Episodes

  • EP 43: Meet the Parents
    May 6 2024

    While Ari and Colton are away in Amsterdam, Andrew joins his parents on the couch to talk the best (and worst) things to do in LA... along with a couple of embarrassing stories to boot.

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    23 mins
  • EP 42: Car Crash Radio (Feat. Colton)
    Apr 29 2024

    Andrew and Ari COME ON DOWN! It’s time to play America’s favorite game - Couch Kids Podcast - with your host… Colton Bot. Who knows what out of pocket thing he’ll say next! Prizes include aggressive radio stations, disastrous trips, unwanted concert interactions, and a grand prize of over 3,300 seconds of pure podcast fun ($1 million value)!

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    55 mins
  • EP 41: Dirty Floors and Secret Doors
    Apr 22 2024

    Much like the carpet of the CK Lounge, we are getting DIRTY this week! Join us this on this Easter record as we discuss a not so PG story from the ancient city of Pompeii, the state of Colton's shoe wearing habit, the horror of late-to-the-party platformer sequels, and how WE would design an escape room. So get those shoes on couch potatoes, you're gonna need 'em!

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • EP 40: Thumbus Wumbus!
    Apr 15 2024

    Gather round Couch Potatoes and put those spuds in the air, it’s another Couch Kids podcast! This week the boys walk you real slowly with their sanitary samples in hand, beatbox some confessions, explore Hollywood’s hidden thumb-pire of thumb movies, and answer not one, but many questions of the week! If we make you laugh, pinky promise you’ll consider giving us a thumbs up! *cough* as in hit that like button *cough*

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    52 mins
  • EP 39: Calendars and Cringe
    Apr 8 2024

    Clear your calendars folks, it’s another podcast from your favorite boys on the couch! Join us this week as we explore Colton’s calendar chaos, Disneyland’s newest Toon Town attraction, new age club ettiquette, timeouts of prom night’s past, as well as a fan mailed Q of the Week about cringe! So grab your Mickey ears and wear em’ early because that’s how the Couch Potatoes do it! R-right guys? It’s n-not lame to wear your Mickey ears early right?

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    48 mins
  • EP 38: The Final Rose with Anna
    Apr 1 2024

    This week on The Couch Kids, roses will fly, hearts will shatter, and one host in particular will cry - this is one pod you WON’T wanna miss! It’s the fated return of super special guest, Anna Hill, from the Sofa Sisters! Join your cast of Couch Kids as they exchange heated words of passion about Super Auto Pets, gambling, Reality TV, and the muppetification of movies! Couch Potatoes everywhere rejoice for drama- the Anna hour starts NOW!

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • EP 37: Dune Buckets and Muad’Dweebs
    Mar 25 2024

    Thump thump thump - is that a sand worm I hear?! No, it’s just your favorite three Couch Kids and their fellow Couch Potatoes back for another week of fun filled shenanigans! Sand step your way through a pod of Dune-pilled banter, prominent political impressions, Facebook marketplace misfortune, and of course a classic Q of the Week! Wear your Arrakis-proof goggles folks because it might get a little spicy!

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    54 mins
  • EP 36: Cyber Sliced
    Mar 11 2024

    What’s wrong, Cybertruck got your fingers?! Oh well, this pod’s got more than enough laughs to make you smile! So pop it in and let’s join the boys on an another saucy late night record as they talk bowling inflation, more cybertruck malfunctions, the origins of bananas, and eating raw chicken! So snuggle up and ditch the seasoning because this pod is best served raw!

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    51 mins