Tiptoe daintily through the tulips of lyricism with Tim and Damian in an unusually wordy podcast episode. Explore with them the joys of metaphor, simile, assonance, alliteration, prosody and dog walks.

Discover their favourite song lyrics with another brief encounter with Tim’s old mate Art Garfunkel. All culminating in the spectral, jazz-infused brushstrokes of ‘Watercolours’,their latest re-recorded song from their old Templemen band days. It’s a belter.

Abseil down the vertiginous sheer face of rock (and pop) with Tim and Damian in another adventure-filled episode of the podcast you never knew you needed.

This time, join the lads as they recall the (Edinburgh) Fringe benefits of being in the world’s most underrated and undiscovered brilliant band.

All descending rapidly toward a pristine reworking of Tim’s least favourite (and Damian’s most favourite) song: ‘The Things We Said In Bed’.

Frankly, it’s all a bit ropey.

Hold hands once again with Tim and Damian as they skip merrilythrough the swaying, golden fields of musical nonsense.

Marvel at the lush, verdant gorgeousness of this week’s song, ‘Peter and Jane’. And hear the lads expound on the joys and merits of artistic collaboration, living in the Lake District, and Disney musicals.

It’s another forty-odd minutes of audio pleasure. With a specific emphasis on the ‘odd’.

LYRICS:

Peter and Jane

Music: Damian Scott

Words: Tim Riley

The daring deeds of a daring man

Can’t impress you in the way I can

The meek and mildness of human kindness

Can get to you

You

Peter and Jane watch movies

Shouldn’t we do that

Peter and Jane go walking

Wouldn’t that be good

And when they’re stuck for words

They gaze into each other’s eyes

And when they’re stuck for words

They gaze

Lucky for me you especially

Like to hear my voice constantly

How long will it take

For this ice to break

Through

Peter and Jane watch movies

Shouldn’t we do that

Peter and Jane go walking

Wouldn’t that be good

And when they’re stuck for words

They gaze into each other’s eyes

And when they’re stuck for words

They gaze

Now and again you seem to be

A completely different person to me

It’s so confusing

I keep losing touch

With you

Peter and Jane watch movies

Shouldn’t we do that

Peter and Jane go walking

Wouldn’t that be good

And when they’re stuck for words

They gaze into each other’s eyes

And when they’re stuck for words

They gaze