In the penultimate Southern Hospitality recap, Lara and Carey rage with the employees of Republic against the dying of the Southern Carolina light. But first they discuss Air France getting taken to a place of manslaughter, Nick Lachey’s first class run-in with his ex Jessica Simpson, and a woman’s divine right to stick her kids in coach.

Back on SoHo, the crew prepares for Republic’s annual white party, featuring Lovecraftian horrors; Joe prepares a rindom business plan and runs it by Mummy. Maddi enlists the Mother of All DJs herself, Meredith Marks, to headline a party to celebrate Michols’s big So.Gay magazine cover. Meanwhile, Michols’s dinner with his semi-estranged mom goes south while Lake reconnects with her dad, with some caveats; Maddi gets pressure from her intense mom for grandchildren. The So.Gay soiree happens with a bang; Grace Lily makes a sad cameo and Emmy continues to make things weird. Then Michols gets an email that changes the very course of Republic herstory.

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Lara and Carey return for one last night in paradise, as the San Diego trip from Hell comes to a close. But first they discuss horror movies in 2026 and the anti-grandma agenda of Lee Cronin’s The Mummy. They also give their thoughts on the trailer for the Summer House reunion: West going mute, Ciara putting it all on the line, Gilded Age Hubbard achieving American icon status, and Kyle slipping through the cracks…

Back on The Valley, Glug Glug’s drunken terrorism continues as Lala galvanizes Nia to defend herself, just a little bit. The men participate in the busted drag pageant, where Luke channels c*nt in a way that shocks even Lara and Carey; Danny escalates his blackout rage, making things awkward with everyone in the group. Back in LA, Jinet and Jason contemplate baby #2 shortly before Jason busts his knee playing a harrowing game of pickup b-ball with Jesse, Schwartz and Luke. Then Britt, Doute, Lala and Zack meet for lunch, where Doute pleads the fifth on Danny’s piggish ways, Zack calls Brittany out for her true thoughts about Nia, and Lala gives them all… a little extra dose of Lala.

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Lara and Carey return to Punta Cana for one last gig in paradise with the Southern Hospitality gang, but first they discuss Apple Martin’s high fashion debut, Dorit’s already-iconic book tour, and PK making the roads of Los Angeles a less safe place.

Back on Southern Hospitality, the crew assembles for one last dinner before Maddi’s big 9 pm DJ spot. Michols and Emmy’s conflict drives She Hulk into another, shuncking and dry-heave meltdown, leaving everyone at the table speechless. At Maddi’s big set, Emmy creates a chaos-diversion by throwing Michols under the bus with Molly. In Charleston, Lake takes her lady on a date and vents about her dad’s bisexual erasure, and VPR’s own Allyn Lewber plays a rindom acoustic set. Grace Lily, back in her tarot bag, comes face-to-face with Maddi and Joe Bradley for the first time since PajamaGate; Maddi calls Grace out for her troubling be shoot and Grace shows her grasp on sobriety is very much wavy.

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