Time to Get the Fuck Outta Dodge
50 Ways to Escape Trump's USA
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Time to Get the Fuck Outta Dodge
Narrated by:
Ron Yurman
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Narrated by:
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Ron Yurman
About this listen
This is your emergency manual—equal parts survival satire, absurd checklist, and dark comedy. Not a memoir. Not a lecture. Just 50 unhinged ways to mentally, physically, or spiritually nope out of Trump’s America.
Inside you’ll find:
- How to fake a diplomatic ID using LinkedIn and a flag pin
- Whether New Zealand is recruiting traumatized flute players
- How to marry into a climate-proof treehouse
- Tips for escaping via escape rooms, expired passports, or emotional support peacocks
- Ways to vanish by becoming more American than Trump himself
Whether you want to laugh, escape, or rage-scroll with a purpose, this book’s got you. It's satire. It's stress relief. It's what happens when you mix stand-up comedy with a bug-out bag.
Includes:
- A foreword written under caffeine duress
- Thank-yous possibly written during a blackout
- Shameless plugs for the satire labs at CrazyDemocrat com & QuotingTrump com
Perfect for listeners who feel like America is now a dystopian game show—and just want a hilarious way out.
©2025 Ryan Cox-Bedsworth (P)2025 Ryan Cox-Bedsworth
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