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How to Break Up by Text

By: Allison Goldberg
Narrated by: Allison Goldberg
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 There’s only one thing better than a great love story: a crazy break-up story.

Hosted by comedian Allison Goldberg, How to Break Up by Text is an Audible Original podcast that turns real and embarrassing break-up texts into must-hear entertainment. Through hilarious reenactments and interviews with the break-up-texters themselves, top comedians and performers slide all up in our texter’s business to get to the heart of what went wrong and why. Each episode also features a guest expert dispensing sage advice to the texters, like when it actually makes sense to break up by text, pitfalls to be avoided, and concrete lessons to carry into future relationships.

With guest appearances from some of the biggest names in comedy (Margaret Cho, Joel Kim Booster, Iliza Shlesinger, Bobby Moynihan, Lauren Lapkus, Matt Walsh), How to Break Up by Text is a binge-worthy audio series that will leave you ROFL at the most cringe-worthy part of dating in the digital age.

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  • How to Break Up By Text Trailer

    How to Break Up By Text Trailer
    Feb 15 2024
    There’s only one thing better than a great love story: a crazy break-up story.

    Hosted by comedian Allison Goldberg, How to Break Up by Text is an Audible Original podcast that turns real and embarrassing break-up texts into must-hear entertainment. Through hilarious reenactments and interviews with the break-up-texters themselves, top comedians and performers slide all up in our texter’s business to get to the heart of what went wrong and why. Each episode also features a guest expert dispensing sage advice to the texters, like when it actually makes sense to break up by text, pitfalls to be avoided, and concrete lessons to carry into future relationships.

    With guest appearances from some of the biggest names in comedy (Margaret Cho, Joel Kim Booster, Iliza Shlesinger, Bobby Moynihan, Lauren Lapkus, Matt Walsh), How to Break Up by Text is a binge-worthy audio series that will leave you ROFL at the most cringe-worthy part of dating in the digital age.
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    1 min
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  • Episode 1: Bumbling and Crumbling with Joel Kim Booster, Megan Gailey and Dan Savage

    Episode 1: Bumbling and Crumbling with Joel Kim Booster, Megan Gailey and Dan Savage
    Feb 15 2024
    Alli and guests Joel Kim Booster, Megan Gailey, and expert Dan Savage chat with break-up-texters about ghosting, the lies we tell on dating apps, oversharing, and edibles.
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    46 mins
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  • Episode 2: Heart Hexes and a Dutch Oven with Gabe Liedman, Lang Fisher and Dr. Cortney Warren

    Episode 2: Heart Hexes and a Dutch Oven with Gabe Liedman, Lang Fisher and Dr. Cortney Warren
    Feb 15 2024
    Alli and guests Gabe Liedman, Lang Fisher, and expert Dr. Cortney Warren chat with break-up-texters about the most common day of the year for breakups, over-involved families, pet fish, and chaotic Uber rides.
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    49 mins
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