Episodes

  • Which Came First: The Toilet or The Deep Fried Roast Dinner? | William Wallace (Part 1)

    Which Came First: The Toilet or The Deep Fried Roast Dinner? | William Wallace (Part 1)
    Jan 19 2026
    Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh William Wallace: Scotland’s Osama Bin Laden - who was the very tall angry man who incited England's 9/11? William Wallace (Part 1) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00: Scottish Epstein 05:52: Medieval dildos 08:31: Porridge and death 10:32: The Great High Five 14:35: Fishing for Sturgeon 17:04: Scottish Bin Laden 20:30: Tennis Tiger Mum 23:15: Pure Porridge Bunda 27:26: The Scottish Mujahideen 30:26: Scone Scoffing 33:16: Fin’s too horny 38:06: Deep fried roast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    49 mins
  • A Voodoo Schizophrenic Molesting Himself | Papa Doc: Haitian Dictator (Part 2)

    A Voodoo Schizophrenic Molesting Himself | Papa Doc: Haitian Dictator (Part 2)
    Jan 15 2026
    Papa Doc’s back, immortal & bathing with the dead. How did the President for Life die after being reborn as a God? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 – A Lesbian and Dicktator 03:19  - Spiritual cross dressing 05:33 – Burgatory 09:59 – Just Poo it 12:34 – Papa for life   15:32 – The Vampire of the Caribbean 17:35 – International law can F*ck off 21:10 – The stinking sixties 22:53 – Papa Doc killed JFK 25:40 – Bathtime 28:20 – Kidnapping to get good customer service 31:13 – Dead guy in arrivals 36:43 – Public executions on Dave    38:09 – Steely Dan, MILFs and divorce tourism 42:03 – Scores on the doors 44:45 – Molesting yourself     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    53 mins
  • Don’t Even Talk To Me Before You’ve Picked My Coffee | Papa Doc: Haitian Dictator (Part 1)

    Don’t Even Talk To Me Before You’ve Picked My Coffee | Papa Doc: Haitian Dictator (Part 1)
    Jan 12 2026
    Coffee, Voudou & Lesbians - Haiti or Hackney? How one man went from doctor to dictator armed with nothing but folklore and a lesbian sidekick. The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor 00:00 – Island Gaddafi 04:00 – But first coffee 06:30 – Haiti is in the group of death 09:15 – Voodou revolt 11:20 – Supporting black business 13:25 – The worst people occupy the worst country 16:15 – Papa becomes a Doc 20:05 – Alan Akbar 22:45 – Reads one book and becomes a dictator 23:55 – Voodou sex doll (the 28:24 – 8 man coup 30:48 – Zombie gangsters 34:30 – Madam Adolphe 38:30 – No more Mr Normal guy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    49 mins
  • Fleshlights to Fleshlights, Dust to Dust (with Joanne McNally!) | The History of Sex Work (Part 2)

    Fleshlights to Fleshlights, Dust to Dust (with Joanne McNally!) | The History of Sex Work (Part 2)
    Jan 8 2026
    Comic powerhouse Joanne McNally joins us to talk sex work from the Victorian era onwards, and also to act as the Pope’s representative on the Quickshot Launch Masturbator 3000 The History of Sex Work (Part 2/2) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters; 00:00 - serving c*nt 04:03 - Do you like neckbeards? 07:58 - He strumpets 11:17 - Arcane slurs 14:31 - Molly houses 16:12 - Mother Clap 21:24 - Victorian Prostitutes 24:03 - overrun with whores 27:59 - contagious diseases act 31:22 - Modern day sex work 34:22 - Victorian laws 36:14 - World War sex 40:37 - Wine and Women 44:20 - German prostitutes 47:52 - Chemical prophylactic 49:34 - Nazi brothels 54:48 -Pinophile Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • When Britannia Kink-Shamed The Waves | The History of Sex Work (Part 1)

    When Britannia Kink-Shamed The Waves | The History of Sex Work (Part 1)
    Jan 5 2026
    For as long as there have been fat ugly men, there have been women who charge to have sex with them. But who knew it was us free-loving, sexually liberated brits who invented all the stigma and shame? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters; 00:00 - Happy ending? 02:40 - Cockallation 06:42 - oldest profession 08:21 - The epic of Gilgamesh 10:01 - Gay sheep 12:30 - Shamhat the harlot 15:29 - Cumscription 20:57 - Ancient Greece 25:39 - When in Rome 28:57 - Lupanar 36:52 - Medieval brothels 39:18 - Cunny for your thoughts 41:44 - Gropecunt lane 45:01 - Cucks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    51 mins
  • Pull Yourself Up By Your Buttplugs | Margaret Thatcher & The Falklands (Part 6/6)

    Pull Yourself Up By Your Buttplugs | Margaret Thatcher & The Falklands (Part 6/6)
    Jan 2 2026
    By mummy’s third term she’s so high on her own supply that she thinks teaching kids about homosexuality will give them AIDS and decides taxing people for being poor is a great idea The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 - Mummy’s last term 03:36 - Mystery Bum disease 08:50 - Gaydemic 15:15 - X-Thachtor 16:50 - Don’t die of ignorance 18:26 - Section 28 23:18 - Poll Tax 28:04 - Tories turn on Thatcher 31:42 - Mummy’s gone mad 34:47 - Miner stroke 37:28 - Ding Dong 40:02 - Thatcher’s Legacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    49 mins
  • The National Union of Racist Burnt Toast | Margaret Thatcher & The Falklands (Part 5/6)

    The National Union of Racist Burnt Toast | Margaret Thatcher & The Falklands (Part 5/6)
    Jan 1 2026
    For too long, Britain’s communities had been indulging in a weird fetish for digging burnt toast out the ground whilst blacked up- so having defeated the Argies, Thatcher has a new target in her sights The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 - This lady’s not for cumming 03:59 - What is coal? 09:39 - The Miners 12:43 - The Battle of Orgreave 15:56 - Scargill, Thatcher in blackface 20:28 - History of coal 23:43 - Paddy McGee 27:53 - Aftermath of the bomb 31:34 - Arming the Khmer Rouge 35:04 - Opening the bottle of Pinochet 37:10 - The Queen Vs Thatcher 41:16 - Apartheid 43:13 - The Big Bang 47:06 - 2008 Finance crisis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    57 mins
  • A Duke of Edinburgh Award With Live Ammunition | Margaret Thatcher & The Falklands (Part 4/6)

    A Duke of Edinburgh Award With Live Ammunition | Margaret Thatcher & The Falklands (Part 4/6)
    Dec 29 2025
    Order your Not Today or British PMs T-Shirts at fumblerooskiproductions.com/store The British land on West Falkland and the land war begins, fighting hand-to-hand combat over terrain built for lesbians, until finally, 1800 islanders and half a million sheep are free The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 All roads lead to the Falklands 05:39 The final offensive 08:19 Boots on the ground 14:45 Boggy terrain 16:43 Lesbian Devision 17:59 Airpedos 23:00 The Battle of Goose Green 25:13 Yomping 27:54 Night time fighting 29:32 The Battle of Mount Harriet 31:57 Ear trophies 34:58 Surrender 38:45 Victory for mummy 43:51 Guilt free war 46:38 Rejoice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    54 mins