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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

By: Luke and Pete
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!Luke and Pete
Episodes
  • Your Wife Falls Into a Tiger Enclosure… Do You Jump In? | EP215
    Oct 20 2026

    Your wife falls into a tiger enclosure. Do you jump in?

    This week, the boys discuss the man who was killed after entering a tiger enclosure and question whether they’d be brave enough to help—or risk their own lives to save their wives.

    They also explore a murder case where the killer had the perfect alibi and debate whether school uniforms should be banned from adult content.

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 Pete is extremely camp

    2:33 black comedy shows don’t like stuff like…

    7:03 Man falls into tiger enclosure

    28:08 pilot tried to K*ll co-pilot, how do we stop this?

    37:10 Man kills family but has perfect alibi

    56:21 should we stop the use of school uniforms in adult content?

    1:11:55 my girlfriend cheated on me with my twin

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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • Woman Survives Botched Execution | EP214
    Oct 13 2026

    On this week’s episode of Luke & Pete Talking Sheet, the boys discuss the shocking story of a death row inmate who survived a botched execution, before acting out how they’d handle the situation themselves.

    Pete opens up to Luke about the embarrassment he felt after suffering a panic attack on the motorway.

    And this week’s dilemma comes from a man whose wife grew up in a filthy household. After spending some time staying with her family, she’s started picking up their old dirty habits, and he’s not happy about it.

    All this and more on this week’s episode of Luke & Pete Talking Sheet!

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 intro

    2:49 footballer knocks out sexual attacker

    10:58 wrestling naked

    23:38 panic attack

    31:26 death row convict survives two injections

    53:19 dilemma: my wife and her family are unclean

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • He Did Gay Scenes for Money But Swears He’s Straight | EP213
    Oct 6 2026

    On this week’s episode, the boys discuss influencer Big Stacks, who says he’s straight despite having appeared in gay adult films — apparently, it was all about the money.


    Meanwhile, Pete gets caught up in a three-way road-rage incident, and Luke somehow ends up in a fight over a pizza.


    What is wrong with these boys?


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 good looking Patreons

    6:13 “my mum tries to join on the joke”

    8:13 argument in a pizza shop

    15:02 Pete’s road rage again

    22:16 insight into male gynaecologist

    40:43 when you accidentally call someone gay

    44:31 circumcision

    50:55 she sexted her friend and she sent it to her whole family

    1:15:24 sleeping with a man for money but you’re not gay “big stacks” the influencer story

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    1 hr and 26 mins
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Luke and Pete, the two of you get me through boring work days, mucking out the horses in the wind and rain and even join me in the bath on an evening! keep it up lads, you're hilarious x

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Outrageously funny, down to earth, real. It’s so wrong at times it’s just right. It is really refreshing to have 2 very funny men talking about the everyday toil and giving opinions that can be so left field it literally has you laughing out loud. I would recommend to anyone, it’s fantastic

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Hilariously funny unapologetically to the point exactly how it should be these touring infectious and anybody who doesn’t agree needs to have a long hard look at their boring self
Honestly wish nothing but the best for these two

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absolutely love these guys! you are guaranteed to belly laugh! the only thing that brings me joy 🤣 love love love..

laugh my head off!

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I love the friendship between Luke and Pete. So many episodes to catch up on, not enough time (I dont want to stop listening once I start.

always has me chuckling

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