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Planet Ass Podcast

Planet Ass Podcast

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Though Jahn, and Evan have been away since 2019 it's still a crazy world. Welcome back to Planet Ass.

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Episodes
  • New Year's Eve Chaos: Subway Incidents, Swiss Fire & Concert Mix-Up
    Jan 4 2026

    In this lively episode, Jahn and EV dive into a series of unexpected and humorous stories, from New Year's Eve mishaps to bizarre news headlines. They explore the strange coincidences of subway incidents, a fiery party in the Swiss Alps, and a mix-up involving a heavy metal band. The conversation is filled with laughter, speculation, and a touch of conspiracy theory humor.


    Introduction: As the clock struck midnight, the world was ready to embrace a new year filled with hope and possibilities. But for Jahn and EV, the night unfolded with unexpected twists and turns that left them—and their audience—both bewildered and entertained.


    New Year's Eve Chaos: Jahn and EV kicked off the night with plans that quickly went awry. From cold medicine-induced confusion to the bizarre subway incidents in New York, their stories were anything but ordinary. "We live in a simulation!" Jahn exclaimed, capturing the surreal nature of the events.


    Swiss Alps Inferno: The duo delved into the fiery chaos of a New Year's Eve party in the Swiss Alps, where a seemingly innocent celebration turned into a scene from a horror movie. With 40 people dead and a hundred injured, the incident was a stark reminder of how quickly things can spiral out of control.


    Lamb of God Mix-Up: In a lighter moment, Jahn and EV shared the hilarious mix-up involving a heavy metal band and a Christian concert. The confusion led to laughs and speculation, as they imagined the reactions of unsuspecting concert-goers.


    Conspiracy Theories and Cold Medicine Confessions: Throughout the episode, Jahn's cold medicine confessions added a humorous touch, while EV's bartending tales provided a glimpse into the unexpected fun of a slow night. Together, they explored strange coincidences and conspiracy theories, leaving their audience both amused and intrigued.


    Conclusion: As they reflected on seven years of podcasting adventures, Jahn and EV's playful banter and unique perspectives made for an unforgettable episode. Their ability to find humor in the unexpected and connect with their audience is what makes their podcast a must-listen.


    Subscribe Now: Don't miss out on more wild stories and laughter. Subscribe to Jahn and EV's podcast for your weekly dose of chaos and comedy!


    Keywords


    New Year's Eve chaos

    Subway incidents

    Swiss Alps party fire

    Lamb of God concert mix-up

    Conspiracy theories

    Podcasting adventures

    Viral stories

    Unexpected news

    Comedy podcast

    Jahn and EV

    Tags


    #NewYearsEve

    #SubwayChaos

    #SwissAlpsFire

    #LambOfGodMixup

    #ConspiracyTheories

    #Podcasting

    #ViralStories

    #ComedyPodcast

    #JahnAndEV

    #UnexpectedNews

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    24 mins
  • Merry Christmas, A*******! Holiday Spectacular!
    Dec 25 2025

    In this festive episode of Planet Ass, hosts Evan and Jahn dive into a series of hilarious and unexpected holiday stories. They discuss everything from creating drunken PowerPoint presentations to bizarre science experiments like the Lego poop test. The conversation also covers Santa's ICE makeover, the mystery of shrimp on treadmills, and a 92-year-old gamer grandma's triumph in a video game tournament. The episode is filled with laughter, holiday cheer, and outrageous tales.


    Keywords


    #PlanetAss, #Christmas, #holiday #stories, #Lego #pooptest, #Santa #ICE #makeover, #shrimp on #treadmills, #gamer #grandma, #video #game #tournament, #holiday #humor

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    32 mins
  • From Exploding Houses to Cockfights: A Wild Ride on Planet Ass
    Dec 24 2025

    In this episode of Planet Ass, ViceChrist and Jahn dive into a variety of outrageous stories, from a house explosion in Hayward, California, to a cockfighting ring in Provo, Utah. They also explore the absurdity of a pride match during the World Cup between countries where homosexuality is illegal, and discuss the humorous implications of GameStop's 'trade anything day'. The conversation is filled with laughter, banter, and a touch of dark humor, making for an entertaining listen.


    00:00

    Welcome Back to Planet Ass

    01:31

    Explosive News from Hayward, California

    04:50

    Cockfighting in Provo, Utah

    08:35

    Searching for Love: A Matchmaker Segment

    12:29

    Drones Delivering Delicacies to Prisoners

    15:41

    Prison Life and Creative Solutions

    19:36

    Extreme Sports and Risky Adventures

    21:11

    Cultural Contradictions in Sports

    26:34

    Humor and Stereotypes in Society

    29:37

    Trolling and Publicity Stunts


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    34 mins
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