“It's that damned German efficiency.”

One Two Three directed by Billy Wilder and starring James Cagney, Horst Buchholz, Pamela Tiffin, Arlene Francis and Hanns Lothar

Next Time: Smart Money (1931)

“Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin' across your face.”

Episode 362 - Steel Magnolias (1989) directed by Herbert Ross and starring Sally Field, Dolly Parton, Shirley MacLaine, Olympia Dukakis, Julia Roberts and Daryl Hannah

Next Time: One Two Three (1961)

“Me? Jumping’ up and down? I’d have two black eyes.”

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) directed by Colin Higgins and starring Dolly Parton, Burt Reynolds, Dom DeLuise, Charles Durning and Jim Nabors.

Next Time: Steel Magnolias (1989)

“You’re over cookin’ my grits.”

Remember the Titans (2000) directed by Boaz Yakin and starring Denzel Washington, Will Patton, Donald Faison, Wood Harris, Ryan Hurst, Hayden Panettiere and Ryan Gosling

Next Time: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

“A falsetto child?”

Overboard (1987) directed by Gary Marshall and starring Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell, Edward Herrmann and Roddy McDowall

Next Time: Remember The Titans (2000)

“The accent's on the second syllable”

Wildcats (1986) directed by Michael Ritchie and starring Goldie Hawn, James Keach, Swoosie Kurtz, Nipsey Russell and Mykelti Williamson

Next Time: Overboard (1987)

“They think silence and integrity are the same thing.”

L.A. Confidential (1997) directed by Curtis Hanson and starring Kevin Spacey, Russell Crowe, Guy Pearce, James Cromwell, Danny DeVito and Kim Basinger

Next Time: Wildcats (1986)

“What is real? How do you define real?”

The Matrix (1999) Directed by The Wachowskis and starring Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss, Hugo Weaving and Gloria Foster

Next Time: L.A. Confidential (1997)