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To the Rude Guy in Apartment Five

The Inappropriate Bachelors, Book 1

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To the Rude Guy in Apartment Five

By: J. S. Cooper
Narrated by: Laurie West
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About this listen

To the rude guy in apartment five,

I’m glad you’re happy to have moved into a new apartment, but no:

I do not want to have a beer with you.

I do not want to have a nude sleepover.

I do not want to make you breakfast, lunch or dinner, no matter how many lap dances you promise to give me.

I do not need you to serenade me through the walls at 1am.

And no, I have no interest in letting you take me on a date.

Sincerely,

Magnolia Allen

P.S. And no, I do not want to know how many accents you can growl in during intimate moments. How is that even a thing?

P. P. S. Also, you will never find me standing naked in your living room ever again, so please stop leaving lingerie packages on my welcome mat.

©2020 J. S. Cooper (P)2020 J. S. Cooper Contemporary Contemporary Romance Romance Romantic Comedy Comedy

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I really enjoyed this story. Magnolia and Jagger’s relationship was so sweet and I loved that it stemmed from years ago. The notes that they sent one another were funny. Both characters were believable and lifelike. The narrator was very believable as Magnolia. I really enjoyed this book and would definitely recommend.

Funny and Hot!

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I wasn't sure at first but then this book grew on me and I became more invested. I've just finished and am off to find the next, I do hope theresanext...

I got pulled in completly

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listened to it all day in work to help keep me focused.
performance was very good and the story was really well done.

loved this story.

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I really enjoyed this book. The narrator made a great job of using a different voice for the characters. It was a good second chance story that was easy to listen too. I particularly enjoyed the messages between the main protagonists. I will happily listen to more audio books by both the author j s copper and the narrator.

Sweet second chance romance

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I really enjoyed the banter between Magnolia and Jagger, it made me chuckle out loud in places.

Another superb book from J S Cooper

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