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The Satsuma Complex

By: Bob Mortimer
Narrated by: Sally Phillips, Bob Mortimer
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Summary

*WINNER OF THE BOLLINGER EVERYMAN WODEHOUSE PRIZE FOR COMIC FICTION 2023*

THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER

‘Funny, clever and sweet’– Sunday Times

‘The much loved comic proves adept at noirish fiction in a debut whose surrealist humour sets it apart’ – Observer

My name is Gary. I’m a thirty-year-old legal assistant with a firm of solicitors in London. To describe me as anonymous would be unfair but to notice me other than in passing would be a rarity. I did make a good connection with a girl, but that blew up in my face and smacked my arse with a fish slice.

Gary Thorn goes for a pint with a work acquaintance called Brendan. When Brendan leaves early, Gary meets a girl in the pub. He doesn’t catch her name, but falls for her anyway. When she suddenly disappears without saying goodbye, all Gary has to remember her by is the book she was reading: The Satsuma Complex. But when Brendan goes missing, Gary needs to track down the girl he now calls Satsuma to get some answers.

And so begins Gary’s quest, through the estates and pie shops of South London, to finally bring some love and excitement into his unremarkable life…

A thrilling story with a cast of unforgettable characters, The Satsuma Complex is the brilliantly funny smash hit first novel by bestselling author and comedian Bob Mortimer.

©2022 Bob Mortimer (P)2022 Simon & Schuster, UK
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"Like Spike Milligan, Mortimer has managed to use a novel for his distinctive comedic voice." (The Telegraph)

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Bob's Wrote A Great Book. Thats Nice Isn't It Andy

I thoroughly enjoyed Bob Mortimer's first work of novelised fiction. The time flew by so fast as I was entertained by the adventures of Gary, Emily, Grace, Lasso & Boilersuit Man. There's so much I can say about how good the book is but I'll narrow it down to this: Boing - Parp - SATSUMA - Peeeeanuts - DONGLE - Ohhhhhhh Yeahhh - SALLY PHILLIPS - Oh Give Me Just A Little More Tiiiiiime.

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Excellent

Absolutely excellent story and narration. Hope Mr Mortimer writes another. Best audio book I’ve listened to this year.

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Superb!

Loved listening to this book. All the better that Bob was reading it himself.
Can’t wait for Bobs next book.

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An absolutely superb story, brilliantly told, you absolute shit house, go ahead and treat yourself

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Easy listening

Got through this in no time at all. Listened to Bob's autobiography previously so I thought I'd give this a go. If you're having a think around whether it's worth a credit, then it certainly is. Amusing and entertaining.

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twists and turns all the way

wonderfully read by Bob Mortimer, you could live the characters and their lives. The addition of Sally Phillips added to the cleverness of bringing two lives from different worlds together for a gripping finale.

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Excellent listen

Great story! A solid thriller laced with Bob’s signature humour, I’m normally a non fiction reader but this has left me wanting to explore some more fiction titles thoroughly enjoyed it

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Fantastic audio book, funny funny funny.

Fantastic audio book, only made better by Bob Mortimer characters coming alive. Very funny Sally Phillips it great. Well worth a read. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Fantastic

First audio book I've listened to and it is brilliant :)

Really enjoyed the story and Bob's narration - hope he's got another one in him.

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perfect for realisation in a bad world

loved it from start to finish whilst learning a few hilarious quips along the way😅

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