Episodes

  • Yeti the Dogmedian: Great Dane Humor
    Feb 3 2026

    Yeti the Great Dane shares some of his thoughts about humans and more.

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    3 mins
  • Why That Chihuahua Thinks He Runs This Place: A Great Dane's Honest Assessment
    Feb 3 2026

    Yeti investigates the complex social dynamics between Great Danes and small dogs at the dog park.

    Through his signature deadpan observations, he explores why dogs under 50 pounds seem personally offended by his existence, the inverse relationship between size and aggression, and that one Pomeranian who barked for four straight minutes without breathing.

    But this isn't just comedy. Yeti delivers practical socialization advice for Great Dane owners, explains why picking up small dogs during confrontations backfires, and shares the heartwarming story of his peace treaty with Kevin the Dachshund.

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    8 mins
  • Stop Saying “He Thinks He’s a Lap Dog”
    Jan 27 2026
    1. Why lap dogs don’t exist
    2. Great Danes and personal space
    3. Couch ownership myths
    4. Emotional support requires proximity
    5. The truth about big dogs and cuddles

    Tags:

    great dane size, big dog cuddles, large dog myths, pet humor podcast

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    4 mins
  • Walks Are Not Negotiations
    Jan 20 2026
    1. The psychology of walks
    2. Why humans stall at the door
    3. Sniffing: not optional
    4. Proper leash respect (for humans)
    5. Yeti’s official walking rules

    Tags:

    dog walks, great dane exercise, funny pet podcast, dog routines, large breed dogs

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    4 mins
  • My Kids Think You’re Weird
    Jan 13 2026
    1. Meet Thor, Mocha, and Spicey Pumpkin
    2. How puppies learn human behavior
    3. Why do kids copy the worst habits
    4. Family life through a Great Dane lens
    5. Lessons humans accidentally teach dogs

    Tags:

    great dane family, dogs and kids, funny dog stories, pet parenting, dane life, dog dad podcast

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    6 mins
  • Humans Are Not Built for Basic Tasks
    Jan 6 2026
    1. Why humans struggle with simple routines
    2. The Great Dane's perspective on “common sense.”
    3. Yeti’s first official complaint log
    4. Why do dogs silently judge everything
    5. What this podcast is really about

    Tags:

    Great Dane podcast, funny dog podcast, pet humor, dog comedy, life with dogs, big dog wisdom, Dane’s delight, talking dog

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    7 mins
  • The Squirrel Situation: A National Crisis
    Dec 30 2025

    Yeti exposes the real problem behind squirrel-chasing: distraction. He compares dogs vs squirrels to humans vs notifications and explains why chasing every little thing keeps you from what actually matters.

    Highlights:

    Why dogs obsess over squirrel

    The “squirrel effect” in human life

    How to ignore taunts and temptations

    Choosing one real goal instead of 12 fake ones


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    2 mins
  • The Psychology of the Great Dane Head Tilt
    Dec 23 2025

    Yeti breaks down the legendary “Great Dane head tilt” and reveals it’s not confusion at all—it’s analysis. He shows humans how to use the same pause-and-observe technique to make better decisions and avoid unnecessary drama.

    Highlights:

    What dogs are actually doing when we tilt our heads

    Different types of tilts and what they mean

    How to pause instead of react like a human

    Curiosity as an emotional superpower


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    3 mins