Episodes

  • Should Dry January-ers be shot?
    Jan 14 2026

    It's a new year and a new series - As always Coco 'The time travelling Tart' and Queera Lynn are holding back no punches as they put the world to rights from SOHO's iconic L'escargot!

    From Dry January to Greenland, Putin to Lasagna and Venice to fingering... There truly is no topic these Tarts can't handle!

    So, lay down your worries, grab a bev, light a fag and sit back with your two favourite Tarts and shrug off those January blues.

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    46 mins
  • Tart Talk Christmas Special: What is Myrrh? | Noncy Snowmen | Cat litter gravy
    Dec 25 2025

    It's Christmas morning and Coco has popped over to see Queera before church; bearing gifts, champagne and festive cheer...

    Christmas Day can be stressful, but not for these queens, so take some time to down tools, relax and have some YOU time with the girls as they embrace the spirit of Christmas in their usual silly, dark and kinky way!

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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • Guy Fawkes Night: Bin Laden's Cave | Welsh men in shorts | Uninsurable Gingers
    Nov 5 2025

    For their finale of series one, Coco and Queera Lynn end it all with a real bang to remember!

    Explore the history and festivities of this iconic British festival with Coco and Queera Lynn this November 5th...

    Coco orders Britains biggest legal firework from today's sponsor. Queera gets Shakespearian comedy off her chest, and they give some much needed advice to a man in Germany who wants to shag seasonal vegetables.


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    59 mins
  • The Halloween Special ( It’s very spooky)
    Oct 29 2025

    Things get a scary this week on Tart Talk for their extra spooky Halloween special!

    Coco and Queera explore the history of Halloween, get to grips with ghosts and get the best movie recommendation for Halloween 2025 from their horror movie specialist ‘Saffron Slayter’.

    They take a confession from some cheeky girls over in Salem and Coco tries to get Queera her very own GIMP suit for this year's festivities.


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    53 mins
  • Perfume: Sniffing tennis balls | Bonking your Cousin | Jack the Ripper Shout-out
    Oct 22 2025

    Things get a bit whiffy for Coco and Queera this week on Tart Talk as they investigate the world of perfume; it's history, its purpose and it's effect on society...

    From Napoleon to Jack the Ripper, they've got it all this week. Including some sound advice for a potential perpetrator of incest in Weybridge.

    The girls also get some fabulous dating advice from their sponsor of the week in Newcastle.



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    58 mins
  • Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Bach ft. Paul Foot | The Von Trapp family singers | Hairy face syndrome
    Oct 15 2025

    Coco and Queera dive into the world of classical music this week with a little help from their old party chum, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart! They take a confession from a very confused Spaniard regarding sexual attraction to snakes and answer a very neutral question from a Swiss fan regarding the 'Glockenspiel'.

    Coco and Queera are also joined this week by their classic music exert, the fabulous and incredibly funny; Paul Foot! The iconic comedian joins them to talk all things Bach.

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    1 hr
  • In the Navy: Lady Hamilton | Unhinged Viking behaviour | Bonking Lifeguards
    Oct 8 2025

    Coco and Queera take to the high seas in this episode of Tart Talk!

    Lady Hamilton, Nelson, the vikings; if it happened on water, chances are these girls are going to get wet with them. They call a lucky sponsor in Portsmouth and help a young Canadian girl get her rocks off with the lifeguard of her dreams.

    This is one Jolly Roger you'll want to sail in!

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    58 mins
  • Two in the Pink: Rococo Paintings | Gay Toothbrushes | The Thunderbirds Scandal
    Oct 1 2025

    Coco and Queera delve into the fabulous world of all things PINK this week, and answer the big questions like, 'is pink for girls?' and 'will Mr Blobby make a good husband?'

    They explore a fabulous artist in this weeks painting of the week; chop off a guilty head in SHAG, MARRY, GUILLOTINE and help a struggling mother with her Childs sexuality.

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    58 mins