Episodes

  • Don't Kick The Milk
    Mar 6 2026

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    This week the boys are all together remotely. Sam tells the fellas about his movie date with Pat, wonders how many patties were party, and wants to know if he happened to us. Nathan realized why Sam likes the poorly rated movies on rotten tomatoes, tells us about his milk disaster, and reminds the boys that Boston will be St. Patricks weekend.

    00:00 He's Already In Trouble

    02:54 Date Tonight

    05:25 All About Quiet Film

    07:59 Fuddruckers Breakthroughs

    09:43 Bringing Joy And Life

    13:34 Stripe The Glass

    15:42 Thought It Had A 98

    17:39 Mental Note

    19:32 Saved You The Movie

    20:58 It Just Said Dog

    22:36 Slime Era

    27:50 One In One Out

    28:26 National Award

    32:34 Taffy Man

    34:17 The Repercussions

    36:10 It's Going Under The Car

    38:03 The Dumpster Looks Insane

    41:21 My Mantra

    44:34 Fat Skinwalkers

    50:21 Wanted To Wait

    51:55 No Internet

    53:50 Don't Be A Hero

    55:38 Good News In A Crazy World

    57:09 Will We Survive?

    59:51 What's Going On In Trinidad

    01:01:39 Its Not A Bank Holiday

    01:03:21 The Young Composer

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • No Perps, No Vics
    Mar 2 2026

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    This week the boys are together in Springfield without Becker. Sam has a new trick to hide baldness, had 20 minutes on stage that he thought he was dying, and ran the whole way through O'hare. Nathan remembers how much he didn't like calling bingo, recalls the crime scene they came home to, and learns what the Chick-fil-a nugget challenge is.

    00:00 Can You Acapulco It?

    02:20 Annoying Shower

    04:12 Why Do You Think I'm Going Up?

    07:05 Counting Tiles

    10:30 Giving Away Candles

    12:41 Playing The Hits

    14:33 Muscle Pain

    16:16 Not One But Two

    17:12 Something Bad Went Down

    19:20 What Look Like Stars

    21:01 No One Believes You

    24:44 Was A Mule Going To Sleep Here?

    31:01 At Some Point He Stood Up

    33:05 I Wrote The Whole Thing

    37:52 I Missed All Of That

    39:02 I Don't Care If We Ever Move

    42:29 Hey Guess What? It Happened Again

    45:44 Says Its Delayed

    50:39 Day 2 Of 3

    52:56 Look Man

    54:23 Yeah You Do

    56:23 They Don't Get Warm

    58:51 Sad Shirts

    01:00:00 Wasted Four Hours

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • His Own Haha Hand
    Feb 22 2026

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    This week the boys are all together in Albuquerque. Sam loves city planning now, teaches the fellas about a drinking game he used to play, and has updates about his new roommate. Nathan has been trying a new name for New Mexico, was reminded of the old days post show smokedowns, and doesn't understand having Vh1 but not MTV.

    00:00 Poker Coverage

    02:26 I Am The Barrel

    03:31 He's Been Rotating

    05:15 Bunch Of Flips

    07:20 Right Next To It

    09:21 The Real Wild Card

    12:07 Albuquerque Legends

    15:07 Here Was The Game

    18:15 This One Has Potential

    21:35 He Reeks All The Time

    23:10 Tent Peg Bundy

    24:52 Doing The Peewee

    27:53 I Put It In The Dryer

    30:51 Snow Poison

    32:23 New Addiction

    33:49 Delta Is Riding High

    36:27 Same Kabuki Theater

    39:36 Y2K

    41:55 Harry And Tonto

    44:04 Doesn't Have The Same Ring To It

    45:43 Flashback

    47:58 Wasn't Going Down

    50:37 Carlos Teaches ABQ Slang

    53:37 Feeling A Little Chubbie

    57:58 Kinked It

    59:29 I Live Next Door

    01:02:03 Historically

    01:04:30 My God

    01:06:56 Always Had Vh1

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Like A Million Swords
    Feb 15 2026

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    This week the boys are al together in Raleigh! Sam tells the boys about the time The Fine Gents did show at a hash festival, remembers be directed to his own special chair, and tells some stories from Mouth House days. Nathan is reminded of last valentines day, loves the idea of casts in football, and wants to talk about Professor X. Nub for Nub.

    00:00 My One And Only

    02:15 Tough Valentines Day

    04:04 Not Redacted

    06:39 Legalize It

    08:34 I Gotta Revamp

    09:44 The 710 Cup

    13:55 Thought He Did His Time

    15:23 The Devil

    16:20 New One Every Summer

    18:03 Make A Rule

    20:03 Had A Head Slap

    22:15 Looked Down In The Mirror

    27:11 Drinking Horchata

    30:32 Sexual Tear

    31:41 Half My Life

    33:35 Lint Hash

    34:54 We Needed One More Person

    38:25 That Red Stains Your Shirts

    42:33 Quick Break

    44:19 Nun Holding A Crocodile

    46:52 How Sacred It Is

    48:17 Encased

    51:55 The Sword Will Help Man

    53:48 Don't Want Any Of That

    55:17 They're Like The Dead

    58:00 Tip For The Young People

    01:01:22 Penalty Box Over Here

    01:03:39 Where's The Bag Bonzo?

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Big Air Don't Care
    Feb 8 2026

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    This week the Sam and Becker are at Sophie's place in Denver to watch the Olympics and Football. Sam explains to Sophie why he is rooting for the Patriots, got to be a snow bunny, and is pretty upset there isn't an egg foo yung waiting for him. Sophie really loves the USA for two weeks, barely had hoop bangs, and teaches Sam how to watch the Olympics.

    00:00 Socks And Pace Picante

    02:41 22 States

    03:23 Block Child

    05:48 The Man Is Gleb

    08:42 Two Crimson Flamingos

    10:10 Regret That Tattoo

    12:24 Pork Pie

    15:52 Let Her Have Her Speed

    19:34 Think They Just Did Something

    21:22 What's Wrong With Him?

    25:19 She's Bleeding

    26:56 Didn't Want To Wait In Line

    28:19 The Dads Left

    32:10 Wants To Be Bane

    34:00 It Would Make Sense

    36:24 Y2K In The Desert

    39:09 Skunk Mop's On Our Team

    42:25 What's Vince Doing?

    46:58 Ride That Donkey Brother

    49:14 Head Written On Them

    51:12 Chunky And Too Much Sun

    53:39 Came Down Squished

    55:16 They Have To Work?

    01:00:20 Busted

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • So Many Hose Baths
    Jan 29 2026

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    This week the boys are all together again in Portland. Sam tells the boys about how he double dipped on the MC, got mistaken for someone else, and is bringing back swing this year. Nathan thinks it should come out on 9 11, wants Sam to read it to us, and got accused of wrongdoing in the park.

    00:00 I Keep Saying

    01:57 Feeling Squirrely

    04:17 You Remember?

    07:10 This Foot Thing

    09:50 Did Some Damage

    11:47 Did You Wear A Bra?

    13:46 Swimming At Night

    16:08 Quit Just Yelling

    18:02 Clear Car

    20:45 Come On Over To The Buffet

    22:22 I Love What You Do For This City

    25:13 There's No Way

    29:12 Hanging Out With You

    35:38 POD

    37:41 Underneath A Baby Doll

    39:28 Swing Revival

    41:51 Clarinet Or Nothing

    43:39 Sleep In The Driveway

    47:47 Crank It

    49:59 Male Reading

    53:46 You Have To Sell 10 Thousand

    54:29 Pillow Right On There

    55:51 That Was A Thrill

    57:27 Used One

    59:56 Fun With Colors And Shapes

    01:00:53 Times We've Cried

    01:02:00 Certain Dirty Duo

    01:03:43 He's Lying To You

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Like A Football
    Jan 25 2026

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    This week Sam got stuck at home and the boys are going remote. Sam explains his nasty travel day, wonders if Lund got haunted, and wants to get into upscale hot chocolate. Nathan has a theory about how Sam became ill, played an amazing game of truth or dare, and wants to know if Sam took the chicken.

    00:00 I Live Downstairs

    01:32 Confirm? Deny?

    03:16 Clear Throat

    05:45 In The Middle

    08:00 Not Screaming

    09:42 4 or 5 bowls

    12:04 Only A Glimpse

    15:54 Throbsite

    17:27 My Old PE Teacher

    19:46 Invented Soul Music

    22:45 Fruit Roll Up

    24:54 Got That Rumor Going

    26:54 Brought The Ruckus

    30:35 A Little Treat

    33:25 Spilling It

    35:10 Not A Lot Of Hockey

    37:30 It's Too Much

    39:05 Not Really That Concerned

    40:49 What Are You Doing Down There?

    45:02 Over At My Best Friend

    47:08 Eyeliner On?

    48:22 What's In The Cart

    54:00 OT's Dad

    57:09 Speaking Of Chubby Behemoths

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    59 mins
  • Soft And It's Your Problem
    Jan 17 2026

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    This week the boys are all together in Texas! Sam shows Lund his search page, doesn't believe people can write on rice, and explains the plot of an insane rom-com to the fellas. Nathan only got mad playing games by himself, is glad he didn't grow up with internet, and remembers being shocked because it looked like decent sized burrito.

    00:00 Narrow Fellow

    02:32 Billie Eilish Trailer

    04:08 Mama Plugs

    06:53 Stop Stunning Me

    10:36 Twister Right?

    12:15 Your Brain Is Bad

    14:07 You Eat The Shells?

    15:34 Single Grain of Rice

    18:15 Sweet Baby Ray's

    21:21 Lizard Was Burned

    23:07 Fold Up Real Small

    24:58 Picture On The Wall

    27:12 Mark Cuban Style

    31:27 Lesser Bateman Vehicle

    33:57 Titular Switch

    37:30 Getting Examined

    38:40 I'm A Big Fan

    40:06 Human Zoo

    43:29 Too Much Yogurt At Lunch

    46:18 Blind Elephant

    49:01 Tye Dye Bandana

    53:44 We Got A Good Thing

    55:41 Mentalist Lund

    56:51 Blind As Hell

    59:21 I'm Off The Leash

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    1 hr and 3 mins