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  • Will I Ever Pee Alone Again?

  • Poems for mums
  • By: Emma Conway
  • Narrated by: Emma Conway
  • Length: 57 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (9 ratings)
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Summary

There's a pyjama-clad woman from Brum,

She's a mostly-happy (sometimes-snappy) mum,

She's written some verse

- it's a little perverse -

and she hopes you find it side-splitting-ly fun!

In her first book, happy-go-lucky YouTuber and Instagrammer Emma Conway explores motherhood in all its glory through the medium of hilarious and uplifting poetry. A mum to two young humans aged seven and nine, she revisits the days of no sleep, potty training and toddler tantrums; dives deep into first days of school, sibling bickering and watching your babies grow into little people; and writes frankly about life after having kids, embracing the mum bod and giving zero sods. 

Written with huge amounts of warmth, love and just the right amount of piss-takery, this is the reassuring hug-in-a-book you and all the mums in your life need.
©2020 Emma Conway (P)2020 Hachette Audio UK
Themes & Styles Infants & Toddlers Motherhood Relationships
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Great listen and really recommend

Loved this and made me giggle during this strange time that we are currently going through.

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