Gemini Jackson and Arthur Dood playtest the card game Compare 2 Things.

The Boys of Summer, Don Henley, The Ataris, pencils, FMK, EPs, Casa Bonita, blink-182 plane crash versus cancer, funeral service for broken record player needles, apartments with no bath or shower, sickle versus umbrella, plus after show bonus audio.

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Do The Math: Did Don Henley earn The Ataris more than The Ataris earn The Ataris on Spotify?

Guestimation Unknown No. 2 - pencils

FMK: Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn

Recommended extended plays (EPs)

No tipping at Casa Bonita

Understanding in a plane crash

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Millennium-old Japanese temple offering funeral service for broken record player needles

Apartments with no bath or shower rising in popularity among young Tokyoites

Sickle-wielding attacker safely fended off by victim’s umbrella in Aomori

Burnt End: Burrito’s Prescription, Coupon Book, Guy Hair Counter

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Coheed and Cambria albums ranked by The Burrito Bandito in response to The Hard Times article, finger d¡ck or d¡ck hand?, Mein Cumpf, cassettes, The Presidents, One hundred ten percent, Burrito’s Nippon Newz

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Let's taco bout it - Every Coheed and Cambria Album Ranked article by The Hard Times

Finger d¡ck or d¡ck hand?

Mein Cumpf

Cassettes - nostalgia, Hanson, The Presidents

Ten percent

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Curses for sale on Japan’s leading flea market site Mercari

Japanese college student admits he robbed taxi driver, denies in court that he was rude about it

Domino’s Japan creates a bacon shake for dipping pizzas into

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Sneaky link, Zoot Suit Riot, walking around barefooted, Covenant Eyes, Frederick’s of Hollywood, Nick Cannon, 50 Cent, Wheel of Fortune, plane door, gross model, kidney stone, beer keys, a million pennies, 5 million yen, air for sale, tiny newspapers, samurai assassination plot

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Sneaky link

Zoot Suit Riot

Walking around barefooted

Covenant Eyes

Frederick’s of Hollywood

Nick Cannon Calls 50 Cent 'Fat:' 'Now It's Get Thick Or Die Fryin'

Guestimation Unknown - Wheel of Fortune viewers per week

This Is The Newz

'I wondered what I'd done wrong in life,' says man next to passenger who opened plane door on flight

Gross model reveals what remote-workers will look like in 2100

What if your d!ck had taste buds?

Sri Lanka doctors remove 5.26-inch, 1.76-pound kidney stone from patient

Beer kegs block Michigan highway after semi overturns

California family finds a million pennies while cleaning out old house

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

5 million yen in cash found in Otsu City dump

Air from 2022 for sale on Japanese flea market app Mercari

Tiny newspapers

“Get them drunk then chop off their heads.” Samurai’s assassination plot against U.S. envoys found

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Pre-show

UBI, universal healthcare

Brian put a timestamp so this is why you have it now instead of six months from now

New year’s resolutions

Amazon aquarium accessories

Noah K

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In your prime could you have done it? - Since 1948, the 72-ounce Top Sirloin Dinner has been served free to anyone who can eat the entire steak and trimmings within one hour.

Price Is Right Rules

Dennis Douglas Dung nicknamed 3D

Slammich - our own custom sandwich

How much was Brian’s meal at Quiznos?

Quizno hack to not pay extra for guacamole

Twofer’s - a sandwich shop that sells half-and-half sandwiches

Costco cheesecake return

Is drywashing a thing? Wiping a spoon

Beef pizzle

Hack-a-dick

Gangrene feet

This Is The Newz

Single mother’s future in jeopardy after thief steals driveway

Pastor accused of trying to push McDonald's cook's head into deep fryer for 'disrespecting' his wife

Video shows man attack district court judge during sentencing

Ohio man shot in testes by ex-girlfriend says he still loves her

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese life insurance company develops dating sim where you’re not supposed to get insurance

Bar explodes in Tokyo’s Shinbashi neighborhood

All-you-can-eat doughnuts at Mister Donut: How many can we eat in 60 minutes?

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Carnevil, The House of the Dead, Etsy, milk glass, laundry frequency, finger lickin’ good, high flying birds and fearless flying frogs, motorcycle ride with one helmet, 23 cents, Lemon Party, neighbor sues over medical weed smell, drunk duck fights dog, three men and a giant inflatable duck, cocaine on Sonic hot dog, drunk politician doing pullups inside train, 85-year-old great grandmother virtual YouTuber, police mascot flipping bird stickers

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Carnevil or The House of the Dead?

Arthur the Arbiter - Item title and options mislead. An Etsy review.

Milk glass and Brian’s grandfather’s glass collection

The 'no-wash' and 'low-wash' movement - how often is your denim washed

"finger lickin' good"

High flying birds and fearless flying frogs

Hypothetical Meta Analysis - motorcycle ride, one helmet

23 cents

Lemon Party documentary

This Is The Newz

Judge orders DC man to stop smoking medical weed at home after neighbor sues over smell

Duck walks into pub, drinks pint, fights dog, loses

Three men swept out to sea on giant inflatable duck

New Mexico woman finds cocaine on Sonic hot dog

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Drunk Japanese politician in trouble for doing pullups inside moving train

85-year-old great-grandmother from Hiroshima is Japan’s newest virtual YouTuber/idol

Tokyo couple caught making stickers with police mascot flipping bird

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Celebrity butt water, sock shoe, caramel, three fingers in the honeycomb, one comic book, Walmart version of Margot Robbie, car flies Dukes of Hazzard style, guillotine, Duck Hunt, eunuch maker’s frozen leg, Saitama thugs, calling police 2,060 times in 9 days, condombassador

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Celebrity butt water

sock shoe sock shoe or sock sock shoe shoe

Caramel

RHCP lyrics “Three fingers in the honeycomb”

Burrito has enough space in his bugout bag for one comic book to bring to La Isla - Spider-Man: Blue #6

knock-off of a knockout

“Dramatic body camera footage shows a car speeding down a Georgia highway, catching a tow truck ramp and flying about 120 feet through the air "Dukes of Hazzard"-style, authorities say. The driver survived the crash with serious injuries.”

This Is The Newz

Couple's choreographed suicide by guillotine ends with heads rolling into fire altar

Deputies accuse man of using Nintendo ‘Duck Hunt’ pistol to rob a business

Man admits freezing leg of alleged ‘eunuch maker’ who was accused of broadcasting live castrations

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

“I’m the most famous thug in Saitama!” Japanese kids’ social media beef leads to beating, arrests

Saitama man arrested for calling police 2,060 times in 9 days to yell at them

14th-generation condom ambassador named by Japan’s Sagami Original

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Tacos fall apart, that double space, The Taming of the Shrew, throwing out undies, $19 smash burger, movie soundtracks, Bomb Queen, Brazilian steakhouse, hiding in a store after close, seals stick eels up nose, tipping culture, Hot Pocket shooting, Plymouth Hoe palm trees, plastic egg tarts, Burrito’s Nippon Newz

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Plug In & Hate - "It's ok if u fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart & we still love them"

That double space between a full stop and the next sentence

The Taming of the Shrew

When to throw out the undies

A $19 smash burger

One movie soundtrack to take to La Isla

Bomb Queen

Brazilian steakhouse

Hiding after close in a store of your choice

This Is The Newz

‘Make better choices’: Researchers beg endangered seals to not stick eels up nose

Influencer who created AI version of herself says it's gone rogue and she's working 'around the clock' to stop it saying sexually explicit things

TikTokers say tipping culture is getting 'out of hand' after a woman claimed a Ben & Jerry's cashier got annoyed when she didn't tip for a $2 cone

Man shot roommate in Kentucky for eating last Hot Pocket, police say

Plymouth Hoe palm trees cut down in sex and drugs crackdown

‎Morse - Vibration Messenger

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Egg tart vendor promises not to accidentally sell realistic plastic samples a third time

More than one in three Japanese working women in survey would rather be housewives

Man rides motorbike into lobby of Fukuoka police station, demands they crack down on rude driving

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