Episodes

  • Episode 152: What the Slash Is Up With These Killers?
    May 6 2026

    The goblins are joined by slasher experts Erik McHatton and Patrick Barb (and his anaconda) to chat about all things slasher in the horror genre. Is the trope dead? Or is it rising up for its thirteenth sequel? Find out today on this episode of the Dead Languages Podcast!


    https://linktr.ee/erikmchatton

    https://patrickbarb.com/


    Don't forget, the goblins also have new books out and they want your money!

    https://carsonwinter.com/product/the-corpse-priest-ebook/

    https://www.plmcmillan.com/store/p/wotnwebook

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    2 hrs and 7 mins
  • Episode 151: "How Far is Too Far?" Ask the Dorks on Reddit
    Apr 29 2026

    Everyone wants to know How Far is Too Far in horror, and we let 'em know what we really think of the question.

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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • Episode 150: Conspiracy Theory Horror
    Apr 22 2026

    Did you know that the government is breeding human-dog hybrids in the basement of an old Pizza Hut? Trust me, bro.

    This week, we discuss how conspiracy theories can be the seed from which your horror grows.

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Episode 149: Publishing a Book - Start to Finish
    Apr 15 2026

    In today's special episode, goblin Carson Winter shares what went into the making of his latest release The Corpse Priest. From conception to logistics, marketing and celebrating. This behind the scenes look at the nitty gritty is a great guide if you're interesting in the booky process of writing, constructing, and releasing a book!


    https://www.saltheartpress.com/corpse-priest

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Episode 148: Horror at Home
    Apr 8 2026

    Today the goblins are chatting about domestic horror.

    What happens when you can't trust your children, your parents, your spouse, your PET? When your safe space becomes the worst place?

    Don't forget the launch party to celebrate Carson Winter's newest release: THE CORPSE PRIEST is April 10th!

    Reserve your spot here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1986689714416?aff=oddtdtcreator

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Episode 147: Updates and Reddit Questions
    Apr 1 2026

    This week, the Spooky Professors put up their feet and wheel out the TV for an easy class period. We answer questions from Reddit and talk about all the cool new shit happening in our writing lives.

    Which means... Carson's THE CORPSE PRIEST is out now! Grab a copy wherever you like to buy books, and if you're in the US get it signed from Carson at carsonwinter.com

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Episode 146: Dealing with Professional Envy
    Mar 25 2026

    Don't you hate it when one of your writer friends sells a story to a big mag? What about when they get a blurb from your hero? Or go viral? Or sell a lot of books? Or—

    There's many ways envy can be stoked amongst writers and this episode we talk all about those ugly feelings and how to cope with them.

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Episode 145: Demon Horror
    Mar 18 2026

    Oh no, step bro—something with horns is standing behind you miming cunnilingus! This week, PLM and Carson are talking about Demon Horror and how it can be used in creatively.

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    1 hr and 12 mins