On this week's episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris are joined once again by the one and only Tom Fordyce, where we ask if a long ball is now officially a "successful launch"?! And what exactly is a football manager's philosophy supposed to mean?!

We also investigate the increasingly ridiculous world of football stewards, including why they're now warming up like professional athletes and whether they're actually capable of catching a pitch invader. Speaking of which, the lads make a VERY important request for the podcast's first-ever streaker...

There's plenty of football chat too, as the boys debate whether Brighton could genuinely mount a Premier League title challenge, discuss Arsenal's impressive performance against Liverpool and get stuck into Manchester United's ongoing struggles. Is the problem bigger than the manager, and can their new ownership consortium really turn things around? Meanwhile, Spurs fans finally have something to smile about as the lads discuss whether their season is about to really take off.

And, of course, there's the usual predictions, some questionable terminology and the introduction of a brand-new phrase that might just take over the football world... HOCKEY STICK, BANG!

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00:00 - Tom Fordyce Returns! The Lads Are Back Together

02:35 - Which European Football Teams Would You Support?

04:17 - Marseille, Watford & Choosing Your Overseas Club

05:00 - Halloween Has Completely Lost Its Meaning!

06:26 - Drive-Through Trick Or Treating: Has The Game Gone?

08:05 - 40 Kids Descend On One Street For Halloween!

09:25 - Halloween Treats Have Got Out Of Control

10:09 - Football's Ridiculous New Language: Philosophies & Consortiums

13:08 - Why Are Football Stewards Warming Up Like Athletes?

15:29 - Streakers, Pitch Invaders & Why The Cameras Always Cut Away

18:50 - Successful Launches?! Has The Long Ball Been Rebranded?

22:05 - Inventing New Football Statistics

25:17 - The Brighton Seagull During The Last Post

27:03 - Rehashing why Chris Stark DJ'd His Child's Birth

28:36 - Great Balls Of Fire & The Most Awkward Snip Playlist Ever

30:12 - Arsenal’s Dominant Defensive Display At Anfield

31:20 - Brighton's Title Charge: Could They Be The Next Leicester?

35:11 - Manchester United's Problems: Is It Time To Worry?

38:58 - Spurs Are BACK! Can They Really Make The Top Six?

42:18 - Why The Football Not? A Spurs Fan's Wedding Announcement

44:21 - The Predictions League: Tom Joins Starkey’s Consortium

46:02 - Manchester United vs Aston Villa

49:33 - Leeds vs Spurs & The Birth Of Hockey Stick Bang

51:21 - Sunderland vs Chelsea

53:41 - Tom's Verdict & The Podcast's Final Hockey Stick Bang

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On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete is calling in all the way from China, while Sids and Chris hold the fort in the Chumbawambar! After a 13-hour flight, a four-hour drive and a whirlwind trip that’s left Pete completely out of sync with the rest of the world, the lads get stuck into another week of football madness.

We debate the BIG question facing modern footballers: would you turn down a HUGE tax-free payday just to stay in the Premier League? From Oscar’s big-money move to China to the Saudi Pro League’s growing influence, the lads discuss ambition, loyalty and whether you can really blame players for taking the money.

Elsewhere, football really has gone mad, as the boys discuss referees using PHONES to show yellow and red cards. There’s also a look at Brighton’s emphatic 5-0 demolition of Crystal Palace, before the lads revisit some of their biggest derby-day highs and lows. Pete remembers THAT North London derby comeback with Spurs, scoring at Goodison Park and the time his QPR side were absolutely battered by Arsenal.

And if you thought training sessions were always straightforward, think again. Pete reveals how Stoke managed to go 1-0 down during a training drill… against absolutely NO ONE. Add in a rather unusual taxidermy badger purchase and you’ve got another episode packed with stories, debates and plenty of nonsense.

Finally, we predict Chelsea vs Spurs, Aston Villa vs Manchester City and Liverpool vs Brighton… who’s backing who this weekend? Will Chris extend his lead? can Sids close the gap? and will Crouchy’s predictions save him from finishing rock bottom? Get involved in the comments and let us know your picks!

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00:00 - Pete joins from China as Sids and Chris hold the fort

00:21 - Total jet lag

01:32 - Cherry Cars and Bournemouth

02:18 - China's football boom

04:57 - Pete's mad few weeks

05:17 - The awkward Agent Provocateur photoshoot

07:06 - Referees using phones to show cards

10:30 - Ref cam footage and football chat

13:16 - Pete's winning-penalty and Crouchfest idea

17:18 - Podcast in-jokes and the stuffed badger

19:37 - Oscar, China and big-money moves

20:54 - Would you leave for £350k a week?

23:03 - Saudi money, ambition and building communities

29:15 - Ronaldo's impact on Saudi football

30:01 - Brighton smash Crystal Palace 5-0

31:02 - Derby-day thrashings

33:28 - Stoke go 1-0 down against NO ONE

36:33 - Brighton's seagull mascot debate

38:15 - Pete's North London derby comeback

39:23 - The 6-0 Arsenal nightmare

40:03 - Cheering a Liverpool goal at a christening

41:34 - The lads' predictions league update

42:33 - Chelsea vs Spurs predictions

44:44 - Aston Villa vs Manchester City predictions

46:35 - Liverpool vs Brighton predictions

48:43 - The lads wrap up the weekend predictions

49:20 - Pete's final sign-off from China

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