Episodes

  • I got cat class and I got cat style & other tales...
    Jan 23 2026

    Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo for another uproarious episode of confessions!

    This week, prepare for chaos as Professor Pat Pending shares his tale of friendly intentions gone awry in the bustling streets of Saudi Arabia, leading to a near disaster at a traffic light. Michael has a very ambitious backward confession that reveals how his mischievous cat, Eugene, turned a neighbour's Sunday roast into an unexpected family drama. The Accidental Chef's cringe-inducing culinary blunder will leave you shaking your head in disbelief. Haggis and sour grapes, anyone?

    Then we meet Anon Stupid, who shares a wild holiday experience in Spain marked by ambitious culinary choices and an outrageous fairground mishap that ends with chaos and shattered spirits—literally!

    Join in on the laughter, the gasps, and the surprising twists that make each confession a memorable experience!

    Got your own tale to share? Send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

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    44 mins
  • You can ring my bell & other tales
    Jan 16 2026
    Step into the confessional as Simon Mayo guides you through another hilarious episode of confessions! This week, join the uproarious antics of Naughty Nobby as he recounts his epic school pranks that spiraled out of control. From mischievous cake-swapping in domestic science class to wreaking havoc on his brother Min Min's Lego city, the laughter never stops. Plus, hear about the unforeseen consequences of potty training in public that left a lasting impact on one parent. Get ready for cringeworthy moments and crafty schemes that are as relatable as they are entertaining! Don't forget to share your own confessions at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!
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    43 mins
  • Are you not entertained & other tales...
    Jan 9 2026

    Step into the confessional as Simon Mayo rings in 2026 with fresh confessions that are sure to tickle your funny bone.

    This week, meet the Fate Day Felon, who makes a questionable choice at a summer fate. Prepare for unexpected twists with Ridders’ mix-up on a film set that leaves everyone in stitches. Plus Larry's supermarket debacle leads to an embarrassing misunderstanding and Andrew's cringeworthy hotel tipping experience—one he won't soon forget!

    Expect plenty of hilarity, surprising revelations, and a healthy dose of forgiveness.

    Tune in, and don’t forget to share your own confessions at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

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    32 mins
  • Top 10 Confessions Countdown 2025 - Part Two
    Jan 2 2026

    Despite Simon being sick at home the countdown continues. Join Simon Mayo and the Confessional Collective as they dive into part two of the 2025 Top 10 Confessions Countdown!

    In this hilarious episode, prepare for a wild ride as we unveil confessions that span from a disastrous wedding encounter involving a Swedish impersonation to the chaos of student social work, a Cluedo cad, a passport mix up —and even a shocking tale of questionable gardening practices!

    With plenty of laughter and a few gasps along the way, you won’t want to miss the antics that Max, Jason, Inga, anonymous and Colin have to share.

    Shocking, hilarious and jaw-dropping in equal measure..

    Tune in, and don’t forget, if you have your own confession, send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

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    41 mins
  • Top 10 Confessions Countdown 2025 - Part One
    Jan 2 2026

    Kick off the new year with a special treat in part one of Simon Mayo's Best of the Confessions Podcast!

    Join Simon and the Confessional Collective as they relive the top 10 confessions of 2025. You'll fine 10-6 right here which starts with Tom's unforgettable tale of a drunken mishap at a vegan party. Prepare to laugh as Kevin spills a shocking story from his days as cabin crew, involving a rather unconventional passenger request.

    From a horrific sibling prank by Drusilla and George’s unexpected encounter while rowing to Jane's saddle story, each confession is a wild ride!

    Tune in for plenty of laughter and maybe even some shocking surprises. Don't forget to send us your own confessions at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

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    41 mins
  • The fright before Christmas & other tales
    Dec 24 2025

    Get ready for a jolly good time with Simon Mayo’s Confessions in this festive Christmas Eve special!

    Join Simon and the Confessional Collective as they dive into side-splitting confessions, starting with Nick's cheeky tale of chocolate temptation, Ollie shares his Christmas Eve shopping disaster that transforms Waitrose into a hilariously chaotic scene with bouncing cranberries and unexpected guests. Plus, don’t miss Jane's uproarious Boxing Day escapade that involves a daring run in nothing but boxers! It’s a festive blend of laughter, forgiveness, and holiday spirit you won’t want to miss.

    Have a confession of your own? Share it with us at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

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    31 mins
  • Baby, it’s cold outside & other tales
    Dec 12 2025
    Step into the festive spirit with the 100th episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Simon and the Confessional Collective as they celebrate this milestone with hilarious tales of mishaps and misadventures. From David’s unforgettable Christmas sign mix-up to Howard’s covert pocket money scheme gone horribly wrong, each confession will leave you in stitches! Plus, don’t miss Tony's golf swing disaster that led to a shocking Christmas gift debacle and Pauline's endearing story of a surprise sibling arrival. Whether you're looking for laughs, nostalgia, or a touch of holiday magic, this episode has it all! Got a confession of your own? We want to hear it at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!
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    40 mins
  • Search for the hero & other tales
    Dec 5 2025

    Step into the uproarious world of Simon Mayo's Confessions in this week's episode!

    Join Simon and the Confessional Collective as they dive into hilarious mishaps, starting with Georgina's "Search for the Hero," a lockdown tale that leads to unexpected generosity from a tire shop. Then, get ready for a mouthful with Michael’s culinary blunder at a charity event, serving up a surprise for unsuspecting vegetarians. Plus, Sid’s confession from beyond the grave featuring a memorable hospital story and Micky's terrible tent tale with a storm like no other!

    Got a confession of your own? Send it in at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

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    42 mins