Yeti the Great Dane shares some of his thoughts about humans and more.

Yeti investigates the complex social dynamics between Great Danes and small dogs at the dog park.

Through his signature deadpan observations, he explores why dogs under 50 pounds seem personally offended by his existence, the inverse relationship between size and aggression, and that one Pomeranian who barked for four straight minutes without breathing.

But this isn't just comedy. Yeti delivers practical socialization advice for Great Dane owners, explains why picking up small dogs during confrontations backfires, and shares the heartwarming story of his peace treaty with Kevin the Dachshund.

1. Why lap dogs don’t exist
2. Great Danes and personal space
3. Couch ownership myths
4. Emotional support requires proximity
5. The truth about big dogs and cuddles

Tags:

great dane size, big dog cuddles, large dog myths, pet humor podcast

1. The psychology of walks
2. Why humans stall at the door
3. Sniffing: not optional
4. Proper leash respect (for humans)
5. Yeti’s official walking rules

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dog walks, great dane exercise, funny pet podcast, dog routines, large breed dogs

1. Meet Thor, Mocha, and Spicey Pumpkin
2. How puppies learn human behavior
3. Why do kids copy the worst habits
4. Family life through a Great Dane lens
5. Lessons humans accidentally teach dogs

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great dane family, dogs and kids, funny dog stories, pet parenting, dane life, dog dad podcast

1. Why humans struggle with simple routines
2. The Great Dane's perspective on “common sense.”
3. Yeti’s first official complaint log
4. Why do dogs silently judge everything
5. What this podcast is really about

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Great Dane podcast, funny dog podcast, pet humor, dog comedy, life with dogs, big dog wisdom, Dane’s delight, talking dog

Yeti exposes the real problem behind squirrel-chasing: distraction. He compares dogs vs squirrels to humans vs notifications and explains why chasing every little thing keeps you from what actually matters.

Highlights:

Why dogs obsess over squirrel

The “squirrel effect” in human life

How to ignore taunts and temptations

Choosing one real goal instead of 12 fake ones

Yeti breaks down the legendary “Great Dane head tilt” and reveals it’s not confusion at all—it’s analysis. He shows humans how to use the same pause-and-observe technique to make better decisions and avoid unnecessary drama.

Highlights:

What dogs are actually doing when we tilt our heads

Different types of tilts and what they mean

How to pause instead of react like a human

Curiosity as an emotional superpower