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The School Gate Survival Guide

By: Kerry Fisher
Narrated by: Sally Orrock
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A hilarious, straight-talking read for fans of Fiona Neill and Gill Hornby’s ‘The Hive’.

Maia is a cleaner for ladies who lunch. With mops and buckets in tow, she spends her days dashing from house to house cleaning up after them, as they rush from one exhausting Pilates class to the next.

But an unusual inheritance catapults her and her children into the very exclusive world of Stirling Hall School – a place where no child can survive without organic apricots and no woman goes a week without a manicure.

As Maia and her children, Bronte and Harley, try to settle into their new life, Maia is inadvertently drawn to the one man who can help her family fit in. But is his interest in her purely professional? And will it win her any favours at the school gate?

A hilarious, straight-talking read for anyone who's ever despaired at the politics of the school run.

©2014 Kerry Fisher (P)2014 HarperCollins Publishers Limited Contemporary Contemporary Romance Family Life Fiction Genre Fiction Literature & Fiction Romance Romantic Comedy Women's Fiction Comedy Witty Funny Feel-Good Survival
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I loved this book and have listened twice which is unlike me. I also never leave reviews but had to for this book as it’s just so good

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Out of every audible book I’ve listened to, and I’ve listened to a huge amount, Sally Orrock’s performance in this book is absolutely superb. The different voices quite outstanding. Really enjoyed the book too!

Great vocal performance

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loved this book straight from the start didn't want to put it down ...would definitely recommend.

A great reas

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Really enjoyed this, would like to know what happened next in the lives of the characters

wished there was a follow up

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Love the storyline, love the characters. Love the way she describes things and the humour in her books. It's the third book by Kerry I've read and won't be the last

loved it

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