Episodes

  • Season 2 Episode 1- Relax!...It'll be Fine.
    Jan 30 2026

    Season two is here! We can’t believe it either.

    Featuring: Last of the Hunter Gatherers… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda!… The Bureaucrat… CMT Comics Secret Origins: The Nipple… Pre-Life Processing Center…

    and More!

    “Last of the Hunter-Gatherers” written by Doug McDowell

    Voices:
    Host/Anthropologist: Jeffrey S. Herman
    Tribal Man 1: Jaxon Powers
    Tribal Woman 1: Jennifer Kalison
    Tribal Man 2: Doug McDowell
    Tribal Woman 2: Ysela Williams


    “The Bureaucrat: The Rat” written by Wayne Cothron & Doug McDowell (from an idea by Doc Anthony Bravo)

    Voices:
    Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
    Harmony Shanti McStrife: Violet Nemazie
    Art Cox: Doug McDowell
    Kelly: Rachael Tillman
    Phillip Lopez: Clinton Hughes
    Gwen Lopez: Jennifer Coe

    “CMT Comics Secret Origins: The Nipple!” written by Erik Deckers

    Voices:
    Announcer/Dr. Mystic: Doug McDowell
    The Nipple: Clinton Hughes
    Red Menace: Erik Deckers
    Blue Suede: Sarah Zavala
    Lasso Girl: Rachael Tillman
    Barrage: Suleiman Tarrer

    “Cold Case Diaries with Amanda! #2” written by Wayne Cothron

    Voices:
    Amanda Bennett: Rachael Tillman
    Lilith Queen: Kimberly DiPersia
    Shane: Clinton Hughes

    “Pre-Life Processing Center” written by Jeffrey S. Herman

    Voices:
    Voiceover (Intercom): Violet Nemazie
    Michael: Jeffrey S. Herman
    Claire: Paige Weisheimer
    Marcus: Suleiman Tarrer
    Zoe: Lillian McGuiness


    Directed by Doug McDowell
    Sound design by Doug McDowell

    Special foley effects in “The Nipple”: Erik Deckers


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    30 mins
  • Season 2 Coming Soon!
    Jan 2 2026

    Happy New Year!

    Season 2 is on it's way. Stay tuned...

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    1 min
  • Greatest Hits Vol. 1
    Dec 1 2025

    A selection of the very best sketches from Canned Meat Theatre so far, plus some commentary from the writers (what are those?).

    Stay tuned for our new season coming in 2026!

    “The Night Podiatrist,” written by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell (Episode 2)

    Voices:
    Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
    Ina Trouble: Jennifer Kalison


    “The Bureaucrat: No Day at the Beach” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell. (Episode 2)

    Voices:
    Art Cox: Doug McDowell
    Debra: Jennifer Kalison


    “After Happily Ever After” written by Jeff Rembert. (Episode 7)

    Voices:
    It’s Kim: Kimberly DiPersia
    Snow White: Jennifer Kalison


    “Bitch Bar” written by Doug McDowell (Episode 9)

    Voices:
    Announcer (Male): Jeffrey S. Herman
    Announcer (Female): Toni Deckers


    “Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell (Episode 6)

    Voices:
    Ken Burns: Doug McDowell
    Col. Thomas P. Jones: Jeff Rembert
    Lt. Samuel R. Smith/Pvt. Benjamin “Boomer Dalton: Michael F. Lewis
    Clara Ramsay: Kimberly DiPersia
    Capt. Alexander Lippincott: Doc Anthony Bravo


    “Superheroes Day Off” written by Jennifer Kalison (Episode 9)

    Voices:
    Barb (Blue Suede): Sarah Zavala
    Diane (Lasso Girl): Rachael Tillman
    Customer 1: Doug McDowell
    Customer 2: Toni Deckers
    Customer 3: Michael F. Lewis


    “Purity Weekend” written and directed by Toni Deckers (Recorded live August 25, 2025)

    Voices:
    Youth Pastor Laura: Toni Deckers
    Betsy: Rachael Tillman
    Alyssa: Kimberly DiPersia
    Katie: Andrea Howells


    “That’s Florida for You!” written by Erik Deckers (2025 Halloween Special)

    Voices:
    Johnny Sunshine: Jeffrey S. Herman
    Jake: Michael F. Lewis
    Billie Mae: Rachael Tillman
    Summer: Toni Deckers
    Announcer: Doug McDowell

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    53 mins
  • 2025 Halloween Special- Little Pod of Horrors
    Oct 24 2025

    A special Halloween episode! Just for you! (not really.)

    Featuring: Gothrobics… Extreme Home Makeover: Forensics Edition… The Bureaucrat… I Wanna Dance with Somebody… Crime & Wine: A Millennial True Crime Podcast… Inexplicable: First Contact?… That’s Florida For You!…

    and More!

    Credits and Attribution:

    “Gothrobics” written by Jennifer Kalison

    Voices:
    Velonia: Jennifer Kalison
    Ms. Wolski: Lillian McGuinness


    “Extreme Home Makeover: Forensics Edition” written by Jennifer Kalison

    Voices:
    Sy: Doug McDowell
    Aileen: Sarah Zavala
    Eddie: Michael F. Lewis
    Detective: Sharon McKay Anguin


    “The Bureaucrat: Halloween 2025” written by Wayne Cothron & Doug McDowell

    Voices:
    Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
    Art Cox: Doug McDowell
    Kelly: Rachael Tillman
    Mayor Leo/Alfred: Jeffrey S. Herman


    “I Wanna Dance with Somebody!” written by Toni Deckers

    Voices:
    Lisa: Toni Deckers
    Dara: Rachael Tillman

    “Crime & Wine: A Millennial True Crime Podcast” written by Jeffrey S. Herman

    Voices:
    Madison: Lillian McGuinness
    Tyler: Jaxson Powers
    Kai: Paige Weisheimer
    Professor: Jeffrey S. Herman


    “Inexplicable: First Contact” written by Doug McDowell

    Voices:
    V-Mail: Jennifer Kalison
    Narrator/Weird Voice: Sharon McKay Anguin
    Artie: Larry Calabretta
    Gary: Michael F. Lewis
    A.J.: Jaxson Powers


    “That’s Florida for You!” written by Erik Deckers

    Voices:
    Johnny Sunshine:
    Jake: Michael F. Lewis
    Billie Mae: Rachael Tillman
    Summer: Toni Deckers
    Announcer: Doug McDowell


    Directed by Doug McDowell
    Sound design by Doug McDowell

    Sound Effects:
    wine_pour.wav by postworkflow -- https://freesound.org/s/360698/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

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    40 mins
  • Special Episode: Canned Meat Theatre Live 2025!
    Sep 21 2025

    Another live show!
    Featuring some of your old favorites and some brand new material. Enjoy!

    Produced as part of the Next Step Screenplay series by All the Line Studio and Incubator.

    Recorded live at Bynx, Orlando, Florida
    August 25, 2025

    Directed by Doug McDowell

    Sound Design and Recording: Michael F. Lewis

    Artistic Director for All the Line Studio and Incubator: Kimberly DiPersia

    Curator for Next Steps Screenplay Series: Jeff Rembert

    Cast:
    Stede Bonnett
    Doc Anthony Bravo
    Ryan Burke
    Toni Deckers
    Kimberly DiPersia
    Jeffrey S. Herman
    Andrea Howells
    Jennifer Kalison
    Michael F. Lewis
    Doug McDowell
    Rachael Tillman

    Sketches:

    “Please Be Advised” by Doug McDowell
    “Superheroes’ Day Off” by Jennifer Kalison
    “Shelf Help with Shari Phelps! #3” by Jennifer Kalison
    “Neighborhood Dysphoria” by Doug McDowell
    “The (Mis) adventures of Astroman” by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell
    “Purity Weekend” by Toni Deckers
    “Miss Fortune” by Andrea Howells
    “The Bureaucrat- Mashup #2” written by Wayne Cothron, Andrea Howells and Doug McDowell
    “Thr Cryptopsychiatrist” by Andrea Howells
    “Last of the Hunter-Gatherers” by Doug McDowell
    “Will and Testament” by Andrea Howells
    “The Dessert” by Doug McDowell

    Music:
    ““Desert City”, “Mystery Bazzar”, “Shamanistic”,and “Tabuk” - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License (CCBY 4.0) http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Coming Soon: Canned Meat Theatre Live 2025!
    Aug 16 2025

    If you find yourself in the Central Florida area, don’t miss our 2nd live show on Monday, August 25, 2025 at Bynx in Downtown Orlando, in partnership with All The Line Studio and Incubator.

    You’ll be able to see our talented actors live on stage performing some of your favorite sketches from past episodes plus some amazing brand new material.

    It's the most fun you can have on a Monday night. At least without drugs.

    For more information and tickets visit our website at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

    or visit our partners at All the Line Studio and Incubator at www.allthelinestudio.com

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    1 min
  • Episode 13- We've Come a Long Way...
    Jul 2 2025

    Thirteen episodes! Lucky for us! Not for you.

    Featuring: Space Travel Lottery Winners… Tech Support for the Afterlife… The Bureaucrat… Don’t Drop the Deuce Florida!… Beware the Idiots of March… Three Dog Night… The (Mis)adventures of Astroman… The Starlight Café…
    and More!

    “Space Travel Lottery Winners” written by Jennifer Kalison
    Voices:
    It’s Kim!: Kimberly DiPersia
    Jane: Jennifer Kalison
    Dave: Jay Bog
    Linda: Rachael Tillman
    Brad: Jeffrey S. Herman
    Shayla: Sarah Zavala

    “Tech Support for the Afterlife” written by Doc Anthony Bravo
    Voices:
    Doc: Doc Anthony Bravo
    Caller: Doug McDowell
    Announcer: Neena Leon

    “The Bureaucrat: Bureaucrats on Parade” written by Andrea Howells, Wayne Cothron & Doug McDowell
    Voices:
    Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
    Art Cox/ Hulk Hogan: Doug McDowell
    Sandy Shoals: Andrea Howells
    Mayor Leo: Jeffrey S. Herman
    Hulk-o-maniac: Doc Anthony Bravo
    Little Girl: Sarah Zavala

    “Don’t Drop the Deuce Florida!” written by Doug McDowell
    Voices:
    Lifeguard #1: Kimberly DiPersia
    Lifeguard #2: Doc Anthony Bravo
    Beachgoer #1: Neena Leon
    Beachgoer #2: Jason Montilla

    “Beware the Idiots of March” written by Erik Deckers
    Voices:
    Roman Senator Casca: Jeffrey S. Herman
    Junior Senator Spurius: Doc Anthony Bravo

    “Three Dog Night” written by Toni Deckers
    Voices:
    Hazel: Toni Deckers
    Chester: Jason Montilla Mollie: Sarah Zavala

    “The Misadventures of Astroman #2” written by Wayne Cothron & Doug McDowell
    Voices:
    Announcer: Doug McDowell
    Lois Kent: Toni Deckers
    Cody Kent (Astroman): Jay Bog

    “The Starlight Cafe” written by Jeffrey S. Herman
    Voices:
    Announcer: Jeffrey S. Herman
    Customer: Doug McDowell
    Waitress (Terra Nova): Neena Leon
    Luna: Rachael Tillman
    Cook: Jay Bog

    Directed by Doug McDowell
    Sound design by Doug McDowell

    Sound Effects:

    Creepy Sound Effect: Paranormal 9 (Vol 002) by AlesiaDavina -- https://freesound.org/s/691439/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

    AMBCele_Waiting for the Starlight Parade to begin_TK_SASSMKH8020.flac by tim.kahn -- https://freesound.org/s/636952/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

    AMBCele_The Starlight Parade part 01_TK_SASSMKH8020.flac by tim.kahn -- https://freesound.org/s/636950/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

    Blender.wav by Sound_2425 -- https://freesound.org/s/538306/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

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    40 mins
  • Episode 12- Push Button Magic
    May 10 2025

    Twelve episodes! That’s a dozen!

    Featuring: World Makeup Finals… Neighborhood Dysphoria… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda… Shelf Help with Shari Phelps!… Superhero Pharmacy Blues… The Bureaucrat…
    and More!

    “World Makeup Finals” written by Jennifer Kalison
    Voices:
    Matt Finnish: Jaxon Powers
    Pearl Shine: Jennifer Coe
    Sheena: Lisa Acebo

    “Neighborhood Dysphoria” written by Doug McDowell
    Voices:
    Dr. Betty Johnson: Toni Deckers
    Jan: Jennifer Coe
    Melissa: Lillian McGuinness
    Councilman Fred Derflinger: Jeffrey S. Herman

    “Cold Case Diaries with Amanda” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell
    Voices:
    Amanda: Rachael Tillman
    Det. Charlie Jones: Michael F. Lewis
    Announcer: Jonathan Stoffel

    “Shelf Help with Shari Phelps! #3” written by Jennifer Kalison
    Voices:
    Shari Phelps: Jennifer Kalison

    “Superhero Pharmacy Blues” written by Jennifer Kalison
    Voices:
    Announcer: Doug McDowell
    Barb/Blue Suede: Sarah Zavala
    Diane/Lasso Girl: Rachael Tillman
    Pharmacy Bot: Jennifer Kalison
    Pharmacy Staff Member: Lillian McGuinness

    “The Bureaucrat: The Convention” written by Wayne Cothron
    Voices:
    Art Cox: Doug McDowell
    Mayor Leo: Jeffrey S. Herman
    Saul Heyman/Johan Van der Meer: Jonathan Stoffel

    Directed by Doug McDowell
    Sound design by Doug McDowell

    Sound Effects:

    baby_birth_firstmoments_burping.mp3 by NoiseCollector -- https://freesound.org/s/96292/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

    Versatile Beep.wav by theplax -- https://freesound.org/s/618191/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

    elevator door open.aif by mredig -- https://freesound.org/s/120557/ -- License: Attribution 4.0


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    32 mins