Episodes

  • Insane Presidents, Rabid Goats & Broke Golfers
    Sep 11 2026

    Chuck and Ted tackle the week’s absurd headlines—from the Canada–U.S. trade war and political spectacle to pricey gadgets, rabid petting zoos, Saudi golf, and a very questionable sex-product map. Sharp takes, dark jokes, and the usual Less Than Ideal detours.

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    53 mins
  • Lake Names, Sex Vacations & Ancient Hikers
    Sep 4 2026

    Donald Trump’s latest stunt is a perfect example of how nonsense becomes power when enough people repeat it. This episode tears into the Lake Ontario rename fiasco, the tariff chaos, and the way political showmanship is masking real damage - on both sides of the border.Along the way, the conversation veers from Canada’s self-image and currency inferiority complex to the North American auto industry, MapQuest nostalgia, and why Americans keep getting the economics of trade completely backward. If you’ve ever wondered how absurd headlines turn into national identity arguments, this one goes there fast.

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Goodbye Dolly, Hello Trade War & Good Dad Bad Dad
    Aug 28 2026

    Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, and a water balloon world record collide in a gloriously unhinged episode about grief, gay icons, and the absolute chaos of being alive right now. If you need a laugh that swerves from pop culture nostalgia to political rage to stories so absurd they sound made up, this one is for you.

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    1 hr
  • Less Than Ideal: Bad Bodybuilding, Smokey Dancers & Pacifist Boxing
    Aug 21 2026

    Toronto’s famous Zanzibar burns down, a bodybuilder goes viral by doing steroids and drinking instead of training, and the WNBA’s newest team gets dragged into the culture war. If you like sharp takes, strange headlines, and two comics turning “less than ideal” into something weirdly entertaining, this one is for you.

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    59 mins
  • Less Than Ideal: Flights, Cheese, Politics, and Tiny Mozart Statues
    Aug 14 2026

    A loose, fast-moving conversation between Chuck Byrn and Dr. Ted Morris that starts with airline chaos and wanders through politics, aging leaders, cheese banking, AI hype, and roadside oddities. The episode is mostly comedy and observation, with each story used as a springboard into broader riffs about class, behavior, and what counts as “ideal” in a less than ideal world.

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    46 mins
  • A less than ideal time to start a new podcast
    Aug 7 2026

    This week and for all weeks going forward, Chuck Byrn and Ted Morris will strive to find the funny in today's less than ideal world. In a negative news cycle world, this show thies to seek the positive and perhaps a world that is moderately to slightly more ideal.

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    42 mins