Episodes

  • Ninja Terminator (1985)

    Ninja Terminator (1985)
    Jun 6 2026
    Michaela celebrates our 700th episode with warring ninjas and becomes the Ninja Terminator (1985)! Three parts of a magical golden ninja statue are stolen by a trio of ninja warriors. One becomes a mob boss and tries to steal back the other two, resulting in kick-punching mayhem that punches holes in screenplay logic. Cut and paste master Godfrey Ho directs. Listen as we defy the odds to decipher the story, answer Garfield phones, and deliver messages by motorized toy robots on this week's exciting episode!

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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • Masters of the Universe (1987, Re-Watch)

    Masters of the Universe (1987, Re-Watch)
    May 30 2026
    Holly hopes to wrestle the power of Grayskull from Skeletor in Masters of the Universe (1987, re-watch), with Dolph Lundgren as the live action version of Mattel's He-Man action figure, teaming up with Courtney Cox to save the Earth from Frank Langella's deliciously hammy villain in this Cannon Films classic. Listen as we get nostalgic for after-school cartoons, toy collecting, mullets, magic and mayhem on this week's exciting episode!

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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • Mimic (1997)

    Mimic (1997)
    May 23 2026
    Sean takes us underground with Mimic (1997), Guillermo del Toro's first English language feature about a miracle bug fix for Manhattan's roach problem that evolves into something far worse, and a team of scientists find themselves hunted by creatures that have learned to walk on two legs. Listen as New York City filth, mutant cockroach pustules, and extraneous characters get under our skin on this week's exciting episode!

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Alucarda (1977)

    Alucarda (1977)
    May 16 2026
    Colin wonders what you get if you spell Alucarda (1977) backwards, but instead of what he expects, gets a Mexican satanic panic movie instead! The new girl at a strange convent falls under the spell of the troubled title character who unleashes a torrent of non-stop screaming, woodland orgies, and bloody terror. Listen as we delve into heavy metal chapels, discover the origin of the merkin, and administer flagellation on this week's exciting episode!

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • The Quest (1996)

    The Quest (1996)
    May 9 2026
    Michaela steps into the ring with the "the Ben-Hur of karate movies," The Quest (1996), writer-director-star Jean-Claude Van Damme's ambitiously expensive passion project, that finds him on a globetrotting odyssey from the streets of 1925 New York to the hidden temples of Tibet to compete in a legendary, secret tournament. Listen as we pack our bags, log frequent flyer miles via pirate ship, elephant, and horse, wrap our knuckles and experience every fighting style known to man on this week's exciting episode!

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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • Red Eye (2005)

    Red Eye (2005)
    May 2 2026
    Holly’s boarding a Red Eye (2005) with a charming stranger… and it quickly turns into a nightmare at 30,000 feet. Rachel McAdams stars as a young woman who meets the smooth-talking Cillian Murphy at the airport — only to discover he’s a cold-blooded assassin who needs her help pulling off a high-profile hit. Listen as the crew discusses where Red Eye fits in Wes Craven’s legendary filmography, shares their own terrifying airline horror stories, and geeks out over the film’s tight twists and white-knuckle tension on this week's episode!

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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Fright Night (2011)

    Fright Night (2011)
    Apr 25 2026
    Sean discovers a beer-swillin', apple chompin' vampire has moved in next door in Fright Night (2011), a remake of the beloved 80s horror classic which casts the late Anton Yelchin as the hapless teen whose mom and girlfriend fall under the spell of Colin Farrell's bloodsucker, with former Doctor Who David Tennant as a Chris Angel-style Vegas occult expert brought in to assist with all the vampire-killin' that needs done. Listen as we talk alpha dude-bro Vegas vampires, CGI splatter, 3D gloom, and more on this week's exciting episode!

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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • The New York Ripper (1982)

    The New York Ripper (1982)
    Apr 18 2026
    Colin explores the sleazeorama of NYC's grindhouses while hunting down The New York Ripper (1982), from the Italian Godfather of Gore, Lucio Fulci, an experience in gorenography and bad taste. A psycho who talks like Donald Duck is murdering prostitutes in the Big Apple while the cops close in. Listen as we watch in revulsion as things done with broken bottles, big toes, and delicate eyeballs on this week's exciting episode!

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    1 hr and 27 mins