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Stoner Babble

Stoner Babble

By: Stoner Babble
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Join JJ and Burke as they fire off aggressively opinionated takes on the world while absolutely elevated. No topic is safe from Burke’s gloriously abrasive attitude, and the real game is watching JJ attempt—often unsuccessfully—to finish a single thought before drifting into the void. It’s loud, it’s reckless, it’s probably a bad idea. Find them on Twitter @babblestoner, hit subscribe so you don’t miss new episodes, and leave a review if your brain survives the experience. Also join the discord: discord.gg/ygv56qM.

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Episodes
  • If Twelve Vultures Can Lift A Canoe, I’m Running For Governor
    Feb 16 2026

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    Two friends sprint from a Harambe tattoo to building a no-tax ghost town, stopping to argue about deer cults, rainforest ethics, and whether vultures can lift a canoe. We laugh at chaos, question human cruelty, and end with rules for four-way stops and basic hygiene.

    • nostalgia versus instant access for kids
    • imagined animal control and deer leadership
    • do animals commit domestic violence
    • Olympics hot takes and ethical lines
    • rainforest discovery versus conservation trade-offs
    • goat “regenerative rainforestry” and vulture math
    • big game hunting ethics and Cape buffalo
    • snack spirals, candy wrappers, and brain rot slang
    • Florida iguanas and exotic meat jokes
    • robot slurs, plants, and quicksand memories
    • no-tax ghost town with a dog police chief
    • therapy detours and hygiene rules of life
    • four-way stop etiquette and roundabouts

    If you guys want to get at us, I put the Discord link in the show notes. You can find us here: discord.gg/ygv56qM . Otherwise, good.

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    41 mins
  • From Bald Eagles To Witch Potions: A Chaotic Catch-Up
    Feb 9 2026

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    We return after a long break with a fast, funny ride through dad life, cabin quiet, absurd hypotheticals, and a search for meaning hidden inside jokes. We argue about birds, ghosts, space photos, witch potions, and small habits that actually stick.

    • life updates, toddler chaos, and a second baby on the way
    • cabin routine, “danger in the woods” mood, quiet vs noise
    • can you cry underwater, words shaping reality
    • birds vs dinosaurs, respect for raptors, playful logic fights
    • squid ink pasta, zero flavor, black poop ethics
    • global impact vs local circles, chain reactions of change
    • ghost choices, timelines, and secret-base jokes
    • ship of Theseus thought experiment
    • Olympic suit controversy, body optimization lines
    • cult design: silent church, laser hands, tunnel networks
    • Pokemon cards, adult collectors, mall hideouts
    • space skepticism, James Webb photos, Voyager awe
    • robot immortality and apocalypse stipulations
    • Etsy witch crackdown and black-market potions
    • gold panning, microchips, prepper daydreams
    • nostalgia gaming, loops that fade, memory’s warmth
    • 23-minute daily fitness in 3-minute bursts

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Stoner Babble Raw: Episode Something
    Sep 4 2024

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    49 mins
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