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Un-Cabaret Stories

Messy Girl

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Un-Cabaret Stories

By: Merrill Markoe
Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Merrill Markoe
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A deeply funny story by Merrill Markoe about being a very messy girl.

MERRILL MARKOE is an Emmy-award winning TV writer (Late Night with David Letterman, TV Nation) and prolific author of books including What the Dogs Taught Me, How to Be Hap-Hap-Happy Like Me, Merrill Markoe's Guide to Love, The Psycho Ex Game, and Walking Around in Circles Before Lying Down.

This piece was recorded at Un-Cabaret's reading series "Say the Word", featuring great comedy writers reading their own original first-person nonfiction at the Skirball Cultural Center in Los Angeles.

©2006 Un-Cabaret & Artists
Art of Storytelling Audio Performances & Dramatisations Entertainment & Performing Arts Funny

Critic reviews

"An artistic genre all it's own! Very funny people telling unusually honest stories." (Ira Glass, This American Life)
"A comedy be-in!" (Rolling Stone)
"Original, deep, smart, surprising, and very funny!" (The Onion)
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