• Full Access to the Butthole
    May 12 2026

    We did it! Season 3 has officially made it to the finish line with no surprise baby arrivals… yet. But Bonnie is READY. She’s got her new runners on, the Super Noodles stocked up, and she’s already a full centimetre dilated - just ask her doctor.


    Meanwhile, Lottie’s busy preparing Bonnie for all the joys still to come: the newborn scrunch, the first steps, and somehow spending your entire paycheck in Leisureplex before getting pelted with water balloons on your day off.


    And while Season 3 comes to an end, we'll be back with a brand new member of No One Else Will Listen very soon.


    Keep up with the girls on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan

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    49 mins
  • We Can Get Spooky
    May 5 2026

    Bonnie's still pregnant! At least she has time to squeeze in all the cinema dates. But who's doing bits in the back row? Lottie is that you?!


    The sisters then spiral into the rapidly growing question: how much AI is too much AI? From chatbots to full AI influencers with cult followings, are we okay? Are we already too far gone?


    Let them know your thoughts on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan

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    51 mins
  • That Should Be Illegal
    Apr 28 2026

    Law enforcers, please get in touch. Bonnie has a long list of things that should be illegal, and she’s ready to make some changes.


    At the top of Lottie’s list? Collecting someone from the airport without a phone. Not for practicality, for the romance of it. Nothing says “simpler times” like wandering around arrivals in a blind panic, hoping you spot a familiar face before a full blown menty b.


    Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan

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    42 mins
  • They Shit ON the Tent
    Apr 21 2026

    If anyone deserves a trip to Coachella, it’s Lottie. She’s long overdue a festival experience where people don’t use her sleeping area as a toilet… or a bonfire.


    Meanwhile, Bonnie feels like she’s basically been, partly from consuming every inch of Coachella content online, and partly because this stage of pregnancy is indistinguishable from the world’s worst hangover.


    For now, the sisters are living vicariously through Babs on her American adventure (psst… Babs, step away from the mechanical bull).


    Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan

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    51 mins
  • I Didn't Get Murdered Today
    Apr 14 2026

    Lottie’s under the weather this week… and that’s the only thing she’s under (much to Fabio’s disappointment).


    Meanwhile, Bonnie’s pregnancy is delivering daily surprises, some in the form of unexpected bodily changes, others in the form of random men knocking on her front door. All welcome anyway!


    Lottie does her best to prepare Bonnie for what’s still to come, from the chaos of the maternity ward to the unexpected friendships you make in the women around you. That is if Bonnie isn’t too busy recording the podcast mid-contraction.


    Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan

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    45 mins
  • You Need Therapy
    Apr 7 2026

    Maybe you don’t need therapy, maybe you just need an exorcism. Preferably performed by a dentist.


    This week, Lottie’s deep in TikTok witch territory while reality TV has Bonnie in a chokehold. But Bonnie is spending her weekend on egg hunt duty, while Lottie tries to find a parade to insert herself into (tractor pending).


    Slide into their DMs on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan


    If you are in a domestically violent situation and in need of support, the following resources are available to you:


    Ireland:

    https://www.safeireland.ie/find-help/#:~:text=The%20National%20Freephone%20Helpline%201800,hours%2C%207%20days%20a%20week.

    https://www.nidirect.gov.uk/articles/domestic-and-sexual-abuse-helpline

    https://www.womensaid.ie/get-help/support-services/

    https://www2.hse.ie/mental-health/life-situations-events/domestic-violence-and-abuse/


    USA:

    https://www.thehotline.org/

    https://findahelpline.com/countries/us/topics/abuse-domestic-violence

    https://www.thehotline.org/identify-abuse/

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    46 mins
  • Where's the Biscuits?
    Mar 31 2026

    Bonnie’s counting down the days until the big day - the day she finally gets the gas and air in the hospital (sorry, Fabio). Meanwhile Lottie is reminiscing about her own big day as she celebrates her wedding anniversary.


    The sisters chat all things weddings: what they loved about their big days, what they’d change, and the details they spent far too much time stressing over. They also tackle the controversial questions; should kids be allowed at weddings? And does every guest deserve a plus one?


    Let them know where you stand in their DMs @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan.

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    48 mins
  • I'll Annihilate a Bitch
    Mar 24 2026

    This week the girls take on the wild west that is the internet. Whether you're a pregnant woman just trying to cool off on holiday, or a teenage boy looking for a role model, the internet always seems ready to throw you off course.


    After watching Louis Theroux’s documentary on the manosphere, the sisters chat about the strange corners of the online world shaping young minds today, and why raising kids in the age of algorithms feels slightly terrifying.


    They reminisce about simpler times, when the only evidence of your teenage antics was the disposable camera from the teenage disco, and if the photos turned out blurry, your reputation was saved.


    Slide into their DMs @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan

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    49 mins