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Berner Phone

Berner Phone

By: Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in. Dial in to the Berner Phone Hotline (917) 512-1758 or WhatsApp +1 (646) 423-7020 for the international dialersHannah Berner Performing Arts Stand-up Shows
Episodes
  • Happy Accidents

    Happy Accidents
    Oct 12 2026

    This week, Des reacts to your butterfly effect moments.

    NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: Weird things people have said while you're grieving, funeral stories, anything grief/death related!

    Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

    International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

    FOLLOW DES:

    Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

    X: https://x.com/desbishop

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

    FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

    Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

    Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Your Prompt Suggestions

    Your Prompt Suggestions
    Oct 5 2026

    Des reacts to your prompt suggestions. Next week we're doing HAPPY ACCIDENTS - what was a moment in your life that changed everything for you, butterfly effect style?

    Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

    International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

    FOLLOW DES:

    Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

    X: https://x.com/desbishop

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

    FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

    Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

    Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Workplace Annoyances

    Workplace Annoyances
    Sep 28 2026

    Des reacts to what's bugging you at work this week.

    Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

    International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

    FOLLOW DES:

    Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

    X: https://x.com/desbishop

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

    FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

    Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

    Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 13 mins
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