define Queera's new social theory, 'Village Idiot Syndrome'.

    PS. You might also find a big plug for Queera Lynns new show 'Deliverance' on the 5th November at the 2brewers in Clapham, London - tickets available on out savvy.

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    54 mins
  • The Time Capsule: Vagina veg | Harry Styles | Dead wife butter
    Jul 30 2026

    Coco (the time travelling tart) and Queera Lynn have decided to put together a time capsule, so to educate future British youth on the difficulties we all face today... but what will they put in?

    They talk vagina vegetables, camels drinking fuel and much more!

    Should a Belerussian boy be allowed to put chess pieces in a strangers dog? Will making butter help a grieving Irish man? ... Find out in Coco's Confession and Queeras Question.

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    51 mins
  • Is Spain gay? Tap-ass | Wimbledon | Orgies | Jam boy Andrew
    Jul 24 2026

    Coco, the time travelling tart and Queera Lynn talk Spain and all things Spanish in this weeks episode of tart talk...

    Asking questions like; why is Spain so gay? Is Tapas making the Spaniard soft? And what would you have a pervert for a slave?


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    53 mins
  • The Heat wave... Taliban applications | Lilt | Granny porn
    Jul 15 2026

    Join Coco and Queera Lynn as they try and survive the great heatwave of summer 26.

    The girls will be trying their best to stay cool along with some much needed cool relief for the humid and frustrated listener with an array of topics ranging from Lilt to elderly love making so you know it'll be academic...

    Coco and Queera will also be helping lost souls in the ever popular ' Cocos Confession' and 'Queera's Question'!

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    59 mins
  • We're back Tarts! Coco's return | Aunt Bessie's Hole | Shagging Parents
    Jun 16 2026

    Coco and Queera Lynn are back for series 3 you tarts!

    They've not seen each other for months. From Coco's glorious Australian tour to Queera's new crusade, they have a lot to catch up on.

    Popular features; Coco's confession & Queera's questions also return to help the confused and bewildered navigate the ever-changing modern world.


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    50 mins
  • Are Housewives Extinct?: The Tupperware Special
    Mar 11 2026

    Finally, the 'Tupperware Special' is here! And trust us when we say it was worth the wait...

    Coco and Queera Lynn talk all things Tupperware, Exploring deeper into changing roles for women in society, technology and asking the question we all want to know the answer to, 'Are housewives extinct?'

    They discuss Netflix's 'Hack your Health: The secrets of your gut' and explore the opportunity of bringing their own homeware products to the market.

    The Tarts also help a homosexual man with advice for a romantic getaway...

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    58 mins
  • The Beatles / The Sixties | Is John Lennon alive?
    Mar 4 2026

    Tart Talk is getting groovy this week as Coco (The time travelling tart) and Queera Lynn venture back in time to explore all things Beatles and all things sixties! Answering the question we all want the answer to, 'Is John Lennon still alive?' Is he? Find out here...

    They help a Toronto based fan with her homeless fingering dilemma, Queera takes on the Irish and Coco gets driven to madness trying to call Liverpool. The Tarts also discuss; Ruth Ellis, Elvis, the pill and the musical stylings of Yoko Ono...

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    54 mins