ep 50 – Nicotine in the Redwoods

Detective Billy Armi finds Dave Michaels hanging upside down from a redwood branch, calmly negotiating zoning laws with a pinecone — and that's before the Bigfoot subcommittee enters the conversation. What follows is less an investigation and more a caffeinated unraveling of woodland reality, complete with stimulant-induced enlightenment, vibrating primates, apologetic trees, and a dominant male Bigfoot who becomes aggressively managerial after swallowing chewing tobacco, the can, and possibly Tuesday.

This is Episode 50 at its most absurd: geometry collapses, raccoons file paperwork, coffee is weaponized mid-air, and the redwoods evaluate everyone for accreditation. If you've ever wondered what happens when nicotine, espresso, and forest hierarchy collide under foggy Santa Cruz skies — this is the completely unhinged answer.

ep 49B – Death by the Berry Best- The Death of Rory

Rory in Watsonville is dead. Or standing. Or possibly cultivated. What begins as a murder involving a strawberry costume unravels into something far stranger — a field that hums, irrigation lines that chant, and berries that may be listening. When a poem from The Final Stanza challenges "the world's greatest detective — Billy Armi is acceptable," reality itself begins to shift. This isn't just a crime scene… it's agriculture gone metaphysical. And Detective Armi may not be investigating the field — the field may be investigating him.

ep 49A – Death by the Berry Best: The Signal Is Wrong- The Death of Rory

Rory in Watsonville is found standing in a strawberry field — upright, unwounded, and possibly cultivated. What begins as a murder investigation spirals into something far stranger as the crops begin to lean, irrigation lines hum in unison, and patrol radios recite a poem from The Final Stanza. The field breathes. The station glitches. And Detective Billy Armi may not be solving a crime — he may be part of the harvest.