Thank you, Al Gore, for inventing the internet and consolidating media!!!

Did you known Republicans aren't lizard people in disguise but Newt people?? Thanks to Newt Gingrich, America is absolutely perfect because back in 1990. he was the one who gave the Republican party a new voice.

Lewis and Clark! These boys never did anything wrong!

SOURCES:

https://anthropology.indiana.edu/research/publications/the-myth-of-syphilis-the-natural-history-of-treponematosis-in-north-america.html

https://www.science.org/content/article/medieval-dna-suggests-columbus-didn-t-trigger-syphilis-epidemic-europe

https://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/objects-and-stories/history-syphilis-part-1#the-roots-of-syphilis

https://www.jstor.org/stable/20612203

https://franceshunter.wordpress.com/2010/03/23/love-in-the-afternoon-syphilis-and-the-lewis-clark-expedition

https://www.hnn.us/article/did-stephen-ambrose-sanitize-meriwether-lewiss-dea

https://daily.jstor.org/the-mysterious-death-of-meriwether-lewis/

https://www.oregonhistoryproject.org/articles/historical-records/death-of-meriwether-lewis/

https://npshistory.com/publications/natr/c-v13n2-1999-1.pdf

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/meriwether-lewis-mysterious-death-144006713/&sa=D&source=docs&ust=1762801541058237&usg=AOvVaw3KcAUua6DxbfyiMwToUpdK