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Bong Hit - Stoner Stories

Bong Hit - Stoner Stories

By: Inception Point Ai
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Welcome to "Bong Hit - Stoner Stories," your go-to podcast for hilarious and mind-bending tales from the stoner world. Tune in for wild adventures, trippy experiences, and laugh-out-loud moments shared by fellow enthusiasts. Whether you're looking for a good laugh or some chill vibes, we've got you covered.

Light up, relax, and enjoy the ride with us on "Bong Hit - Stoner Stories."

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Episodes
  • Epic Tame Impala Concert: High Times and Wild Hallucinations!

    Epic Tame Impala Concert: High Times and Wild Hallucinations!
    Jan 20 2026
    Hey there, Bong Hit fam! Buckle up for a wild ride through the most epic concert misadventure you've ever heard.

    So picture this: It's the summer of 2018, I've got tickets to see my absolute favorite band - Tame Impala - at this massive outdoor festival. I've been waiting for this moment forever, saving up money, planning the perfect outfit, the whole nine yards. My buddy Jake backs out last minute, but I'm like, no way am I missing this show.

    I roll up to the festival grounds with my pre-rolled joints, some snacks, and enough excitement to power a small city. The crowd is massive, everyone's vibing, and the energy is just electric. I find this perfect spot near the front, not too close to get crushed, but close enough to see every detail of the stage.

    Now, here's where things get interesting. I spark up my first joint, and this cute girl next to me asks if she can have a hit. Classic festival moment, right? We start chatting, and she's telling me about how she's followed the band for years. Everything's going great until the music starts.

    Tame Impala hits their first song, and I swear the universe just... explodes. The bass is vibrating through my entire body, the lights are creating these insane kaleidoscope effects, and I'm just completely lost in the music. But then - and this is where it gets crazy - I realize I'm so high that I can't actually tell if the band is real or if I'm hallucinating.

    I start laughing uncontrollably. Like, full-on can't-catch-my-breath laughter. The girl next to me looks at me like I've lost my mind. Kevin Parker - the lead singer - seems to be stretching and warping in ways that definitely aren't humanly possible. I'm convinced I'm having some out-of-body experience.

    Somewhere between "Let It Happen" and "The Less I Know The Better," I realize I've eaten all my snacks and am now desperately craving a hot dog. But I'm too scared to move, thinking I might float away if I stand up. The music is just carrying me through this bizarre alternate reality.

    By the end of the concert, I'm a sweaty, giggling mess. But you know what? It was hands-down the most incredible musical experience of my life. Sometimes, being a little too high is exactly what you need to truly appreciate the moment.

    Question of the week: What's your wildest concert experience? Hit me up on our socials and let me know!

    Next week, we're diving into a munchies story that'll have you crying with laughter. Until then, stay lifted, stay awesome.



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    3 mins
  • Lost Stoner vs. Sinister Chipmunks: Wild Camping Chaos!

    Lost Stoner vs. Sinister Chipmunks: Wild Camping Chaos!
    Jan 17 2026
    Hey there, Bong Hit fam! Buckle up for a wild ride through what might be the most ridiculous camping trip in stoner history.

    So picture this: Me, my buddy's beat-up Subaru, and an eighth of some legendary Northern Lights strain heading into the Cascades for what was supposed to be a peaceful weekend of nature and relaxation. Spoiler alert - nothing about this trip was peaceful.

    We arrive at this stunning campsite surrounded by massive pine trees, and I'm feeling like a total wilderness explorer. I set up the tent, break out my portable speaker, and roll the first joint of the weekend. Everything's perfect. Crystal clear mountain air, not a single other person around, just pure wilderness vibes.

    About an hour in, I'm thoroughly baked and decide to take a little nature walk. Now, I'm not typically what you'd call "outdoorsy" - my idea of hiking usually involves walking from my couch to the kitchen. But something about this mountain air and this incredible weed made me feel like Bear Grylls.

    Thirty minutes into my "expedition," I realize two crucial things: One, I have absolutely no sense of direction. Two, those adorable chipmunks I thought were cute? Suddenly look like they're plotting something sinister. I'm convinced they're judging me, whispering tiny woodland creature jokes about the lost stoner.

    Panic starts setting in. My phone has zero signal. The forest is getting darker. And these chipmunks? Definitely organized a woodland surveillance operation against me. I'm muttering to myself, "Stay calm, stay calm" - which, ironically, is the least calm thing you can do when you're lost and high.

    Just when I'm about to have a full-blown existential crisis, I hear a rustling. My heart races. Is it a bear? A mountain lion? Nope. It's my buddy, who tracked me down using nothing but pure luck and the sound of my increasingly panicked mumbling.

    We laugh about it later, back at the campsite, passing another joint. The chipmunks, I swear, look slightly disappointed their covert mission failed.

    Moral of the story? Always bring a compass. And maybe don't get too high before exploring unknown terrain.

    Question of the week: What's your wildest nature adventure while elevated? Hit me up on our socials and share your story!

    Next week, we're diving into concert chaos - trust me, you won't want to miss it.

    Peace out, stoner fam.



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    2 mins
  • Wario Costume Fail: Halloween Party Disaster Unleashed!

    Wario Costume Fail: Halloween Party Disaster Unleashed!
    Jan 13 2026
    Hey there, fellow travelers of the herbal highway. So, picture this: it's a crisp autumn night, I'm at my buddy's annual Halloween party, and I've got a story that's gonna make you laugh, cringe, and maybe question the limits of human embarrassment.

    I should preface this by saying I'm not usually the guy who goes all out for Halloween. My costume game is weak. But this year, I decided to commit. Full Wario costume - the overalls, the mustache, the whole nine yards. I even practiced the signature laugh for weeks.

    The party's in full swing, and I'm feeling pretty good. My costume is on point, and I've got a solid buzz going. That's when my friend Jake decides we should do a group costume photo. No problem, right? Except Jake wants us to do these elaborate poses that involve me lifting people and making crazy Wario faces.

    First attempt: I try to pick up my friend Sarah, who's dressed as a fairy. Let's just say gravity was not on my side. I lose my balance, we both tumble, and I manage to knock over an entire table of carefully arranged Halloween snacks. Chips everywhere. Dip splattered across the floor. And me? Flat on my back, mustache askew, looking like the world's most pathetic video game character.

    But wait, it gets better. In my attempt to recover, I somehow get tangled in my own costume. The suspenders are twisted, my fake mustache is hanging by a thread, and I'm rolling around like a defeated wrestler. People are torn between laughing and asking if I'm okay.

    The crowning moment comes when I finally stand up, thinking I've salvaged some dignity. That's when I realize I've ripped the back of my Wario overalls completely open. Full moon at the Halloween party, courtesy of yours truly.

    The best part? Someone recorded the entire disaster. It's become legendary in our friend group. I'm pretty sure I'm still tagged in social media posts from that night.

    So, here's my question for all you listeners out there: What's your most epic Halloween costume fail? Hit me up on our social media, and maybe you'll get a shout-out on next week's episode.

    Next time, I'm sticking to store-bought costumes and keeping my lifting skills to a minimum. Trust me.



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    2 mins
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