Episodes

  • MOONPUNCHER by Ian Fleming

    MOONPUNCHER by Ian Fleming
    Jan 14 2026
    Slave patrols roam the streets. The gaping jaws of this monster named tyranny drip with the blood of innocents. Where the hell is John Brown these days? While we stand back & stand by for the reformation of the JBAKC, we kill some time learning about the origins of Notpimus Prime (aka Ginrai) over on:
    Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
    After watching a guy turn into a guy in a suit into an engine into a truck several times, at a certain point one must ask, "why am i doing this?" Well the answer isn't coming any time soon, so in the meantime we keep marching on in the un-ending Parade of Metals in season three of:
    Cyberverse Bumblebee Adventures [2020]
    We also tackle trump's plan of starting war on five simultaneous fronts, whether Lugnut is Clobber, and Rick Astley! Tune in for some fun surprises along the way and the answers to YOUR burning questions - such as: is an armadillo a Transformer?

    "Remember them that are in bonds, as bound with them."








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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Bags of Babies

    Bags of Babies
    Jan 9 2026
    The US military kidnaps the leader of a sovereign nation, ICE shoots a young mother in the face, and all of Palestine continues to be destroyed with zero regard for human life. What could be a better momentary escape from reality than to argue about what color a cartoon robot is?! And we do just that! Starting with the 7ᵗʰ & 8ᵗʰ episodes of:
    Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
    We then get stuck in a time loop where we're forced to march in the same stupid parade ad infinitum... Certainly nothing ominous or portentous about episodes 4 & 5 of season three in:
    Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures [2020]
    And in case that wasn't enough punishment, some greater force compels us to talk over the webisodes we missed of the new semi-weekly cgi cartoon:
    Cyberworld [2025]
    On top of all that we try to come to terms with the most recent invasion of Venezuela, the murder of Renee Good, the bombing of Nigeria, rising toy prices and other current events. Plus, we uncover disturbing revelations that trump drowned a bag full of his own babies in the Hudson River. You don't wanna miss this one! or maybe you do. but you shouldn't. want to








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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • ten bots ten thoughts

    ten bots ten thoughts
    Jan 2 2026
    This is the audio-only version of our best-of wrap-up video-episode. now available on youtube! well, just that one episode. not like.... yeah, you know what i mean








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    50 mins
  • RAGE!! Little Podcasters with Negligible Need for Rules (or microphones!)

    RAGE!! Little Podcasters with Negligible Need for Rules (or microphones!)
    Dec 21 2025
    After narrowly escaping another week of civil war in America and attempted war in Venezuela, we have a full plate of transforming robots on our ... plate. Starting with our headliner big baller shot caller top cheese program:
    Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
    After that, we finish the Battle for Cybertron with parts 3 & 4 of Chapter Three in:
    Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures [2020]
    Then, we finally, maybe, probably finished the absolute last webisode of:
    Cyberworld [2025]
    On top of all that we talk expensive drugs, Buddhist philosophy, our favorite right-wing youtubers, and our least favorite authors. Oh and i almost forgot - we get deep with the issues of loyalty & betrayal in our recap of issue Nº 27 of the ongoing series:
    Skybound's The Transformers comic [2025]
    Walk with us through the great shining path of giant robot corpses








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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • Kidnapping?! Birth!! Child Soldier Juniors

    Kidnapping?! Birth!! Child Soldier Juniors
    Dec 12 2025
    Our Sears are in danger this week, as we investigate the mysteries of the great missing mall and the Director of War's missing NFL Peace Prize. We attempt to solve these, and other timeless enigmas, by watching episodes 3 & 4 of:
    Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
    Immediately following that brand new series, we begin a brand new chapter - Chapter Three. Specifically, parts I & II of Battle for Cybertron, this week in:
    Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures [2020]
    After that, stay tuned for what may be the creepiest PSA we've watched so far, as well as some of the Billboard top 40 singles of 1988! Listen in for structured conversation, sincere questions, and consequential topics. We talk TV. You talk some TV?








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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Superpod Mastercast 2: Return to Mt. Fuji (of the Undead)

    Superpod Mastercast 2: Return to Mt. Fuji (of the Undead)
    Dec 5 2025
    Ayatollah Khomeini is supreme leader, Billy Ocean's Get Out of My Dreams is #1 on the charts and the SF 49ers are on their way to winning the Super Bowl - the year is 1988 and we are beginning a brand new saga of robots & the humans who love them in:
    Transformers: Super-God Masterforce (トランスフォーマー 超神マスターフォース) [1988]
    Then we wrap up the Power of the Spark with the last two episodes of chapter two over on:
    Transformers: Cyberverse [2019]
    and bring it alllll home with what we hope & assume is the last episode ever of:
    Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]
    We also give our own PSA about the danger turkeys posed this year and make fun of the hired goons running the administrative state in our country. There's no overall conclusion, but the participants seem to enjoy their shared experience








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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Blowing Bill Clinton While the Podcast Burns

    Blowing Bill Clinton While the Podcast Burns
    Nov 28 2025
    Grab your coffee and settle in 'cause we’re talking inter-presidential fellatio and trump’s new crush, Zohran Mamdani!

    We talk over the finale of and say goodbye to
    Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987-1988]
    with three final episodes of absolute glory. Then we're charging ahead with a single episode of
    Cyberverse [2019]
    which will continue for at least another season or two.
    The controversy over seed oils rages on, we get a little background on Floro Dery and we outrun a train! We don't learn anything but we don't get hurt too bad either, i suppose








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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • Operation: the Full-Scale Assault on My Friend Skullcruncher

    Operation: the Full-Scale Assault on My Friend Skullcruncher
    Nov 23 2025
    This week we learn about the gross history of the dakko-chan. To get a sense of a contemporaneous American view, we read a racist Time magazine article from 1960 about a racist doll which was apparently incredibly popular for far longer than it should have been. Which is never.
    Oh, and we also talk over the penultimate episodes of:
    The Headmasters [ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ] (1988)
    And check in on how Starscream is doing in the clink over on:
    Cyberverse (2019)
    On top of that we make a bunch of crude and juvenile jokes about something very unfunny we heard not involving Bill Clinton & a certain best-president-ever. We also learn how to breathe in a car on fire underwater and Forrest recaps issue 26 of:
    Skybound's The Transformers (2025)
    ongoing comic series! Currently on a run by Robert Kirkman & Dan Mora and it is AWESOME





    [link to the article in case the hyperlink doesn't work]
    https://time.com/archive/6872262/japan-dakkochan-delirium/








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    1 hr and 19 mins