Heidi dishonors the "my bologna has a first name" song via lyrics offensive to her sister. Bridget dishonors the legacies of famous American frontiersmen via questioning their existence. The jinglers dishonor all folks named Don via accidental (unfortunate) word choice.

Oh and the jingles they wrote for this week's product (Volkswagen) are pretty remarkable. You'll have to listen to find out why!

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Via her research, Bridget unearths a long-lost commercial featuring her childhood crush, Gary Coleman (though as usual, memory lane is rife with evidence of young Heidi's cruelty). Heidi's Scotch tape jingle begets dreams of a boffo Hollywood heyday throwback variety hour. Bridget's Scotch tape jingle begets...absurdity.

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Heidi drags inspiration corner through "the plop plops." The jinglers unveil rhythmic and wholesome OREO jingles, accompanied by a heartfelt plea to the cookie industry to pump the brakes on white chocolate.

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The jinglers award the narrow winner of the Barilla pasta challenge. Bridget introduces this week's inspiration (hint: she's lovin it!) before the gals unveil their Ziploc jingles. Praise, critique ensue.

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The jinglers introduce the Jingle All The Way structure. Heidi introduces the episode's inspiration (here's to good friends...) and discusses why this classic stuck with her for all these years. They mangle some harmony as Bridget unveils a sing-song, unsolicited jingle for Barilla pasta. Heidi then unleashes a Barilla Gorilla, which can only be described as...bananas!

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