Apparently, common sense isn’t so common anymore.

This week on the Ol’ Pals Podcast, Kyle and Mike tackle the absolute disaster that is self-checkout, why some people should need a license to operate everyday things, and the nightmare of making small talk with complete strangers.

The boys also get into accidental gay gambling parties, Halloween going downhill, the art of being mad at someone before they’ve even done anything wrong, and why Thanksgiving might be the last holiday left for the boys.

Plus, we look forward to becoming the miserable old guys on construction sites, telling the next generation how hard we had it.

No qualifications. No common sense. Just two pals talking absolute nonsense.

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Ol’ Pals Podcast | Episode 31: A Lifetime of Bad Decisions

What if you could see every decision you’ve ever made, every opportunity you’ve missed, and everything you could’ve been?

This week, Kyle and Mike dive into the absurdity of human existence. From Halloween disasters and serial killers to alternate universes, lifetime stat sheets, and the questionable things people would do for $300,000.

Plus, we get into group chat warfare, flying cars, life on Mars, and why humanity might just be one giant series of bad decisions.

One lifetime. Infinite possibilities. Terrible decisions.

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Episode 30: Through the Wire

The show must go on.

Kyle’s voice is hanging on by a thread, Mike just turned 30, and somehow we’re still here delivering another hour of absolute nonsense.

This week, we’re talking about a world where people have social credit scores, whether everyone deserves three consequence-free punches a year, the insanity of old-school Black Friday shopping, and why Mike should NEVER be trusted with a drone.

Plus, a questionable birthday present, neighborhood Facebook drama, power-tripping HOAs, public executions, and the glory days of the internet.

One broken voice. Two idiots. Zero filters.

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Episode 29: $500 to Sh*t Your Pants, AI Gone Rogue & The Worst Superpowers

What’s your price to uncontrollably shit your pants once a week? Apparently, $500 is enough for some people.

This week on the Ol’ Pals Podcast, Kyle and Mike dive headfirst into another ridiculous conversation about life’s minor inconveniences, starting with the desperate need for a conversation lifeguard and a customer service hotline dedicated to everyday bullshit.

Things quickly spiral into AI-generated diss tracks, robots taking over the world, smart glasses invading our privacy, and whether your TV is secretly judging you.

Then comes the million-dollar question: How much money would it take to let everyone within ten feet hear your thoughts? The boys also debate the worst superpowers imaginable, including the dangers of flying under the influence.

From homeless encounters in Boston to bagel-related outrage, adult diapers, and questionable movie recommendations, this episode goes exactly where you’d expect it to go: completely off the rails.

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This week on Ol’ Pals, Kyle and Mike cover everything from disgusting mango chili beer and the music we’ll be listening to when we’re 70… to accidentally designing the perfect community for single 30-year-olds and immediately turning it into a cult.

The boys also get into the absolutely ridiculous Mike Tomlin Minecraft story, their growing Baldur’s Gate addiction, Kyle nearly losing an eye to the hag, home renovations, golf season winding down, and whether competitive cheerleading officially counts as a sport.

Another completely normal hour with the Ol’ Pals.

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Junkies, House Fires & Squished Brains | Ol’ Pals Podcast Ep. 27

The boys are back, and this one goes everywhere.

Kyle is finally back working in Boston and immediately gets reacquainted with city life — questionable characters outside the jobsite, Citizen notifications going off nonstop, parking nightmares, and enough locks and barbed wire to make the job look like a prison.

Meanwhile, Mike discovers a simple electrical job at his house is actually a nightmare when his electrician finds a live ground and tells him the house probably should’ve burned down already.

Then the boys get into cigars, learning how to actually enjoy a hobby without becoming an insufferable expert, and Kyle’s first experience playing Baldur’s Gate — which results in him immediately squishing a talking brain because he thought Mike told him to.

Plus: fantasy football consuming your life, NFL injuries, golf cheaters, fake hole-in-ones, simulator aces, the end of golf season, getting kids into sports, and the daily psychological warfare of raising a toddler.

Ol’ Pals Podcast — Episode 27

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The Ol’ Pals are back talking Halloween decorations, aggressive neighborhood displays, apple picking and the seasonal habits of basic white women.

Then Kyle and Mike accidentally create the perfect business: Mike’s Content Corner — fake private jets, apple orchards and everything else you need for the perfect Instagram post.

The conversation somehow spirals into NFTs, crypto, the insanity of sports gambling, celebrity betting ads, Lane Kiffin’s return to Ole Miss and whether anybody actually knows how to play Monopoly.

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Three screens. Sixteen more weeks of football. And absolutely no reason for the conversation to go where it went.

On Episode 25 of the Ol’ Pals Podcast, Kyle explains the science behind his ridiculous three-screen football setup before getting his teeth kicked in by his brother-in-law in fantasy football.

From there, the boys get into revenge tactics, terrible drivers, Kyle’s Volkswagen horn nearly starting a street fight, self-driving cars, sleeping behind the wheel, AI taking over the world, robot wives, the future of human relationships, and some of the most unhinged AI slop on the internet.

Mike also manages to turn a 45-minute drive into an hour and twenty minutes by accidentally navigating toward Cambridge before wrapping up a devil of a day with a three-beer podcast.

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