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This Is This Country

The REAL S--t That Goes Down in Our Village. It Ain’t Just Fetes and Duck Races, You Know.
Length: 2 hrs and 47 mins
Categories: Film, Radio & TV, Comedy
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Summary

Listen up chumps, basically the Vicar asked us to edit the parish newsletter this month, we weren't gonna do it at first cos the vicar said 'I want you to channel your energy into doing something creative', which he knows brings back Kurtan's PTSD cos our old woodwork teacher Mr Perkins used to say it to him all the time, and when Kurtan actually DID channel his energy into something creative he managed to sand down some MDF to make a back scratcher and Darren Lacey pointed at it and laughed and called it an 'abomination to woodwork', which made Kurtan throw a chair across the room in rage and one of the chair legs hit Rob Robinson and left a dent in his forehead.

So we decided to write this newsletter cos people need to the know the REAL s--t that goes down in our village. It ain't just fetes and duck races you know - it's proper f--ked up. 

All the best,

Kerry and Kurtan

PS. Kurtan wants to make it clear that although this newsletter is in book format it does not make him any of the following:

Book Worm

Book bummer

Boffin

Nerd alert

The lion, the witch and the book worm

PPS. If you don't buy this newsletter that's fine, but we are getting a percent of the profits to donate to the Kerry Mucklowe eating fund, so if you don't buy it I'll basically starve. Which is fine if your conscience can deal with that utter headf--k.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your Library section along with the audio on our desktop site.

©2019 Kerry Mucklowe and Kurtan Mucklowe (P)2019 Orion Publishing Group

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Fantastic

This has to be one of my favourite TV shows of the last few years and this book reflects that perfectly. Hilarious. Loved it.

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Silly and irrelevant...Perfect 'This Country'!

Stories that no one asked for yet stories that absolutely needed to be told! Fantastic book, well performed. Clearly a lot of thought went into this and it was hugely enjoyable if a little short.

If you love the TV show then you will love this.

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One of the best audiobooks ever

cant recommend this highly enough. laugh out loud funny with wonderful performances from the entire cast. brilliant

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A Modern Day Bible!!

This Is not just a Newsletter, This is a modern Day Bible! read perfectly by Kerry, Kurtan and the Vicar!! A think the Vicar should release his own poetry book also!! I have always been a massive fan of This Country and this just adds to the brilliance of the show! Keep going and keep bringing out tv shows, books, movies and any other stuff you can sell!! A must read for any fan of the show and a must read for everyone!! Just buy there god dam book... (sorry Vicar) x

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Hilarious!

Very funny, got the paperback and purchased to audiobook to see how it was read with the voices. superb!

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The Best Village Newsletter Since Last Months!!!

A real treat from start to finish!!!

Kerry & Kurtan really bring this audio version of their village newsletter to life...

Perfect for anyone who loved the TV Documentary that goes along with this book... 😂🤭😂