Harmony Shanti McStrife returns with more complaints for Art Cox.

Catch The Bureaucrat and more great original comedy on Canned Meat Theatre.

New episodes are on the way....

Voices:

Harmony: Violet Nemazie

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Season 2 continues, now with extra feelings!

Featuring: Disney Princesses… The Bureaucrat… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda!… Murder She Wrought… Those Meddling Kids… CMT Ads…
and More!

“Disney Princesses” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
Anna: Sarah Zavala
Elsa: Lillian McGuinness

“The Bureaucrat: The Lawyer” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

Voices:
Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
James Ross: Suleiman Tarrer
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Kelly: Rachael Tillman
Maya Mistry: Violet Nemazie

“Cold Case Diaries with Amanda! #3” written by Wayne Cothron

Voices:
Amanda Bennett: Rachael Tillman
Alister LeBeau: Jeffrey S. Herman
Shane: Jaxon Powers

“Murder She Wrought” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
J.F.: Jennifer Kalison
Scarlett Collins: Sarah Zavala
The Devil: Jeffrey S. Herman

“Those Meddling Kids” written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
Sgt. Hanna: Larry Calabretta
Det. Barbera: Ysela Williams
Velma: Rachael Tillman
Fred: Suleiman Tarrer
Daphne: Lillian McGuinness

CMT Ads written by Wayne Cothron

Voices:

#1 "Truly Mellow CBD"
Kevin: Jaxon Powers

#2 "Famefest"
Rex Mallory: Michael Lamberti

Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell

Sound Effects:

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Season 2 continues with this short but sweet episode while we work on bringing you even more!

Featuring: Shopping Trip… … Dee & Jay… The New Product Line … Restaurant Ads…

and More!

“Shopping Trip” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
Husband: Doug McDowell
Wife: Rachael Tillman


“Dee & Jay” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
Dee: Kimberly DiPersia
Jay: Clinton Hughes

“The New Product Line” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
Herman (CEO): Erik Deckers
Lily: Lillian McGuinness
Frank: Tony Taylor
John: Doug McDowell

Special chewing foley effects by Erik Deckers

“Restaurant Ads” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:

# 1 Fuggetaboutits
Tony: Tony Taylor
Pauly: Doug McDowell

#2 Pussy & Pup
Becky: Jennifer Kalison

#3 Paddy McCrackens
Mike: Tony Taylor
Tom: Erik Deckers

Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell

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Season two is here! We can’t believe it either.

Featuring: Last of the Hunter Gatherers… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda!… The Bureaucrat… CMT Comics Secret Origins: The Nipple… Pre-Life Processing Center…

and More!

“Last of the Hunter-Gatherers” written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
Host/Anthropologist: Jeffrey S. Herman
Tribal Man 1: Jaxon Powers
Tribal Woman 1: Jennifer Kalison
Tribal Man 2: Doug McDowell
Tribal Woman 2: Ysela Williams


“The Bureaucrat: The Rat” written by Wayne Cothron & Doug McDowell (from an idea by Doc Anthony Bravo)

Voices:
Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
Harmony Shanti McStrife: Violet Nemazie
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Kelly: Rachael Tillman
Phillip Lopez: Clinton Hughes
Gwen Lopez: Jennifer Coe

“CMT Comics Secret Origins: The Nipple!” written by Erik Deckers

Voices:
Announcer/Dr. Mystic: Doug McDowell
The Nipple: Clinton Hughes
Red Menace: Erik Deckers
Blue Suede: Sarah Zavala
Lasso Girl: Rachael Tillman
Barrage: Suleiman Tarrer

“Cold Case Diaries with Amanda! #2” written by Wayne Cothron

Voices:
Amanda Bennett: Rachael Tillman
Lilith Queen: Kimberly DiPersia
Shane: Clinton Hughes

“Pre-Life Processing Center” written by Jeffrey S. Herman

Voices:
Voiceover (Intercom): Violet Nemazie
Michael: Jeffrey S. Herman
Claire: Paige Weisheimer
Marcus: Suleiman Tarrer
Zoe: Lillian McGuiness


Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell

Special foley effects in “The Nipple”: Erik Deckers

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Happy New Year!

Season 2 is on it's way. Stay tuned...

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A selection of the very best sketches from Canned Meat Theatre so far, plus some commentary from the writers (what are those?).

Stay tuned for our new season coming in 2026!

“The Night Podiatrist,” written by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell (Episode 2)

Voices:
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Ina Trouble: Jennifer Kalison

“The Bureaucrat: No Day at the Beach” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell. (Episode 2)

Voices:
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Debra: Jennifer Kalison

“After Happily Ever After” written by Jeff Rembert. (Episode 7)

Voices:
It’s Kim: Kimberly DiPersia
Snow White: Jennifer Kalison

“Bitch Bar” written by Doug McDowell (Episode 9)

Voices:
Announcer (Male): Jeffrey S. Herman
Announcer (Female): Toni Deckers

“Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell (Episode 6)

Voices:
Ken Burns: Doug McDowell
Col. Thomas P. Jones: Jeff Rembert
Lt. Samuel R. Smith/Pvt. Benjamin “Boomer Dalton: Michael F. Lewis
Clara Ramsay: Kimberly DiPersia
Capt. Alexander Lippincott: Doc Anthony Bravo


“Superheroes Day Off” written by Jennifer Kalison (Episode 9)

Voices:
Barb (Blue Suede): Sarah Zavala
Diane (Lasso Girl): Rachael Tillman
Customer 1: Doug McDowell
Customer 2: Toni Deckers
Customer 3: Michael F. Lewis


“Purity Weekend” written and directed by Toni Deckers (Recorded live August 25, 2025)

Voices:
Youth Pastor Laura: Toni Deckers
Betsy: Rachael Tillman
Alyssa: Kimberly DiPersia
Katie: Andrea Howells

“That’s Florida for You!” written by Erik Deckers (2025 Halloween Special)

Voices:
Johnny Sunshine: Jeffrey S. Herman
Jake: Michael F. Lewis
Billie Mae: Rachael Tillman
Summer: Toni Deckers
Announcer: Doug McDowell

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A special Halloween episode! Just for you! (not really.)

Featuring: Gothrobics… Extreme Home Makeover: Forensics Edition… The Bureaucrat… I Wanna Dance with Somebody… Crime & Wine: A Millennial True Crime Podcast… Inexplicable: First Contact?… That’s Florida For You!…

and More!

Credits and Attribution:

“Gothrobics” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
Velonia: Jennifer Kalison
Ms. Wolski: Lillian McGuinness


“Extreme Home Makeover: Forensics Edition” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
Sy: Doug McDowell
Aileen: Sarah Zavala
Eddie: Michael F. Lewis
Detective: Sharon McKay Anguin


“The Bureaucrat: Halloween 2025” written by Wayne Cothron & Doug McDowell

Voices:
Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Kelly: Rachael Tillman
Mayor Leo/Alfred: Jeffrey S. Herman


“I Wanna Dance with Somebody!” written by Toni Deckers

Voices:
Lisa: Toni Deckers
Dara: Rachael Tillman

“Crime & Wine: A Millennial True Crime Podcast” written by Jeffrey S. Herman

Voices:
Madison: Lillian McGuinness
Tyler: Jaxson Powers
Kai: Paige Weisheimer
Professor: Jeffrey S. Herman


“Inexplicable: First Contact” written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
V-Mail: Jennifer Kalison
Narrator/Weird Voice: Sharon McKay Anguin
Artie: Larry Calabretta
Gary: Michael F. Lewis
A.J.: Jaxson Powers

“That’s Florida for You!” written by Erik Deckers

Voices:
Johnny Sunshine:
Jake: Michael F. Lewis
Billie Mae: Rachael Tillman
Summer: Toni Deckers
Announcer: Doug McDowell


Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell

Sound Effects:
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Another live show!
Featuring some of your old favorites and some brand new material. Enjoy!

Produced as part of the Next Step Screenplay series by All the Line Studio and Incubator.

Recorded live at Bynx, Orlando, Florida
August 25, 2025

Directed by Doug McDowell

Sound Design and Recording: Michael F. Lewis

Artistic Director for All the Line Studio and Incubator: Kimberly DiPersia

Curator for Next Steps Screenplay Series: Jeff Rembert

Cast:
Stede Bonnett
Doc Anthony Bravo
Ryan Burke
Toni Deckers
Kimberly DiPersia
Jeffrey S. Herman
Andrea Howells
Jennifer Kalison
Michael F. Lewis
Doug McDowell
Rachael Tillman

Sketches:

“Please Be Advised” by Doug McDowell
“Superheroes’ Day Off” by Jennifer Kalison
“Shelf Help with Shari Phelps! #3” by Jennifer Kalison
“Neighborhood Dysphoria” by Doug McDowell
“The (Mis) adventures of Astroman” by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell
“Purity Weekend” by Toni Deckers
“Miss Fortune” by Andrea Howells
“The Bureaucrat- Mashup #2” written by Wayne Cothron, Andrea Howells and Doug McDowell
“Thr Cryptopsychiatrist” by Andrea Howells
“Last of the Hunter-Gatherers” by Doug McDowell
“Will and Testament” by Andrea Howells
“The Dessert” by Doug McDowell

Music:
““Desert City”, “Mystery Bazzar”, “Shamanistic”,and “Tabuk” - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License (CCBY 4.0) http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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