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| You may have heard of the Ensign, the Liahona, and the Friend, but have you heard of the Improvement Era?? The Improvement Era is the weird, eccentric great-great-grandpa of church magazines. And today, we are bringing you the wackiest articles we handpicked from 1900-1909. You’ll hear about the power of a friendly handshake, doctors’ drama over digestion, and why hot cocoa is basically the same thing as cocaine. One thing this episode will not concern itself with, however, is the tragic sorrow of the Mexican emperor, during the six months which followed his Christmas visit to the old Mexican palace occupied by his countryman and friend the Prince Salm Salm. (Don’t worry, you’ll get it later.)

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| In today’s episode, Sophia & Stella play a round of the nostalgic game, M.A.S.H. But this time, there’s a twist: it’s Mormon edition.

If you’re unfamiliar with M.A.S.H. (Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House), it is a predictive story-telling game using patterns of elimination to create an image of your future. Will you live forever in a mansion, apartment, shack, house? Will Provo, Utah be your hometown, or is the Spirit of M.A.S.H calling you to paths that you do not know?

Is Stella destined for a fruitful future as the Relief Society General President? Can Sophia avoid her fate as a polygamous wife?

Find out in today’s episode!

Predict your own future using our Mormon M.A.S.H. Template:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VgMCcuYufE9UFQEs7TnjXwkSBeNaIIrjvl9PRKRxPJM/edit?usp=sharing

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| What kind of food storage is lurking in your pantry? Flour? Powdered milk? A 5-gallon bucket of crusty old sugar? Or maybe even... a black mystery jelly canned by your grandmother in 1942?

Today, Sophia and Stella spill the dried beans on food storage. First, we'll share some crazy stories from our listeners, covering topics like Armageddon backpack drills and what to do when you inherit way too much wheat.

Then, we'll dive into the origins of food storage. Why was it such a big deal in the 70s and 80s? And has food storage rhetoric really died down in the decades since?

If you stick around until the end, you might just hear how Stella saved our family's food storage in an unconventional and, well, unappetizing way.

Sources:

https://www.lds-general-conference.org

https://www.mark-davies.org

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1973%E2%80%931975_recession?wprov=sfti1#

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_1980s_recession?wprov=sfti1#Background

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/manual/gospel-topics/food-storage?lang=eng

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/topics/food-storage/longer-term-food-supply?lang=eng

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/manual/teachings-brigham-young/chapter-31?lang=eng

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