Episodes

  • Little Precious
    Aug 15 2026

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    This week the boys are back in the bed. Sam is always open to pool innovations, tells the guys about Buford Pusser, and can't remember if he had a bed. Nathan explains the wrestling handshake to Becker, hears about a piece of furniture destruction Sam had kept secret, and found out the $1 lighter lie years ago.

    00:00 The Lights Just Came On

    01:59 Frog Style

    03:01 Little Thought Experiment

    05:23 Maybe When I Get Home I'll Dream

    07:22 It's Right There

    08:50 A Lot More Time For Puzzles

    12:55 There's A Name For That

    14:55 This Game's For Kids

    16:58 Move Me!

    18:04 Sneaking Up On People In The Woods

    20:02 Always Working

    25:59 Do We Wanna Be Tough Guys?

    27:46 A Big Bed

    29:32 Working Man Don't Need No Bed

    31:51 On Wild'n Out

    34:35 With What?

    36:54 Write What You Know

    38:53 The Devil Can't See Ya

    40:50 The House Needs A Cigarette?

    41:48 Leave It Wrecked

    43:34 Little Early

    46:08 Just Have An Extra Pair Of Sheets

    48:56 Last Time In Tamper

    50:03 We Didn't Weigh In For That

    54:11 He's Back

    56:02 Oh? It's A Misty

    57:52 Why Is That The Solution

    58:53 To Put A Bow On

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  • My Name's Astro Crag
    Aug 9 2026

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    This week the boys are back together in Nashville! Sam imagines a prisoner that has been in since 1997, remembers Lund trying to book a road gig for the boys over the phone, and tells the fellas about his time at Tom's wedding. Nathan is not going to do a skin care routine, reminds the boys about Mo from G.U.T.S., and has a new idea for Ran Barnaclo and him to do together. It's A Tom Jones Song. Like A Bear.

    00:00 Right Down The Barrel

    01:03 All Bent Over

    03:31 Don't Know What They Like Here

    04:45 That'd Be Tough

    08:14 Look At Him Once

    10:51 A Pack Of Real Ones

    13:24 Aggro Crag

    15:26 Often Impassable

    18:25 Not Talking About Salon

    20:53 Korean Prison

    25:08 Let's Add A Show

    28:08 Still Haven't Gotten The Stink Out

    32:17 Tricked Clayton New Mexico

    34:46 I Think It Was Coolidge

    36:24 Does It Make More Sense?

    39:40 Full Throttle Busy

    44:10 Whole Squad's There

    46:17 Maybe Someone Should Check On Him

    48:55 Crushing Tom's Mom

    50:32 More Fun Than Anyone

    51:44 We'll Never Know Who

    53:05 No I Fucking Don't

    55:33 Still Like To Do Some OF The Poses

    57:15 Good News!

    58:24 Jibber Jabber

    01:00:36 He's Dead

    01:05:42 Sponsor A Dream

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Ya'll Got Ice Cream?
    Aug 2 2026

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    This week Lund and Becker are together in the church. Nathan remembers getting the plate switch-a-roo, will need more to keep him from Lucy's, and tried a new sandwich shop that he was told was always there. Jake saw a cat get rocked, has been clocking the town ambulances, and realized his child brain made Beth a goblin smusho.

    00:00 Group Watch Party

    01:43 My Three Gerbils

    04:09 Cool Belt

    07:28 We All Click

    09:26 Too Hot

    11:17 Ate Some Other Animals Guts

    14:01 Mass Hysteria Type Stuff

    16:30 It Said 92

    18:19 Sleep Apnea

    21:41 If It Works It Works

    23:01 Stay With Dog And Beth Sometimes

    25:30 Thinks They're Manhunters

    27:42 Little Plastic Bullshits

    30:44 No Tortillas

    32:11 Locked In A Room That's Just Candy

    33:52 200 Feet From The Club

    35:58 Love And Sandwiches

    40:53 I Knew It

    42:26 And One Behind His Ear

    45:22 Thirteen Bucks

    48:01 Pulling In Behind You

    50:15 Like A Good Boy

    52:39 Full NPC

    54:04 Underpass Guys

    56:19 Why I Like Wrestling Now

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    1 hr
  • I'm On Two
    Jul 25 2026

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    This week the boys are all back together in Tulsa! Sam tells the fellas about a cool new non-fiction book he read, reveals his idea to handle long leashes, and remembers seeing his grandpas gun. Nathan ponders how bikers get into the water, can't imagine getting bunned, and unknowingly celebrated his birthday the same way his sister celebrated hers.

    00:00 We Know How To Read Screens

    01:03 Japanese Kiss

    03:09 Another Blast From The Past

    04:05 Seeing Your Teacher Outside Of School

    06:00 Really Admired His Eye

    07:29 Pitch On A Condo

    08:46 Not My Problem

    10:13 Make Out

    12:39 CLUB.

    15:16 Jodeci Real Loud

    17:52 Not In This State

    19:33 Part Of Getting Older

    20:24 Thinking About The Pool

    25:21 Robot Horse

    28:36 Cheap Pop

    29:22 Necro Butcher

    32:20 Such Meaty Wobblers

    34:37 Muppet Babies

    38:14 Stay Out Of That Cave

    39:53 Double Dog Dare You

    41:17 Our Wives Can't Be Mad

    42:29 Burning Something

    44:09 I Did The Same Thing

    46:39 Mulligan Stew

    50:07 No Ones Going To Hurt You Honey

    51:57 I'm A Boy

    55:45 Immediately Bitten By Bugs

    58:07 Sammy Had A Job For A Day

    01:01:39 Huck Finn Type

    01:05:11 High Barrier For Pain

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • If It Lands On Stage I Have To Eat It
    Jul 19 2026

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    This week the boys start off getting Sam to sit in frame. Sam went back to the human zoo, tells the guys about some fun bits he ran, and recaps his night at Shane's show this weekend. Nathan is in a race against time, wants to know who threatened Sam, and would be scared if he found that notebook.

    00:00 From Back Here

    02:02 In As Many Days

    05:01 What Government Figure?

    07:30 Back To The Sewer

    09:54 You're Busy, I'm Not

    12:28 Soft Silent Food

    14:32 Stepped In Dog Poop

    18:00 Blind Item

    22:11 Reverse Benjamin Button

    26:18 Thought It Was Overcast

    29:02 Bottle Rocket

    32:53 Running Around Doing Gags

    34:50 Strange Clumpings

    36:54 National Anthem

    40:33 Lot L Is Where I Need To Go

    45:22 Almost Perpetrated

    48:45 Start To Finish

    53:23 More Fun To Not Know

    56:36 I Don't Mean Pouring Some OJ

    59:41 Mustache And A Wig

    01:01:59 Virtuoso On Display

    01:05:10 You See Me Almost Every Weekend

    01:07:51 Then It Was Time

    01:10:31 The Funniest Thing That Happened All Night

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • Albert's Turkey w/ Zak Toscani
    Jul 12 2026

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    This week Zak Toscani joins Nathan and Becker in the church. Nathan showed a new friend his spider, tells the guys about when narcs tried to get into the old party house, and doesn't know how or when Beanie is dropping treats for him upstairs. Zak imagines a guy that puts his own spin on crucifix structures, tells the boys about a new imprisonment drug, and explains an amazing dollars for coins scam.

    00:00 Coming Back Fast

    01:55 Sad Peanuts

    03:23 Giant Orb Weaver

    05:10 Movie Night

    06:48 Your Fear Still Holds

    07:44 Wanna See A Big Spider?

    08:46 What If This Was My Eyebrow

    10:40 One Arm Just Swinging

    11:28 What If We Teamed Up Bro?

    14:27 Is He Undercover

    18:21 This Is The Real Deal

    20:17 Stretching Time

    22:25 Time Loop

    26:00 Jigs Casey

    27:52 Big Christmas Parade

    30:12 Thanksgiving In Albuquerque

    35:00 Rats Mouth

    39:04 Pork Futures

    45:24 Don't Notice Them In Urinals Anymore

    48:29 Rejection Of Vapes

    50:59 Not Just 5 People

    52:43 They Get A Bad Rap

    54:43 The Social Aspect

    57:41 Glad It Was Early

    59:38 Showing Up Sunday Night

    01:02:12 Zak Unleashed

    01:07:16 There Were Hair And Makeup People

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • That's A Conflict Soup
    Jul 3 2026

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    This week the boys are all back home after their big celebration. Sam feels like he's between a rock and a hard place with fireworks, remembers being a Slipknot lyric, and kept popping into the kitchen. Nathan is not doing the ren fair despite the turkey legs, thinks he figured out our problem getting the gals jetski rides, and picked out a fella that looks like he's on Sesame Street.

    00:00 You Got To Get Outta There

    02:54 Nobody Tells Me What To Do

    04:31 I Used To Touch It All The Time

    06:38 That's The City's Problem

    08:12 Let's Get To The Bottom Of This

    09:52 They Grow From Dirt

    12:22 6 Hours With Chat GPT

    13:31 Still Haven't Seen It

    16:06 It's Illegal In Denver

    18:12 I'm The Diamond Man Of The Hole

    19:34 We Are Not The Same

    20:55 He Was Driving A Milk Truck

    22:02 Two Casualties

    24:16 Done The Simulation A Million Times

    25:27 Some Sucker Steps To You

    28:01 Hell Of A Crew

    30:01 Loose Strange

    31:17 Can My Homegirl Get A Ride?

    33:06 Confronted With How Old We've Become

    35:48 Gets In The Flaps

    37:40 Oh It Did

    39:20 Running To The Freezer

    41:23 Wack Pack

    44:43 Generational Performance

    47:51 In Mayor Mode

    48:59 Cut In Line For Caricature

    51:14 Everybody Nailed It

    53:50 Doing Everything Right

    56:15 Want To Know My Mental Illness?

    58:48 Is This A Movie Star Party?

    01:01:04 Shirtless Drifters

    01:03:58 Living Forever

    01:06:32 Quick Hits

    01:09:20 What's It All Mean?

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • The Garden Dosa
    Jun 26 2026

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    This week the boys get one remote before the big weekend. Sam had to sing all the songs and play all the instruments, met a lustful older woman, and tries out a couple of new characters. Nathan has to get back to dancing after this, pictures living in the tiny house, and thought it was a French word.

    00:00 Based On Your T Shirt

    01:00 Cactus Touching

    03:37 The Only Dog In Town Now

    05:11 The Brown Cloud

    06:45 Lund Hates Characters

    08:00 Feel Free To Ask Questions

    09:25 It Was Weed

    10:54 Spin Some Tunes

    14:06 Flopping All Over The Place

    16:02 Even Longer Downtown

    18:50 Hat Clocking Me

    21:16 White Castle By One

    24:09 Coming Of Age Tale

    27:53 John Popper Style

    29:51 LSD In Mexico

    32:10 Pleasures All We Have

    34:14 Full Of Spiders

    36:41 Win Win

    39:28 For The Party

    41:21 0 For 3

    46:12 I Was The Shadow

    50:34 No More Room In Detroit

    52:58 All Be Dead Come Monday

    55:26 Those Are Your Big J-Lo Joints

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    59 mins