This week the boys talk about noticing a pattern that white women are really into LUBE and they tell each other their experiences. They also have a question from a Sheetster about when is it appropriate to just let a friendship they’ve outgrown die? That and plenty more chaos, honesty, and accidental oversharing in this week’s episode.

0:00 please don’t join if you if you can’t take a joke

3:08 Will my son want to like me one day? + charlotte is like Pete’s mum

26:10 “white women love lube” + selfish lover

37:52 Adam 22 let another man sleep with his wife now gonna fight him in the ring for money

46:26 how do you let a friendship die?

1:12:59 family members who want money

1:20:55 Fake scratch card prank too much

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What’s the real trait you need for a long, happy marriage?
(It’s not what you think, and it’s going to annoy a lot of people.)

Elsewhere, Pete is furious with the cast of Stranger Things, claiming that if he’d been given the chance, he’d have absolutely smashed it and carried the show on his back. Netflix, call him.

And finally, we meet a man whose entire Christmas was destroyed… by a Deliveroo driver.

Marriage truths, Hollywood delusion, and festive devastation — all in one episode.

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0:00 Pete jealous of stranger things stars + and having envy

9:53 letting strangers into your life

11:38 best trait to have a happy marriage

19:54 Life after fame

24:25 Pete didn’t know Jordan’s where from Micheal Jordan

26:44 child stars + not working

35:56 36 year old woman sleeps with two boys

43:31 Shout out to one of our sick Sheetsters

46:48 “are we narcissists?”

51:52 “I hold grudges”

57:25 I can’t make new friends

1:05:35 no empathy + loved ones dying

1:12:06 Dilemma about delivery driver

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On this week’s episode, the boys have a very good time breaking down what actually makes bad sex… bad. The conversation spirals into a list of emotional words that don’t exist in English, which unexpectedly unlocks a bunch of stories you rarely hear out loud. And Pete shares a hilarious tale about his dad ignoring instructions and somehow turning it into a very avoidable (and very funny) accident.

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

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0:00 Luke & Pete bind over someone they HATE!

3:36 Bad moods & Panic attacks

7:29 What my brother Found in My House After Being Away Too Long

9:36 stress as an excuse for being fat

11:08 When Embarrassment Is a Management Style

16:07 Pete couldn’t be a CEO

17:09 Divorce Saved Him Millions

18:19 Pete hates management he know all their tricks

23:02 My kids make me feel so vulnerable I have anxiety

27:03 dealing with death

29:44 Pete’s dad funny Christmas story

35:59 Emotions English Has No Word For

40:46 Am I a cuck?

43:26 man does adult videos with his own brother

45:21 fake taxi

47:15 back to the words

52:42 stories of Pete being a dad

58:30 more words

1:00:00 Pete is a very jealous person

1:02:57 making horrible jokes isn’t funny

1:13:19 more words

1:17:17 bad sex

1:23:17 The filth!!!!!

1:24:49 more words

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify

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