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The School Gate Survival Guide

Narrated by: Sally Orrock
Length: 9 hrs and 21 mins
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A hilarious, straight-talking listen for fans of Fiona Neill and Gill Hornby's The Hive.

Feisty Maia Etxeleku is a cleaner for ladies who lunch. She spends her life wiping up spilt Sauvignon and hoovering around handbags before rushing back home to skivvy after her children's feckless father on an estate where survival depends on your ability to look the other way. But an unusual inheritance catapults her into a different world where no child can survive without organic apricots and Kumon maths classes - and no woman can contemplate a week without Pilates and pedicures.

As she blunders through a middle-class minefield, dashing from coffee mornings to her mops and buckets, she is drawn to the one man who can help her family fit in. But is his interest in her purely professional or will her modern My Fair Lady experiment end in disaster?

©2014 Kerry Fisher (P)2014 HarperCollins Publishers Limited

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Funny and wonderful

Amazing story, I loved the real way that it was written, by a wonderfully down to earth writer 💖💖

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love it

I just couldn't stop listening, fantastic twists and Turns in the story were amazing love it.