Episodes

  • Second Helpings - The Melancholy of Existence
    May 22 2026

    On this weeks second helpings, MJ and Jackie are talkin' 'bout the film of the year "The Sheep Detectives" and how it might have brought a tear to James' eye (shhh, don't tell anyone), a new trailer for the Jimmy Stewart film staring KJ Apa and it sure is something, plus MJ's graduating from grad school! Clay Aiken has new music and it does NOT change anything for MJ (or so they say) and speaking of watching someone sleep, Jackie went to watch "Obsession". MJ successfully convinced Gideon to watch "Widows Bay", Jackie reports that "Remarkably Bright Creatures" was beautifully done, and Jessica Simpson spoke out to clear the air and throw her mom directly under the plane wheels when it came to her being in first class sans kids. Paul Hollywood got pulled over racin' to get his cat to the vet, and MJ watched the documentary "The Crash" on Netflix, Jackie also watched "The Devil's Wears Prada" and she says it's a PRADAuct of its time, plus even more on this week's Second Helpings!

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • I Just Don't Get It w/ Kara Klenk
    May 21 2026

    This week on Page 7 we're invitin' resdient Big Sis Kara Klenk to goss' 'bout all things dark, sad kid 90's alt rock and all them child kidnappin' PSAs, not to mention all the WAYS Fastball and her were two ships passin' in the night this past summer, then in SADDER NEWS Jackie was sittin' bitch when they drove all the way to visit their fathers headstone only to find out it was CLOSED on Mother's Day because who needs to mourn a MOM, Henry almost got kicked off the plane because his aisle seat plane buddy refused to stand and let him go to the bathroom for some unknown reason, worm man Nick Lachey said Jessica Simpson was in first class with her mom while makin' her kids and husband sit in coach with the peons, THE HORROR. John Tra has a new movie based on his children's book, AND a new hat. Nick Cannon made a gross post about spending time with HIS mother on Mother's Day because it ain't BABY MAMA'S DAY, and keeps just sayin' gross rage bait shit because that's who he is and he MUST BE STOPPED. Then we got THE LIST of "Movies That Were Literally SO LIFE THREATENING TO FILM I'm Shocked They Even Made It To The THEAAAATAAAAS", the BLINDZ feat. A SPOOKY NOISE, and then starting at @ 1:10:58.420 we got a user submitted CANADIAN JACKIE'S SNAAAAACKIES!!!! and @ 1:18:09.439 an oniony MJ's Minute Munchies all until @ 1:23:18.658, AND SO MUCH MOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!

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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Second Helpings - Twilight Ch. 1 & Ch. 2
    May 15 2026

    We have all died every day waiting for this re-release of "Jackie's Book" as she reads "Twilight" Chapters 1 and 2!

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    2 hrs and 15 mins
  • Murder, She Baked WATCHALONG!
    May 14 2026

    It's time to get cozy, y'all!

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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • Second Helpings - Are You A Teenager?
    May 8 2026

    This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie long for another Jake appearance, talk of traveling together on past tours, some "Desperate Housewives" chat, and then some "Buffy" talk, with SPOILERS. MJ brings news of a real life fake teen busted in a high school that's a much sadder version of "Never Been Kissed", Jackie started "Widow's Bay" and looooves it. It's Geoff's birthday week (happy birthday!!) and they've been to the movies 3x this week, which has got Jackie questionin' if she's broken (like a promise) FOREVER because they had to hold their laughter back during "Deep Waters" more.....questionable scenes, and they also saw Hokum and it was great! The trailer dropped for Nolan's "The Odyssey", there's a new Mr. Fantasy video as he gets ready to release an entire album, and "The Bear" released an episode focused just on Cousin, and so much more on this weeks "Second Helpings"!

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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • Fashion Cryptkeeper w/ Jake Young
    May 7 2026

    This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Luisa Madrigal fanboy Jake Young, to goss' 'bout Holden's (valid) Star Wars prequel hatred as well as some upcoming Nerd of Mouth episodes, Jackie reveals her encounter with "The Poodle Man" on the Scrabble app, and there's rumors that Blake Lively had to purchase her Met Gala ticket as Anna Wintour may have NOT invited her this year. Then a deeper dive into this year's Met looks, Jackie and Jake give an update on the DnD campaign they are playing with Amber, and Isa Briones has had to remind "The Pitt" fans once again to not yell during Broadway performances. Then it's time for a list of "Actors Who Called Out the Most Disgusting Scenes They Ever Had to Fiiiiiiiiiiiiilm!" followed by BLINDZ that MJ most certainly did not write, and then it's a choose your own snackventure on this week's Jackie's Snackies @ 1:06:40.176 that also includes a hostile takeover of Jakey's Slakeys, and another swapped MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:17:40.596 all ending @ 1:23:13.820, PLUS SO MUCH MORE!!!

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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Second Helpings - Maybe It's Just Manslaughter!
    May 1 2026

    Jackie's got Blessid Union of Souls trapped in her skull and its got them rememberin' the innocent early days of Shazam and sittin' round hungover tryin' to remember a song by mumble humming 3 bars of it, it's MJ and Gideon's wedding anniversary and it's bringin' up memories of drunken weddin' plannin' on the podcast past, and its got them lookin' for excuses to have another dance party and boogie the night away! BUT IN POP CULUTE SAD NEWS, Megan Thee Stallion had to take stage as THE SHOW MUST GO ON! after breakin' the news of her beau of about a year, Klay Thompson, cheatin' on her, "The Devil Wears Prada 2" is comin' out and everyone's talkin' 'bout it, but Emily Blunt firmly shoved her foot down her throat as she gives some vvv outta touch rich person advice for those who hate their job, and for the new season of "Interview with the Vampire" AMC announced they're doin a one night live performance of "The Vampire Lestat" at the Beacon Theatre! Jackie can't wait for MORE eps of "Margo's got Money Troubles" plus Jackie's started "Real Housewives of Rhode Island" and it's beautiful, MJ's got some MURDER BITCHES FOR YA after they watched "Should I Marry A Murder?", the "Baby Reindeer" dude made somethin' new, and much more!

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Sad Dad Jazz w/ Holden McNeely
    Apr 30 2026

    This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Holden McNeely, who's filled with (justified) hatred for the Star Wars prequels, Machine Gun Kelly has his aim set on nu metal as he drops a song with Fred Durst, and "Michael" makes some creative choices that leave out quite a large portion of his life. The Onion and Tim Heidecker are takin' Info Wars from Alex Jones and he's crashing out hard, Keegan-Michael Key's wife may have caused a massive implosion in his career, and they're actually gonna release the "Coyote vs ACME" movie! Then it's time for a list of celebrities who canceled their weddings at the veeery last minute, the blindz, and then a Jackie's Snackies starting at 1:11:14.057 that's a BETRAYAL ON ALL LEVELS, and then a savory golden MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:18:09.733 until 1:27:30.244, PLUS SO MUCH MOOORE!!!

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    1 hr and 32 mins