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They Ate the Waitress?

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They Ate the Waitress?

By: D.N. Schmidt
Narrated by: Christopher J Dusky
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A delightfully funny murder mystery full of wit, wordplay, and cannibalism. Nick Wergild is a private detective armed only with his wits and an atomic-powered electroshock gun.

One evening, while under the influence of powerful hallucinogens, he is hired to investigate a murder at a local restaurant called “Hand to Mouth”. It seems the customers ate one of the staff. And she didn’t even volunteer for the job.

Nick has to find a way to solve the case without a body or a crime scene. Along the way, he also has to survive hit men, bomb-throwing security guards, bad puns, and a homicidal politician.

Will he live long enough to solve the case? Can you really trust the owner of a restaurant for cannibals? What does human flesh really taste like? And why does furniture keep falling from the sky?

If you love humor, mysteries, and anything weird, you don't want to miss this!

©2019 D.N. Schmidt (P)2020 D.N. Schmidt
Crime Detective Literature & Fiction Murder Mystery Private Investigators Fiction Comedy Witty Funny

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This story is just my kind of story. it has jokes from the start and a well-planned mystery. At no point did I guess what was going to come next.

A definite must

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