In honor of the Quebecois people, this episode will be simulcast in bad French accents. First off, a slew of things are Making Memories including: the dramatic AFCON-clusion (02:32); a bad beat from a Trent Tucker that got Chris Webbered (11:06); and a small child from Minnesota that was celebrated instead of being kidnapped by federal agents (19:40).

Then it's Xavier ready to present to the Guy-bunal this week's Guy That Is Actually A Place: an Owe-lympic boondoggle of Quebec proportions (21:46)

Theme Music by Don Ham

Lo, and we shall worship at the altar of Guy. First off, the Guy-bunal will cycle through what's Making memories for them including: some patchy recollection about jerseys (03:04); three frozen nuggets about some ice and snow sports (08:53); a choking hazard (13:30); and our Cups running over with European soccer (16:25).

Then, it's time for Diaz to take everyone to church as he pleads his case for a court in this week's Guy Who Is Actually A Place. (26:49)

Theme Music by Don Ham; additional audio from the NBA on TNT

There's Guy in them thar hills. The Guy-bunal gathers for the first time in this new year but Memories are already being Made about: the heretophore phorsaken phandom oph Diaz's (04:08); an unfinished construction proj- (07:38); and finding fault in a disgraceful tennis match (12:38).

Then it's time for this week's Guy That Is Actually A Place: a city that saw a boom in its prospects with green and gold only to go bust when the fortunes ran out. (17:03)

Theme Music by Don Ham; additional audio from YouTube user Curtse2 and Nintendo via YouTube user Soap305