The Squeamish Vampire

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The Squeamish Vampire

By: Andrei Saygo

Narrated by: Jack Nolan

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From the author of the DC Coven series comes a witty, funny short story with plenty of action. And a hint of magic!

If you're looking for a book with unbelievably handsome and sparkly vampires, then it's not this one.

Meet Dave. Dave has been a vampire for two days. By accident. He thought the first day was fabulous; now, not so much. Dave is thirsty but can't stand the sight of human blood. Oh, what he wouldn't do for a pizza or a cheeseburger....

In his hunt, he meets James, a resident illusionist in one of the town's hotels. James has his own problem. He had met a witch at the local coffee shop, but in a moment of weakness, he refused her advances and fled. Now he badly wants to find her to ask for a second chance.

Together, they will form an unusual alliance and face a host of mundane and supernatural obstacles in their quest for the things they desire the most. Can they find them before sunrise?

Fantasy

Fiction

Literature & Fiction

Paranormal

Magic

Witty

Funny

Comedy