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What Do You Do with a Chocolate Jesus?

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What Do You Do with a Chocolate Jesus?

By: Thomas Quinn
Narrated by: Thomas Quinn
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What Do You Do with a Chocolate Jesus? is a funny, skeptical, yet genuine exploration of the Christian history they don’t teach in Sunday school. It finds humor, irony, and occasional insight amid the inconsistencies, absurdities, and flat-out weirdness that too often passes for eternal truth.

Separating actual Scripture from pious propaganda, Thomas Quinn treks through chapter and verse of the New Testament, explores the sordid saga of the medieval Church (including End-of-the-World panics and fights about what kind of stuff Jesus was made of), and reveals some of the shocking attitudes of America’s founders toward religion. History isn’t always pretty, but it’s usually good for a laugh.

©2010 Thomas Quinn (P)2022 Thomas Rex Quinn
Religious Studies Middle Ages Comedy Middle East

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