Episodes

  • EP169: Pill, Man (or Me)

    EP169: Pill, Man (or Me)
    Feb 16 2026
    Welcome to eppy one hundred and SIXTY NINE huns! WHEYOOOOO! This week Big Sue has gone Loopy from taking the pill and Hannah let's rip in a Steam Room. Big S has had a divorced bachelor dinner - basmati fish fingers - stunning curry or just sad? Would you recognise your loved ones dead feet? Anyway. Let's get into the stories! Story One Hannah has a creepy tale about a right twat called Daniel who's moved in with Alise... is their new house haunted? Story Two Big S takes us to the Philippines - who's up for an Aswang? Beware flattery! Story Three Hannah has a story about Trevor Bailey who finds a wooden treasure chest... haunted antique realness. CREEP OF THE WEEK (Cow Cow Cow CaCow) this week is from Becca about a SCOUSE PUB in, ya, you guessed it, Liverpool. Thanks hun, we now want to visit and see if we can spot Polly... Finally we end the episode with We Get Haunted So You Don't Have To - Big S creates some white noise, does it bring forth the spirits? ENJOY HUNS xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns MERCH IS HERE: www.ghosthuns.com Big S is doing MCSHOW! - get your tickets:https://www.museumofcomedy.com/wip-suzie-preece-mcshow/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • EP168: Aurora Bowel-Release

    EP168: Aurora Bowel-Release
    Feb 9 2026
    This week Hannah needs Aunty Valium, Edinburgh fringe looms, we hear about the rules of the tube, facelifts and we're back on the Vit D train. There's also some Traitors chat. Spoiler alert if you've watched it! And we ask - did Big S experience a hypnagogic jerk? Or ghost? We're treating you to a COW COW COW (Creep of the Week) spesh. These are some of the spookiest creepiest weirdest Listener Tales you ever did hear... strap in. Get warm. This is a goodie... Story One Hannah reads us a terrifying tale from Sophie about her son Ethan... does he see dead people? Story Two Kara from Boston has a tale about a haunted painting. Soz for the horrific attempts at accents. Read by Big Sue. Story Three A TRUE LIFE HORROR. from Sophie. Would you live in 127 Cottage Drive? Story Four This is about a very haunted motel, sent in by Nevaeh. What did they see... We end with a quickfire round for Hannah's personality. Obvs. ENJOY HUNS xoxoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns MERCH IS HERE: www.ghosthuns.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • EP167: More Sharting for Sue

    EP167: More Sharting for Sue
    Feb 2 2026
    Hey huns come see our shows - Hannah is doing hers at Top Secret Comedy Club on 16th Feb and Big S is doing hers on 4th March at Museum Of Comedy, links here: https://thetopsecretcomedyclub.co.uk/events-listings/hannah-byczkowski-rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski/ https://www.museumofcomedy.com/wip-suzie-preece-mcshow/ This week we get into the Beckham saga, Hannah's bday gift (ooo!), and of course we give a Northumberland shout out to Anna's BnB Glencoe House in Wooler, it's utterly gorgoues, give it a go! https://www.instagram.com/glencoehousewooler/ Amongst the chaos you'll discover Hannah's a brave kooky scuba diver and Suzie has a rant about periods and near shart. Story One There's something lurking off the coast off Scotland... come with us down into an eerie naval cave... read by Big S Story Two Christine is playing with her imaginary friend Harry... read by Hannah Story Three Big S has a horrid tale called 'Unsettling Uber driver'... you may never ride again. CREEP OF THE WEEK Cow cow cow! ... is from ...Amy. We go to South Tyneside Hospital to see the most COMPELLING evidence we have so far?!! WE LOVE YOU HUNS, ENJOY xoxoxox JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns MERCH IS HERE: www.ghosthuns.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • EP166: Packing Labubu

    EP166: Packing Labubu
    Jan 26 2026
    This week the gorge Harry Byczkowski is on pod (Hannah's brother for those who don't know!) - we are extra chaos throughout. On the agenda is Hannah's stalker (or the other way round?), manifesting Rachel Fairburn on the Bakerloo line and reminding ourselves of the phrases: "buy cheap buy twice" and "it's expensive to be poor". Phew. The stories: Story One Hannah has a creepy tale about a Mourning blanket... Story Two Suzie takes us to the Leprechaun Museum in Ireland. Story Three Hannah also takes us to Ireland - but this time to the Guinness factory Finally, our STUNNING Creep of the Week is from Faye... a wholesome ghost story about an uncanny medium. We finish with a Hex for Becca... Let's see where this goes... Keep us posted hun! WE LOVE YA xoxoxox ENJOY JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns MERCH IS FINALLY HERE: https://ghosthuns.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • EP165: Tankers, Russia, Amérika

    EP165: Tankers, Russia, Amérika
    Jan 19 2026
    This week (***we wrongly say eppy 166, we DO mean 165, ooopsie) the huns love hedgehogs, Hannah's not socially well and did Big S date a bad boy? We discuss army lads, exes and there's every chance the world's ending. But what a lovely time we're having. It's best we turn to the tarot to find out if WW3 is coming. Spoiler - it is the King of Wands. Which predicts Big Masculine Energy. FFS. Anyway, who cares! This week is... a Creep of the Week Special!!!! Where we hear a lovely selection of YOUR spookiest stories! COW COW COW COW! CA-COW! Story 1 Big S takes us to South London. A terrifying haunting on Anerley Hill... in Room 3B. Sent by Dio. Story 2 Hannah has a gorge story from Helena - some AUDIO EVIDENCE OF A GHOST in Devon! In Stoke Fleming...!!! Which is where we went and experienced a table tipping by itself. Story 3 Suzie gots a tale from anonymous... This is a creepy but wholesome one from the West Coast of Scotland. Story 4 Hannah narrates a stun story about the Ancient Ram Inn in Gloucestershire. VIDEO EVIDENCE! Sent by a gorge Suzi. Finally, we end with telepathy which is getting us closer to being... Pros. Sort of. ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YAAAAA xoxoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    50 mins
  • EP164: Dishes and Kisses

    EP164: Dishes and Kisses
    Jan 12 2026
    This week the Huns are taking the men for dinner and treating them to suspicious steak. All before they go and Pooh their pants at Paranormal Activity THE STAGE SHOW! (Spoiler it's SO GOOD. Get. A. Ticket.) There's a lot to unpack in the intro - did a pourous pen come from Neil's ass? Will there be fudge before bedtime? And you know what they say: BigNeckFatTongue. There's also a public service warning against hiking and toxic men. Finally, has Brendan Gleeson slidden into Hannah's DMS? Or is it just a scam? To the stories! Story 1 Big S has a story called 'The Banshee' set in West Cork. Story 2 Hannah reads a story concerning McTavish, expect ALL the accents here. Story 3 Big S tells a tale called 'My Husband keeps calling me Judy' credit: u/lets-split-up COW - CREEP OF THE WEEK - is from Kym! Those Nutcrucker fellas need to be thrown out all windows. Love this hun. ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YA AND HOPE 2026 IS BEST YET!!! JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • EP163: We Heart Rodents

    EP163: We Heart Rodents
    Jan 6 2026
    Happy New Year Huns!!! Have we got rezzies? This week we discuss our deep love for all rat life, pissy relly stress, horrific spa experiences and the true horror of Great Western Railway. Is Britain Broken? How long can we go Porridgeless before we start a revolution? Shall we all go Spain? If your blood presh gets too high, don't worry cos we're doing a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPESH to kick off 2026. Phew. Let's get into it... Story 1 Hannah narrates a story from Lucy - a paranormal investigation at the Bull and Sun - our hun is now a BELIEVER! Story 2 This is from Amber read by Big S - The Crying Boy - have you heard of this terrifying haunted painting? PHOTO EVIDENCE here. Story 3 Hannah has a tale from Sarah. About peeking... late at night. Peekaboo! Story 4 We hear from an Amazon delivery driver called Brian... what's in the backseat? Thank you gorgeous huns for your stories, we LOVE THEM. Finally we end on PAST PRESENT FUTURE tarot pull! Enjoy xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • EP162: XMAS SPESH 2025 PART TWO!

    EP162: XMAS SPESH 2025 PART TWO!
    Dec 29 2025
    Did we all have a stunning Christmas? Any horror stories to share? Let us know in comments. Meanwhile let's get stuck in. Hannah is being followed by the number 69, Suzie is off to Bath - there's big opinions on Bath - and we get into baubles. The huns casually pull the Death card. TBF is this perfect for going into the New Year? NOW FOR THE STORIES! Story 1 Hannah's got a story about a creepy car journey home for Christmas. Story 2 Big S has a tale of a Christmas Dinner gone severely wrong... Story 3 A lovely tale from Gay Paris - Je Suis Santa Clause!! Finally our Creep Of The Week COW COW COW is from... Casey! The Bennington Triangle in Southern Vermont... Very mysterious true crime story. Thanks for sending hun. Finally we predict Santas year ahead. It's NOT GOOD. Poor Stabby Santa. Hope you all had a gorgeous Christmas and here's to a STUNNING NEW YEAR TO ALL OUR HUNS IN THE WILD x JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 4 mins