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You Have to F--king Eat

By: Adam Mansbach
Narrated by: Stephen Fry
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From the author of the international best seller Go the F--k to Sleep comes a book about the other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving and deeply cathartic, You Have to F--king Eat breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving new, old, grand- and expectant parents a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem.

Please note: This title contains explicit language

©2014 Adam Mansbach (P)2014 Stephen Fry Literature & Fiction Satire Funny Witty

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This is a funny take on getting little kids to eat. It is aimed at grownups and should be very relatable for all parents of smal children.

How to get your lil darlings to eat

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These are just great fun - if you have kids, you have thought at least half of this yourself!! :) Worth a couple of quid for this and the partner book (don't use a credit they are cheap!) Go the **** to sleep is just as good - the Super star Authors just make it even more hilarious.. More... More please!! How about potty training next? - We are going through that one at the moment and there is much hilarity to be had I think with that subject :D

It is all true :)

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We all go through this with our children, when they won't F**King eat !! Great laugh and very well read.

Brilliant

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Exactly how my children were and how I felt at eating times! Hilarious!
Brilliantly read to by the ever dependable Fry! Perfect!

Funny! So all kids are the same with food?!

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Hilarious!

And SO true!

Whoever has ever raised a toddler can surely relate!

Whoever hasn’t, probably won’t enjoy it or understand as much.

Enjoy!

Hilarious and true

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