Episodes

  • Why You Looking at the Plant, Casting Directors? — Focus on the Acting.
    Jan 19 2026

    In this episode of Audition Hell, the host criticizes casting directors who obsess over background details and wardrobe in self-tapes, urging them to prioritize the actor's performance over set decor.

    He offers practical advice for actors on balancing casting directions with real-life constraints, finishes with a playful tarot pick (Seven of Wands), and closes with the song "Why You Looking at the Plant?".

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    17 mins
  • Audition Hell: When a Casting Breakdown Crosses the Line
    Dec 22 2025

    In this episode of Audition Hell, we replay a previously recorded casting breakdown that contains racially coded direction. We call out the client and casting team for letting it slip through.

    The episode moves from satire to serious critique, urging actors, casting directors, and agencies to be responsible, stop forwarding offensive directions, and demand basic human decency in casting.

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    15 mins
  • Callback From a Car? Judge the Work, Not the Background
    Dec 21 2025

    This episode calls out casting directors, agents, and producers who dismiss actors for joining Zoom callbacks from imperfect places — a parked car, a break room, or between jobs. It argues that a callback should evaluate craft, adaptability, and commitment, not background or wardrobe, since physical specifics are usually shown in the initial self-tape.

    The host urges casting to focus on listening, direction-taking, and usable moments, and asks agents to own mistakes and advocate honestly for talent. It’s a defense of actors who rearrange their lives to show up and a reminder that true professionalism is revealed by behavior, not appearances.

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    33 mins