Episodes

  • MJ's Lament w/ Seena Ghaznavi
    Jul 10 2026

    This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Fraudsters' OWN Seena Ghaznavi, the prettiest pony in the swamp, as they enter into the VIDJA AGE with their first VIDJA EPISODE (over on the youtubes) to exclusively goss' 'bout the only event packed with more billionaires, entertainment industry creeps, and ICE Detention Center owners than DC250, Taytay and Trav's WEDDING! Then we got a LIST of 21 Pop Culture Facts That'll Live In Your Head RENT-FREE After You Learn Them, BLINDZ that got kiiiiinda spoiled earlier in the ep, and then we got a CRUEL Jackie's Snackies @ 1:04:03, followed by a holy trinity MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:12:12 ending @ 1:17:21, plus even more on this week's FIRST VIDEO Page 7!

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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • Second Helpings - I Give A SHEEP
    Jul 3 2026

    This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are talkin' 'bout how "Love Island" will destroy us all, and not even Megan the Stallion's visit can stop it, and Jackie gives updates from MOVIE NIGHT I. The people from the "Skywalkers" documentary scaled the Empire State Building and put up a banner that's very....nice (and got engaged on the walk down!) MJ is wonderin' how they are supposed to get to New Jersey when Taytay's gettin' married and shuttin' 'er all down, Frankie Muniz played his child like an air guitar in the oh-so fun divorce-o announcement, that he had to promptly delete because of backlash, and Jackie watched "Sheep Detectives" and she LOVED IT AND MUST ADMIT SHE WAS WRONG! John Cena and Pete Davidson talked about Make A Wish, "Supergirl" unfortunately was mid, but the trailer for "Clayface" looks cool and Jackie's got her "Evil Dead Burn" tickets! MJ's busy gobblin' up Harlan Coben's "I Will Find You", Jackie encourages MJ to hop on the "RHORI" train, Kylie Jenner has answered America's prayers and has announced a special edition Meta Glasses, and MJ and Jackie go over their husband's sleep data like any normal person would, PLUS SO MUCH MORE!

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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • Too Meaty w/Holden McNeely
    Jul 2 2026

    This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by Holden McNeely of NOM to goss' 'bout complicated feelings about the 4th of July, Noah Kahan, among others, is asking once again for people to stop wearing (and shitting in) diapers at concerts, Jackie is thinkin' 'bout seein' the new Olivia MILDE movie, and MJ reports back the findings of their Milde Hole investigation! Holden brings up his favorite 2007 documentary and website, Jackie has been rockin' the new Olivia Rodrigo album, and MJ talks about giving their kids a crash course on the Oliva and Sabrina feud. A List filled with SHOCKING FACTS ABOUT OLD HOLLYWOOD STARS, The Blindz, then a double chip Jackies Snackies @1:07:24, followed by a meat powder coated MJ's Minute Munchies @1:16:16 ending @1:22:03, plus even more on this week's Page 7!


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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Second Helpings - Aikenest
    Jun 26 2026

    This week on Second Helpings, Jackie is joined by a hungover MJ, Clay Aiken is tryin' to say the only reason he isn't more famous is his gaff on "Regis and Kelly" in 2006, Lizzo's back with a new album and....no one really noticed, and MJ and Gideon have been watchin' "Evil" on Paramount Plus. MJ's started the newest season of "The Four Seasons" and it's just so so sad, while Jackie is succin' back MAN MOVIES like "THE FURIOUS" and also went to see "Leviticus" or as they call it, Twink Follows. MJ's takin' the kids to see the new "Toy Story" movie after they marathon through the first 4, HBO MAX just started droppin' the third season of "House of the Dragon!" The Voyage of the Damned, aka the JoJo Siwa Cruise has safely returned, and everyone is posting their really sad swag bags, Cardi B discovered five below! The international people experiencing middle America for the first time has taken over tiktok, to the point that Hidden Valley released a TSA safe bottle, plus even more on this week's Second Helpings!

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • But I Made Them Wear Socks w/Jake Young
    Jun 25 2026

    This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Jake Young of "Nerd of Mouth" as Jackie gears up for her Y2K themed Jackin' stream, MJ attempts to remember the difference between show and swing chorus, Jake describes an old PSA sent into his Cartoon Dumpster livestream, and MJ ponders the exact moment Zendaya fell for Tom Holland, plus some more chat 'bout Zendaya and Tom Holland! The elder Beckham have been seen hangin' around Tom Cruise bonding over the fact their kids hate them, Katherine LaNasa claims she is still haunted by ex Dennis Hopper, and then it's time for THE LIST, this time full of incredibly strange demands made by studios for actors! Blindz, and a dual cream Jackie's Snackies starting @ 1:08:54.923, a garlicky MJ Minute Munchies @ 1:13:29.500, and a protein packed Jakey's Slakeys @ 1:18:48.830 until 1:24:39.247, plus even more!

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Second Helpings - Uterus Farm
    Jun 19 2026

    This week on Second Helpings, Jackie's been in an OLD Olivia hole, MJ WONT be live updating from the Knicks parade, but they did witness the parade turn to cheer on the sanitation workers! MJ's textin' their brother to see if he'll join 'em for Riot Fest 2026, Lil Nas X has come out and given an update about his mental health and bipolar diagnosis, and Lola Young has returned after her departure! "The Ring" and "Lilo and Stitch" actress Daveigh Chase sadly passed away this week, and an Executive Producer of "Love Island" died in Fiji so they gave him the kindasexy tribute at the end of an episode only "Love Island" can. MJ finished "Widow's Bay", and they are both thinkin', NO ISLANDS! Brooklyn Beckham is the goss' of the week as the Beckham's seem to be fighting through Doordash ads, Olivia Rodrigo and other artists let errrrybody know about those shitters who diaper up and plant themselves at the barrier, and how EVEN THE ARTIST CAN SMELL THEM. MJ lets everyone know they DIDN'T shit at the Bright Eyes concert, and Elvis Costello said to stop bein' mean to Olivia Rodrigo! In talkin' tv talk MJ watched an UPSETTING true crime doc, and Jackie's got some personal quibbles with "Disclosure Day", Spencer Pratt will NOT go silently, plus Jackie finished "Spider Noir", and even more on this week's Second Helpings!

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • THE ZOINK w/Amber Nelson
    Jun 18 2026

    This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Amber "Duncan Sheik on the Brain" Nelson of "SPUN", "The Brighter Side", and "HGX2" to goss' all 'bout Amber's ascent (or descent?) into Millennial CVS Music, and the music at JCP making Jackie feel greeeeeeey, but the grocery store music in NYC has got MJ thinkin' its finally their time! Jackie congratulates the NY Knicks on their win, MJ announces they are fully Knickspilled, and everyone reflects how they somehow didn't die while roof drinkin' in NYC. Jackie and Amber give an update on their rootin' tootin' wild west DnD sessions, Amber gives a not so glowing review of S3 of "Euphoria", "Doc Meet World" shows some of the abusive underside of the "Boy/Girl Meets World" series. MJ and Jackie discuss how this was a slow celeb news week, as evidenced by the Jeff Goldblum sometimes eats his dessert first being hawt goss', and Tyra Banks filed a lawsuit against Netflix due to the "Reality Check" documentary, plus even more Tyrasanity! Then we got a list filled with Celebs who had terrifying encounters with stalkers, the Blindz, then a Patriotic Jackie's Snackies @1:11:58 and a cheezzy MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:17:56 til @1:23:57, plus even more on this weeks Page 7!

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Second Helpings - I Don't Feel Anything
    Jun 12 2026

    This week on Second Helpings, Jackie is talkin' to Mr. Knick MJ as they got that BBAL FEVER, just like everyone in NYC also, Mariska Hargitay was at the game, and so was Swift with the Haim sistas! Jackie has started the new season of "Love Island" and its even more insane than past seasons, there's a new show out called "Alice and Steve" that's got Jackie up in her feels, and Jackie watched the trailer for the "scientifically accurate" upcoming film "Whalefall." Jackie's all caught up on RHORI! and she can FINALLY tell them apart by their craziness, MJ's still busy with "Spider Noir" and "Widow's Bay", but they DID watch Gwyneth Paltrow's new ad for luxury real estate in Tel Aviv, and also in GOOP news, she had an AI dweeb on her podcast. The new T Swift Toy Story song is BOOOOOOOOORE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO SNOOOOOOOOOOOOORE-OOOOOOOOOOOOO, a school Principal got suspended for "Trap Queen" yearbook quote, Fetty Wap sent her flowers and a note! In a recent "Actors on Actors" Tracy Morgan seemingly proved he's never played a character in his life, he's just that insane, Evil Skinny Lizzo squirted out a new album, and MJ's got a shout out to all the bright eyes heads, but sadly the NYC show got rained out! Adam however, got to experience both albums, and Mary Steenburgen called Ted Danson while he was on John C Riley's podcast and they all chatted, plus even more on this weeks Second Helpings!

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    1 hr and 20 mins