You thought you were adopting a rabbit.

What you actually did was invite a tiny, opinionated interior designer to take over your home… quietly… and with full authority.

In Welcome to the Warren, author Sarah Smith delivers a funny, strangely relatable survival guide for living with rabbits—written for humans who believed they were in charge until a rabbit moved in and immediately rewrote the rules.

Through short, witty chapters, you’ll learn the unspoken truths of rabbit life:

• Why rabbits treat cords like a personal insult

• How “free-roam” really works (spoiler: not for you)

• Thumping as a formal complaint process

• Why the floor becomes the dining table

• Why closed doors are betrayal

• Bonded pairs and the “office politics” running your household

• How your home, schedule, and sense of personal space quietly change

• And why you will forgive everything anyway

This book isn’t a strict care manual—and it’s not a replacement for veterinary advice. It’s a warm, hilarious look at what it feels like to share your life with rabbits: the chaos, the tenderness, the tiny routines, and the unexpected way they teach you patience, presence, and a softer kind of control.

If your house no longer feels entirely yours…congratulations.

You’re doing something right.