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The Trumpster Fire Escape Almanac

Facts to Plan Your Expat Life

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The Trumpster Fire Escape Almanac

By: Thomas Pained
Narrated by: Gregory Diehl
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Feeling suffocated by the Trumpster Fire? The door to a better life is always open.

Donald Trump’s America feels less like the land of the free and more like a quickly spreading dumpster fire. If you’ve ever thought, “Maybe it’s time to think about getting out of the US…” this book is your roadmap to moving abroad.

The Trumpster Fire Escape Almanac blends biting political commentary with practical guidance for Americans considering living overseas. Part escape manual, part statistical almanac, it helps you answer the real questions about leaving America.

  • Where can I live without my blood pressure spiking at every headline?
  • Which countries welcome expats with decent healthcare, affordable living, and functional democracy?
  • How do visas, taxes, language, and safety stack up in 99 countries and nearly 500 cities worldwide?
  • What’s the difference between running away and choosing a better life?

With data pulled from the World Bank, CIA Factbook, UN, and more, this unique relocation guide offers both the facts and the comic relief you’ll need to plan your expat life. Whether you’re a retiree, a digital nomad, or just someone who can’t breathe through the smoke anymore, this book shows you how to scout, select, and settle into your new homeland.

Download the free companion PDF (link in your library) to access the data tables referenced in the audiobook.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

©2025 Thomas Pained (P)2025 Thomas Pained
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