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The Train Blog

Odd and Weird People Watching

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The Train Blog

By: Ted Smith
Narrated by: Ted Smith
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About this listen

Whenever Ted commutes, he observes the strange and wonderful behaviors of his fellow passengers and records them for your listening pleasure.

Recorded in real time over six years, allowing you to follow stories in chronological order, and occasionally link them to world events. Dip in and out, but take care if you are driving or drinking a glass of expensive wine.

©2020 Edward MR Smith (P)2020 Edward MR Smith
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A warm and easy listen, I think I got through it all in less than 24 hours. Had myself and my mother giggling aloud as I played in the car. If bbc4 made a series I would subscribe.

Giggles aplenty

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