Our witchy, bitchy, slightly itchy Halloween spectacular! No cap.

Featuring: PolterTask… Hecate’s Hard-to-Place Cat Rescue… Witches’ Court… The Night Podiatrist… Zoom Séance… The Big Bad Parole Hearing… The Original Candyland…

and More!

This episode is dedicated to our good friend and collaborator Erik Deckers, to whom we wish a speedy recovery and all the best for him and his family.

Use the link below if you’d like to contribute the GoFundMe fundraiser for Erik:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/helping-erik-recover-the-gift-of-time

“Halloween Announcements” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
Train: Jennifer Kalison
Plane: Suleiman Tarrer


“PolterTask” written by Scott Hahnert

Voices:
Host: Jaxon Powers
Matt: Nick Robles
Brandy: Rachael Tillman
Poltergeist: Jennifer Kalison


“Hecate’s Hard-to-Place Cat Rescue” written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
Lenora: Ashley Bruno
Hester: Violet Nemazie


“Witches’ Court” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
Hansel: Ryan Burke
Hazel: Marilyn McGinnis
Judge: Elaine Person


“The Night Podiatrist: Gladys & Peggy” written by Erik Deckers and Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Gladys: Toni Deckers
Peggy: Janell Christina


“Zoom Seance” written by Erik Deckers

Voices:
Madame Zelda: Violet Nemazie
Candace: Toni Deckers
Sheila: Kimberly DiPersia
Keith: Suleiman Tarrer
Harold: Chuck Blair


“The Big Bad Parole Hearing” written by Wayne Cothron

Voices:
Steven Reed: Doug McDowell
Martin Clark: Larry Calabretta
Judith Pine: Jennifer Kalison
Charlie: Jeffrey S. Herman


“The Original Candyland” written by Jeffrey S. Herman

Voices:
Narrator: Jeffrey S. Herman
Mrs. Hexenbaugh: Marilyn McGinnis
Danny Malone: Lillian McGuinness


Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound Design by Doug McDowell

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He doesn’t know a lot about love…but he knows a lot about feet.
A special episode featuring a double-header (footer?) of The Night Podiatrist.

“The Night Podiatrist: Peggy Returns” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Peggy: Janell Christina

“The Night Podiatrist: Gladys Returns” written by Erik Deckers

Voices:
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Gladys: Toni Deckers

Narration written by Doug McDowell

Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell

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Another fine product- from your friends at Canned Meat Theatre!

Featuring: Superhero Side Hustles… The Honest Consignment Store… The Night Podiatrist… Pet Rock w/Mole… Bellevue Beach PD…

and More!

“CMT Comic Presents: Superhero Side Hustles” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
Announcer: Doug McDowell
Lasso Girl: Rachael Tillman
Blue Suede: Sarah Zavala

“The Honest Consignment Store” written by Toni Deckers

Voices:
Collette: Toni Deckers
Vivienne: Janell Christina
Barbara: Sarah Zavala

“The Night Podiatrist: Gladys” written by Erik Deckers

Voices:
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Gladys: Toni Deckers


“Pet Rock w/ Mole” written by Caitlin Cherniak

Voices:
Katherine: Jennifer Coe
Gina: Toni Deckers


“Bellevue Beach PD: Prop Dredging” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
Barney Linden: Jeffrey S. Herman
Sara: Rachael Tillman
Sandy Shoals: Andrea Howells
Amy Reddick: Elaine Person

Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell

Sound Effects:

Seashore Atmos LW2.aif by George_Papargyris -- https://freesound.org/s/140349/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

R05_0190.mp3 by WaveAdventurer -- https://freesound.org/s/199687/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

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Fresh original comedy- with an airtight seal!

Featuring: Funeral Planning… The Bureaucrat… Bellevue Beach PD… The Night Podiatrist… Love and Politics Make Strange Bedfellows

…and More!

“Funeral Planning” written by Erik Deckers

Voices:
Annette: Toni Deckers
Ellie: Shelby Mae Randle
Jack: Erik Deckers

“The Bureaucrat: Mistress Nightshade Returns” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

Voices:
Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
Barbie: Shelby Mae Randle
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Kelly: Rachael Tillman
Bea: Toni Deckers

“Bellevue Beach PD: The Sexy Shoplifter” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

Voices:
Sara: Rachael Tillman
Ray: Larry Calabretta
Charlotte: Jennifer Kalison
Hank “The Hammer” Hayes: Doug McDowell
Chief Barney Linden: Jeffrey S. Herman

“The Night Podiatrist: Peggy” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Margaret “Peggy” Norwood: Janell Christina

“Love and Politics Make Strange Bedfellows” written by Erik Deckers

Voices:
Claire Townsend: Sarah Zavala
Bob Charles: Chuck Blair
Announcer #1: Lillian McGuinness
Announcer #2: Suleiman Tarrer

Sound Design by Doug McDowell
Directed by Doug McDowell

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Take it from us, Season 2 continues, better than ever!

Featuring: Little Real Estate… The Bureaucrat… Dirty Birds... Bellevue Beach PD… That’s Florida For You!-Sports Edition…

…and More!

“Little Real Estate” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
Mary: Sarah Zavala
Drew: Suleiman Tarrer
Scarlett: Lillian McGuinness

“The Bureaucrat: The New Chief” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

Voices:
Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
Old Man: Larry Calabretta
Arguing Ladies: Toni Deckers/Jennifer Kalison
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Kelly: Rachael Tillman
Barney Linden: Jeffrey S. Herman

“Dirty Birds” written by Erik Deckers

Voices:
Youth Pastor Laura: Toni Deckers
Tyler: Giovan Santiago
Dylan: Suleiman Tarrer
Paige: Rachael Tillman
Megan: Sarah Zavala

“Bellevue Beach PD” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

Voices:
911 Dispatch: Rachael Tillman
Tourist: Lillian McGuinness
Barney Linden: Jeffrey S. Herman
Hank “The Hammer” Hayes: Doug McDowell

“That’s Florida For You!- Sports Edition” written by Erik Deckers

Voices:
Johnny Sunshine: Jeffrey S. Herman
Jimmy: Erik Deckers
Vicki: Jennifer Kalison
Summer: Toni Deckers

Sound Design by Doug McDowell
Directed by Doug McDowell

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Honestly, what does the Universe have against poor Harmony?

Catch The Bureaucrat and more great original comedy on Canned Meat Theatre.

New episodes are on the way....

written by Violet Nemazie

Voices:

Harmony: Violet Nemazie

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Harmony Shanti McStrife returns with more complaints for Art Cox.

Catch The Bureaucrat and more great original comedy on Canned Meat Theatre.

New episodes are on the way....

written by Violet Nemazie

Voices:

Harmony: Violet Nemazie

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Season 2 continues, now with extra feelings!

Featuring: Disney Princesses… The Bureaucrat… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda!… Murder She Wrought… Those Meddling Kids… CMT Ads…
and More!

“Disney Princesses” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
Anna: Sarah Zavala
Elsa: Lillian McGuinness

“The Bureaucrat: The Lawyer” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

Voices:
Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
James Ross: Suleiman Tarrer
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Kelly: Rachael Tillman
Maya Mistry: Violet Nemazie

“Cold Case Diaries with Amanda! #3” written by Wayne Cothron

Voices:
Amanda Bennett: Rachael Tillman
Alister LeBeau: Jeffrey S. Herman
Shane: Jaxon Powers

“Murder She Wrought” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
J.F.: Jennifer Kalison
Scarlett Collins: Sarah Zavala
The Devil: Jeffrey S. Herman

“Those Meddling Kids” written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
Sgt. Hanna: Larry Calabretta
Det. Barbera: Ysela Williams
Velma: Rachael Tillman
Fred: Suleiman Tarrer
Daphne: Lillian McGuinness

CMT Ads written by Wayne Cothron

Voices:

#1 "Truly Mellow CBD"
Kevin: Jaxon Powers

#2 "Famefest"
Rex Mallory: Michael Lamberti

Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell

Sound Effects:

LOUPE`_0019.wav by adralba -- https://freesound.org/s/472691/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

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